Sumwon is my best friend. Some think he is my imaginary friend. Yea, right... Y'all think Beaver is nuts? Okay, I appreciate your honestly. I got two words fer ya! "Youse Right!" But Sumwon ain't imaginary. He is real. I cannot help it that y'all cannot see or hear Sumwon. Perhaps Sumwon is shy? Or, maybe I can see and hear better than you can. I am half moron and half earthling. I can see things that full blooded earthlings cannot see. I must be gifted. Sumwon visits me whenever I snap my fingers. And he leaves when I snap my fingers. Sumwon never knows whether he's coming or going. But I can talk to Sumwon. He won't go blab it to everyone else. Sumwon can keep a secret. I only wish I had a secret to tell Sumwon. I dunno any secrets.
