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People that have sex for money have always intrigued me.
Taking a base, biological need and capitalizing on it
taking what should be free, fun and frequent
and turning it into an industry
At some point
that specifically aroused me.
I think it has to do with the specific woman, and the specific circumstances, and just how far she's willing to take it....
*shivers*
there's this girl on an altporn site though...
lets just say her body is familiar to me.
Leave it at that.
So... why the fuck am I still awake?
... because some fucking tard rang my phone ten minutes after I fell asleep. I didn't even pick up or see who, I just unceremoniously hit "shut up" and rolled over.
Let's recall the rules shall we?
Rule #1 Do not fuck with my sleep.
Rule #2 if I don't want to fuck you, I don't want to talk to you
The rest of the rules generally apply to oral sex in public bathrooms.
Or they don't apply to this conversation.
And where exactly was this conversation going?
I don't know.
I woke up... and I jerked off to above mentioned girl
and now I feel like I SHOULD be getting pancakes.
Pancakes and round 2 from a pretty senorita.
Wonder where that's coming from?
I don't recall having any dreams or flashbacks recently.
I'd go somewhere, but I want for nothing that can be won at this hour with my immediate resources.
Like... a better job, a better house, a bigger kitchen, and someone on a nickname basis with my penis.
Been a bit of a hot streak as far as dry spells go.
