I was thinking about this topic and this is what I came up with :)
What I want in a woman:
Original List:
1. Attractive
2. Nice Butt
3. Good Conversation
4. Funny
5. Good Cook that can cook with me
6. Gives me sex whenever I want it
At Age 32:
1. Attractive
2. Nice Butt
3. Good Conversation
4. Funny
6. Gives me sex whenever I want it
(Good Cook was removed, because I found I can cook as good as any woman out there - lol)
At Age 42:
1. Attractive
2. Nice Butt
3. Good Conversation
4. Slightly Funny
5. Gives me sex whenever I want it
At Age 52:
1. Moderately Attractive
2. Decent Butt
3. Good Conversation
4. Slightly Funny
5. Gives me sex whenever I want it
At Age 62:
1. Hopefully Attractive
2. Hopefully not a wrinkled Butt
3. Gives me sex whenever I want it
(Good Conversation was removed because I have already heard everything she has to say by the age of 62 and Slightly Funny is not needed anymore because I am sure that one of my other personailities is telling me funny stuff all the time anyway)
At Age 72:
1. Hopefully Attractive
2. Gives me Sex whenever I want it
(Butt criteria has been removed, because who the hell has seen a hot looking 72 year old butt)
At Age 82:
1. Give me sex whenever I want it
(Attractive has been removed, because if I can still have sex at 82 and know a women that is willing to give it to me when I am 82 - I will just be happy to get what I can :) )
