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What are you waiting for?
1. What time did you get up this morning?
10:00
2. How do you like your steak?
Medium
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Sweet Jesus... uuuh... The Avengers?
4. What is your favorite TV show?
MASH or Good Eats.
5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Someplace with a bomb shelter and a great grocery store within 20 minutes.
6. What did you have for breakfast?
Bologne and liverwerst sandwich, granola with coconut milk
7. What is your favorite cuisine?
Yes. Probably Moroccan influenced Spanish.
8. What foods do you dislike?
Reproductive and excritory organs.
9. Favorite Place to Eat?
Chez Yasu. Tiny french joint. Pretty damned good, and I honestly can't cook better than the chef there.
10. Favorite dressing?
Olive oil and balsalmic vinegar with sea salt and cracked pepper.
11.What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Some beater.
12. What are your favorite clothes?
Blood spattered and shredded.
13. Where would you visit if you had the chance?
Mars.
14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
It's always full if we're in a gas rich environment.
15. Where would you want to retire?
Some place with a bomb shelter with a really good grocery store within 20 minutes
16. Favorite time of day?
3:00 in the morning, post sex, waiting for waffles or nachos.
17. Where were you born?
Independence Kansas.
18. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Baseball.
19. Who do you think will do this?
Me.
20. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?
Me.
21. Bird watcher?
Who the fuck is in this century?
22. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night.
23. Pets?
Dog. Giant dog.
24. Any new and exciting news that you'd like to share?
I have to pee.
25. What did you want to be when you were little?
A writer.
26. What is your best childhood memory?
My childhood was pretty unpleasant, but it probably has something to do with playing video games.
27. Are you a cat or dog person?
Dog
28. Are you married?
Pfft.
29. Always wear your seat belt?
I do now.
30. Been in a car accident?
Yep.
31. Any pet peeves?
Ignorance.
32. Favorite pizza topping?
Meat. Second favorite is arugala and goat cheese with capers, third is anchioves and roasted tomatoes
33. Favorite Flower?
Chrysanthemum, clovers, jasmine, chive blossoms.
34. Favorite ice cream?
Vanilla.
35. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Gross. Probably LJS. Sometimes you gotta eat 3lbs of crispy fat and an ounce of white fish.
36. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
Didn't.
37. From whom did you get your last email?
Uuh probably spam.
38. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
A place that sells food.
39. Do anything spontaneous lately?
This survey.
40. Like your job?
Not really.
41. Broccoli?
Barely blanched with boiling water from the kettle. Tossed dry, then covered in olive oil and chili flake.
42. What was your favorite vacation?
Chicago.
43. Last person you went out to dinner with?
Uuuuh... The little. He had never had a Quadrapounder before.
44. What are you listening to right now?
Terry Reid. Super Lungs.
45. What is your favorite color?
German Blue.
46. How many tattoos do you have?
0. Hipster scum.
47. Coffee drinker?
On the weekends, and very strong coffee.
48. How many children do you have?
0 that I know of.
