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What are you waiting for?
I very recently met a man
The past 48 hrs actually
And he actually appreciates
Excruciating depth
Unusual
So of course I am skeptical
But he has sent me PDF files
Of quite heady stuff
Knowing I will expound with my own theories
Like why highly intelligent people have cowlicks
I have a convincing theory on that but will take too much right now
To explain...suffice it to say that brains are awfully close to skulls
The intellectual joust
To see how far the other goes
I said I wanted to shoot Sarah Palin in the head like a deer
Hang her carcass from a tree...smoke the meat
And send Xmas jerky to my religious relatives
He got the metaphor and laughed
Sincerely
No nervous omg are you a serial killer?
Even tho I am quite capable of that
He knew that is not what I meant
Hyperbole a dying art recognized by few
So we shall start a new business
Contract killers based in Oslo
They would welcome us there
....or not
