Kyle is the biggest pot-pie
He chases cats trying to steal their sneaky shoes
He likes burritos and uses them as traps-
to catch all those sneaky cats
At first he used mice but they were too squeaky..
Then he tried steak but it got too expensive.
Its hard for him to sneak up on them-
Cuz he's as big as a tree and his shadow alerts his prey.
I told him to try crawling after the cats-
But it proved to be too slow.
After trying to crawl after them-
He then tried using rollerskates to chase 'em
But found he couldnt stop soon enough to catch 'em-
and he'd always fall down causing the cats to scatter.
For weeks upon weeks he tried catching these cats
It boggled my mind why he was doing this
But then I realized what it was
As it turns out,it was all his imagination-
Kyle was busy eating SHROOMS!!!