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Boo tagged me... sometime last week.
Instructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
-> I'm not tagging anyone, because I don't give a fuck.
1. I like applying the paranoiac-critical method to everyday things and making poetry out of it- it usually turns out being about fucking.
2. When I work with people I get sick. Regularly, its pretty irritating being in a constant state of illness just for a regular paycheck.
3. I'd rather we talked about me, at least you can offer some insight to the subject since I don't know myself that well, whereas when I have to listen to your problems (which I do, dutifully 90% of my spare time) I've gone through it (or worse), known someone that has gone through it (or worse) and I typically have a very rational solution already worked out. It's boring to solve 400 people's problems that all have the same issue and answer. Also- no one takes my advice until they try their own theory and crash and burn.
4. I watch the entire collection of Frasier about once a year (MASH too) and I find my life to parallel Niles' pretty closely. I fall hard for girls I can't have, the interim relationships I have are violent, often passionless, and a constant drain of my effort.
5. I'm still holding my breath for my Galatea.
6. I'm more afraid of people than I am of lions.
7. I go to restaurants for ideas rather than an impulse, 9/10 times I can cook it better than the guy paid to do it. I just don't have an encyclopedia of recipes and food combinations like they do.
8. I can't cook pancakes, but I can roast a duck, whisk a thick savory sauce for hours, or make an all day stew that unravels perfectly in your mouth.
9. I resent my extended family. Openly. It's reactionary for being the constant subject of ridicule, jealousy and barbed comments.
10. I rarely pay my bills on time, or do my dishes and laundry in a timely fashion, but I can tell you exactly where all my drawings, notes on game concepts, and projects are. I guess I have different priorities, it can be a bad thing.
