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Yeah that really is the name of the survey >> that's almost as awesome as Andy's moobs.
1. What is you full name?
I think a total of two people on Fubar know it, and they're both on my blocked list *thumbs up*.
2. When is your birthday?
1/20/85 1/20 is the same as the guy that played Bones on Star Trek. Destined?
3. How tall are you?
5'11 but I say six foot to save time.
4. Eye color? Onyx. Some people have decided to find it sexy
5. Hair color?
Ever dulling copper.
6. What nationality(s) are you?
Ameriwont
7. Do you eat the crust on your bread and sandwiches?
Yerp.
8. Any piercings?
Nope.
9. Any tatoos?
Nope.
10. You have three wishes, what are they?
A.) Maintainable world peace and disarmament, global conflict resolution
B.) The ability to manipulate my body's passage through time (including the ability to age or deage or auto regenerate to the point where I was killed and reverse it)
C.) The capacity and aptitude to learn as much as I want.
In other words >> hand built giant robots here I come.
11. What sound can you not stand?
Dry styrofoam being even TOUCHED makes my skin crawl.
12. If you could do a cover for any band for any song, what would it be?
I'd cover Mississppi John Hurt songs. Ooh! or Permanent Vacation by Tsuneo Imahori.
13. Special talents?
None I feel comfortable telling you about if you're someone who hasn't seen me naked in a sexual setting. Also I have a pentient for the whimsical and absurd, and a way with words that cuts through the bullshit and creates tragedies out of every morning occurences.
14. What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
Pet my dog and hit the snooze button.
15. What is the last song you sang?
I do not recall, but I do know it didn't suck and it was barely in my range, life's hard when you're a bass.
16. Do you play any instruments?
I have stupid fingers. But I did play the pan pipes for a period.
17. Do you know any awesomely random facts?
a few million really.
18. Which X-Man would you want to be?
Nightcrawler, cool ability and he gets ALL the bitches.
19. BE HONEST- Do you listen to show tunes?
Have you met my father?
20. Do you want to go to college?
Been there done that, got the useless piece of paper.
21. Whats the first thing you do when you get home from school?
-Did- throw my backpack somewhere, take off my shoes, and turn on the tube and game system.
22. Is there anyone you are desperate to meet?
No one desperate, but I've got a lot of people I'd like to meet.
My future kids being on that list.
23. Do you dance around your house when nobodys home?
Not as often as I dance in the grocery store.
24. Favorite quote?
All limitations are self imposed.
25. Main source of exercise?
Kenjutsu and my stationary bike.
Yay or Nay
Diet Pepsi? Ew.
Extra curricular activities? Ew.
Kids? Probably.
Colored contacts? None for me.
Seinfeld? ... FUCK NO.
Bread? >> is this a serious question?
Hair cuts? When my hair gets in my eyes.
Hiking? Yeah.
Styrofoam? Dear god no.
Black and white photography? Yeah.
Chess? yes but Go is better.
Coffee? Tea if its available.
Portugal? ...sure? Wait. no.
Speed dial? probably.
Techno? yes.
What C.D.s are in your sterio right now? None.
Guilty pleasures? fucking on the first date.
If you had to eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be? a bullet
The Ring- creepy or stupid? stupid and a remake.
Do you get along with your family? my immediate family
If you were an animagus, which form would you take? a what!? ??? ... Can I be Megatron?
Speak other languages? Spanish and Latin.
How many continents have you been to? 2
Favorite song (as of right now)? Permanent Vacation.
Favorite flower? Chrysanthemum or Cerebus
Do you read comic books? Used to, but these days I'll read manga or webcomics.
Is there anyone you would be maimed, tortured, or killed for? Yes.
Contacts, glasses, or neither? I wear my glasses because my vision problems are actually due to eye strain.
Hometown? Independence Kansas, the greatest place to drive through a corn field while listening to banjo music evading the cops.
What is the best best board game? The one my brother made in 4th grade.
Favorite flavor of juice? Orange
Orientation? ...? Straight? ... 3 degress from perpendicular when erect? what the fuck are they asking me?
Have you ever been in love? (depending on what your concept of love is). I think some people would say I have been, but meh.
Have you ever been skinny dipping? Yes, and streaking.
Assertive or passive? I'm a nice guy who gets annoyed easilly, so its kinda either or.
Are you in the shower? why yes, yes I am, and that's how I'm able to fill out this survey.
Any regrets? Multiple.
Do you swear? Frequently.
Do you have any pet peeves? dumbing myself down for general access.
Do you own a car? yes.
Favourite Ice cream flavor? Vanilla with whole roasted almonds.
The best cheesy pick up line? Hey baby- wanna MAKE a baby?
Do you like fast food? Not really.
Do you like salad? Not really, I think there are more fun ways to use greens, like sauce or straight up and salad implies at least salt as a dressing from the word "sal" meaning - you guessed it, salt, and the "ad" implying "mess".
also- total random stopping point >>
