RED = ANGER
1. Are you currently mad at someone?
SURPRISINGLY NO.
2. Which of your family members has the worst temper?
ME.
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone?
AS OF TWO DAYS AGO. LOL.
4. Does your face turn red when you're angry?
I GUESS.
5. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell?
BOTH.
ORANGE = EXCITEMENT
1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you?
NAH.
2. Are you easily excited?
DEPENDS ON THE SITUTATION.
3. What event is coming up that you're most excited about?
ST. PATRICKS DAY.
4. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
FUCK YOU!!!!
5. If you could have anything right now what would it be?
WILL LEAVE BLANK CAUSE IT'S SAPPY.
YELLOW = SELF DISCOVERY
1. Name:
BILL.
2. Birthday:
01/20.
3. What's your main goal in life?
TO NOT FAIL.
4. Do you want to have children?
NEVER!!!
5. How do you want to die?
KICKING SCREAMING, AND COVERED IN MY MOM'S VAGINAL FLUIDS.
GREEN = OPINIONS
1. Are you against gay marriage?
NOPE, THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SUFFER LIKE ALL THE REST.
2. Lower the drinkiing age?
DOES MATTER TO ME ANY.
3. Capital Punishment?
NO MORE JAILS, JUST DEATH SENTENCES. WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE.
4. Abortion?
WHAT EVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.
5. Democrat or Republican?
NEITHER.
BLUE = LOVE
1. Do you love someone?
DON'T BELIEVE IN IT. WOULD LIKE TO THOUGH.
2. Do you have a bf/gf?
NOT SINCE SEPTEMBER.
3. Is it better to have loved and lost than never loved at all?
FUCK NO.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight?
LUST AT FIRST SITE.
5. Would you tattoo your lovers name on your body?
HELL NO.
PURPLE = Q&A
Q: How many beds did you lay in today?
ZERO.
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
BLACK.
Q: Name one thing that you do everyday?
LIVE.
Q: How much cash do you have on you right now?
32 CENTS. WOOHOO!!
Q: Is Tom on your Top friends list?
NOPE.
Q: Look to your left. What's there?
FIREPLACE.
Q: What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
DON'T BORROW.
Q: What website(s) do you visit the most during the day?
CHERRYTAP.COM, WWW.IMDB.COM, AND GOOGLE.
Q: Do you have plants in your room?
NO.
Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
NO, FEEL JUST PEACHY.
Q: What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
GREENVILLE.
Q: Do you own a picture phone?
NOPE.
Q: Recent time you were really upset?
DUNNO, MAYBE TWO MONTHS AGO WHEN I WANTED MY BOOZE BACK.
PINK = LAST
1. Person you saw?
GAY DUDE.
2. Person that said they loved you.
BEEN AWHILE.
3. Movie watched in cinema?
SMOKING ACES.
4. Song you listened to?
TOCOTTA AND FUGUE IN D MINOR BY VANESSA MAE.
5. Person you talked on the phone with?
SHAUN.
GREY = TODAY
1. What are you doing right now?
THIS, AND READING.
2. What are you doing tonight?
PROLLY NOTHING.
3. What are you going to eat?
CUBE STEAK.
4. Did you accomplish anything today?
GOT TO DRINK AND MAKE FUN OF STRIPPERS.
5. What shoes are you wearing?
NONE.
BROWN = TOMORROW
1. Is?
TUESDAY.
2. My plans are?
SLEEP TILL 4.
3. Are you going to laugh?
POSSIBLY.
4. Any TV show you watch coming on?
THAT WHAT WITH THAT GUY WHO DOES THAT THING.
5. Do you know what you will eat?
WHATEVER IS THERE WHEN I NEED FOOD.
