Reeka's blog: "Survey"

Under each question, answer it, then go to urbandictionary. com and put the VERY FIRST definition that comes up. 1) Whats your name? Erika 1. Erika 1351 up, 110 down love ithate it Possibly one of the sexiest girls on the face of the earth. They are so much fun to be around, But, a downside is that they are too fine for you. Usually not skanks or hoes have tons of friends and are in middle class families. Has friends that will destroy people that want to harm her. Gets hit on a lot by guys isn't stuck up or a bitch, although they tend to have a bitchy friend or two. Dude, you see Erika today? Man, she was fine as hell! Ha!she is but a girl that fine is outta your league.... *gigglesn0rtz* ------------------------------------------------- 2) Whats your age? 35 35 1 thumb down love ithate it Means (male) masturbation. Propably due the following joke: Two men walk into a toilet. While man #1 starts pissing, man #2 starts counting numbers aloud. 1, 2, 3, 4..., 5, 6, 7. Man #1: What were those numbers all about? Man #2: You see boy, I like to keep things organized. When I say 1, I unzip the zipper. When I say 2, I take my dick out. When I say 3, I pull back the foreskin. When I say 4, I piss. When I say 5, I pull forth the foreskin. When I say 6, I put my dick back in my underwear. And when I say 7, I zip the zipper. But the next day, the two men go back to the bathroom, and suddenly the man starts yelling in the bathroom 1, 2, 3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5!!! Hey, I still got 30 minutes before my train leaves, I think I go for a 35 while waiting. ------------------------- 3) Name one of your friends? Sara Subject of a Bob Dylan Song; related to the name sarah, Hebrew for princess; all who posess the name have a tendancy to correct all misspelling when in regards to themselves, or call themselves "Sara-no-h". -hello, may I get your name? --Sara, Sara-no-h. -Thank you Sara. -Man, that Bob Dylan song is soo cool, I'm going to name my daughter Sara, its so much better without the h at the end. ----------------------------------------- (what happened to #4?) ----------------------------------------- 5) Whats you favorite color? Purple Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin. Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple! ------------------------------------------ 6) What is the name of the city you were born in? Dearborn Dearborn 35 up, 7 down love ithate it A city in Michigan, just outside of Detroit, that is home to Ford Motor Company and the most dense population of Arabs outside of the Middle East. Most of the Arab population consists of Lebanese, but a growing number of Iraqis have been immigrating here. Also a nice sized population of Yemenis and Palestinians live here. Most are Muslim, but lots of Christian Arabs live in other parts of the Metro Detroit Area. Even though lots of whites have left Dearborn, Dearborn's economy has gone up. Real Estate value and Property taxes have risen drastically since the 1980s. Lots of great Social programs "plague" this fine city, such as quick responsive snow removal, emergency services, and police patrol. The East side of Dearborn is about 85% Arab, the south side is 100%, and the west side has been increasingly Arab-American! The west side of Dearborn is a lot nicer than the rest of Dearborn, which has a nice downtown on Michigan Ave, and expensive houses that share a golf course. The only reason that some people would say that Dearborn's getting worse is because of their own prejudice of Arab-Americans, such as Debbie Schlussel, and not based on facts. Unlike other minorities, Arab-Americans moving to a certain community improves the economy and doesn't bring it down. ADJECTIVE: when somebody acts like a Lebanese guy from Dearborn, such as driving around Warren Ave with the music loud as hell and talking on the cell phone, and trying to pick up chicks. Says "Bro" and "Cuz" a lot. When a girl from Dearborn would take her cousin or brother to the prom because her parents wouldn't let her take a guy! Also says "Bro" a lot! Dearborn guys and girls share a lot of traits with Italians from Staten Island and New Jersey. "This guy is so Dearborn! How the hell can he talk on the phone when I can hear the music from here?" ----------------------------------------- 7)What is the month that you were born? May cool; sexy; hot i am so may ------------------------------------------ 8) Who is the last person that you talked to? daughter One of two things created by having sex without a condom or other form of birth control. The other is a son. From Family Guy (after Meg got a makeover): Lois: Peter, take a look at your daughter! Peter: Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry! I-It was 20 years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber." !!" ------------------------------------------ 9) What is one of your nicknames? Reeka reeka isn't defined yet. 10) What is your zodiac sign? Gemini Gemini is a sign that runs from May 21st to June 20th. Geminis are Creative, artistic, Nice, Intellectual, Individualistic, Outgoing and Compassionate. On the other hand they can also be inconsistent, nervous, nosy and lazy at times. Gemini's Likes include: -Talking -Writing -Adventure -Variety in life Their Dislikes include: -Boring things -Labor (such as school) -Repitition; being in a rut -Conformity -Strict People

Your result for The Personality Defect Test...

Emo Kid

You are 43% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

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Do you like sex rough or sensual? I'm not sure I've ever had it sensual. And it looks like I won't anytime soon.... Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? Or both? Never had it with the opposite... How often do you like to have sex? I'm happy with ANY... Is sex a top priority for you? Apparently too high cuz I'm depressed from lack of it. Do you have sex face to face with your partner? I don't remember. How often do you have wild crazy sex with a complete stranger? never How do you do you feel about one night stands? *shrugs* How many one night stands have you had? zip... they always came back for more :) What's your favorite position? democrat. Oh wait, wrong quiz. Doggy I guess. Where's your favorite place to have sex? Preferable under a guy. Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Depends Have you ever watched porn while having sex? Yep How long do u usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? Foreplay? My hubby knows not what that is. Do you get off first or do they? You'd think I would but if I don't then I won't at all :/ Do you like kissing during sex? yeah Do you moan? If so are you loud or quite? EXTREMELY loud. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite? Doesn't matter a lot as long as I know he's enjoying himself Dose size matter? (for girls dicks/for guys boobs)? No... the guys I've met with teeny weenies make up for it in other ways ;) How old were you when you lost your virginity? 17 How many sexual partners have you had in the last month? nada What does your favorite fore-play include? kissing my neck Do you ever play with yourself during the act? not often Do you prefer to sleep with randoms, or one person? yes Have you ever done anal? If so did you like it? Yeah... i like it. i like it a lot. When and where was your wildest sex ever? I plead the 5th Whats your ultimate sexual fantasy? Seriously, if anyone wants to know I'll tell them privately. Have you ever done porn? Depends on how you define it... but I'd say yes Have you ever had sex for money? No Have you ever bribed someone to have sex with you? No Is sex still good when you're cheating? cheating at sex? During sex, what are you thinking about? thinking?!?!? If you're thinking, ur doin it wrong. Do you like the top or bottom at first? bottom Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner? yep Could you live without sex? apparently so, cuz i still have a pulse. How often does a typical sexual episode last for you? less than 5 minutes from the time we're in teh same room together. Do you like to perform oral sex? depends on who with Do you like to receive oral sex? oh hell yeah Have you ever taped yourself in the act? yup Have you ever had a 3-sum? 4-sum? 5-sum? 3some once... lonnnnngggg ago Have you ever had interracial sex? no.. well wait, my first bf was 1/2 lebanese so i guess so Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom? yeah... all the time in college. they asked me to keep it down. I couldn't so he asked to join. Have you ever had sex at work? only with myself. Have you ever had sex at school? yep... lost my virginity in my high school band room What is something you'd never consider doing? anything involving poo Have you ever had sex on drugs? only prescription ones Would you ever have sex in public? been there, done that Whats your biggest turn on? kissing the base of my neck Do you spit or swallow? i've said it once, i'll say it a zillion times... why fucking make a mess if it's already in your mouth? How many times have you gotten off in one night? night? Well most in a day was 34... Would you let other people watch you have sex? depends on if my partner agrees Have you ever had sex in front of your best friend? no Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f? no, but almost :-S Do you ever have sex in the shower? done it but it's not the best Whats the weirdest place you ever had sex? my parent's pontoon boat Whats the biggest age difference with a partner? 11 years, i think Are you still goanna have sex when you are 70? i dunno if i'll be alive that long What was/is your most embarrassing sexual moments? The first time I squirted and thought I'd peed the bed How old is too young to have sex in your opinion? <15 i guess, but it depends on the person Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed? depends Have you ever done it at your grandparents? ewwwww no Have you ever had sex on a boat or a yacht? yeah What is the most public place you have ever had sex? bank of the huron river in a public park Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back seat? Back, there's more room there and it has privacy glass Do you wear protection as much as you should? *I* dont wear protection... Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child you know of? LMFAO.. If you are over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18? Nope Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you? depends Whats the perfect size? (for girls-inches in dick, for guys-cup size? I have no fvcking clue Have you ever done bondage sex (chains whips etc...)? if not, would you? only handcuffs, and that bums me, I need more. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? yeah *cringes* Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life? yep If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be? he knows who he is ;)

What was the highlight of your day? getting an appointment for my oncology consultation Who has texted you today? Sirvalor Besides your mouth, where is your favorite spot to get kissed? My neck (it's even better than my mouth usually) How did you feel when you woke up? crappy Name something great that happened Friday? I got drunk and sang on rockband. When was the last time you saw your father? Must be 4 or 5 years ago.. i don't think he's met my son. Do you like your life as of now? Not the last few months Do you wish someone would call or text you right now? Yes Do you regret doing something in the past week? Yes. Have you ever been kissed by a person that's name starts with J? Yes Do you drink coffee? No Do you crack your knuckles? No. What were you doing 20 minutes ago? Showering Does anyone call you babe or baby? Not really Last thing you drank? Coke What were you doing yesterday at midnight? sleeping What can't you wait for? lots of things Last text message you received said? hugs Who was the last person's voice you heard over the phone? Hubby's Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? Yes When is your birthday? May 23 Do you get along with girls? Yes, but most don't like me IRL Do you like surprises? Depends It’s 4 in the morning, your phone rings you gonna answer? I probably won't even realize it's the phone before it stops ringing How tall are you? 5'3.5" Do you ever keep arguing even when you know you’re wrong? probably What do you think about tattoos? *shrugs* What are your plans for the future? Trying not to plan anything but beating cancer. Have you ever set foot in a tanning bed? No Do you make your bed everyday? kinda Besides bills, what do you spend most your money on? my kids How many pillows do you sleep with? 2 (1 regular, 1 body pillow) Peppermint or spearmint? Peppermint What color are your bed sheets? purple Your best friend tells you she is pregnant what is your reaction? Oh crap, he better get divorced so he can help you with yours... What is the last voice mail you received about? going to the doctor What was the last movie you watched at home? spaceballs Who introduced you to your boyfriend/girlfriend? The guy i was fvcking around with at the time What kind of milk do you drink? ewwwwwwwwwwww (OK i'll drink chocolate once in a while) What is something you need to go shopping for? toilet paper

What Your Name Says About You

Your name says that you are mostly: Passionate but flighty Your name also says you are: Fiery but unbalanced Artistic but extreme Intuitive but high strung

Your Boobies' Names Are...

Silk and Satin

Your Attitude is Better than 40% of the Population

You have a positive attitude... sometimes. You prefer to see the world through clear glasses, not rose colored ones.

Your Hair Should Be Red

You are a passionate person... both in love and in life. You have many causes that are important to you. You can be very intense. You are very fiery. You speak up, and you don't mince words. You also have a very flamboyant personality. You love to show off. You are both eccentric and expressive. You like to share your unique point of view. You can become quite impassioned. So impassioned that you can seem a little overbearing.

You Are 90% Kinky

If you've heard of it, you've tried it. You're that kinky. You're open to any and all sexual experiences, as long as they're safe. You see the bedroom as the primary place for all your adventures. But that's not to say that the bedroom is the only place you get kinky!

The True You

You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to do more for you. With respect to money, you spend as little as possible. You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities. The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you will search and search until you find your perfect match.