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I took this screen name as a joke, because the Large Hadron Collider at CERN sounds like it's some kind of porn film starring the Higgs Boson. So here I am a few years later thinking that what if Higgs Boson were a super hero? The so-called "god particle", the theoretical fundamental building block of all matter in the known universe. What traits would a super hero with that name take on? I asked myself, in reverse of most super heroes who name themselves once their powers are discovered.
If this were a comic book character, Higgs Boson would be super-dense, and have the biggest ego in the universe. As far as he's concerned, he may as well be God, because the real one hasn't shown up yet. These would be his only super powers. Neither of them being any true benefit, his winning out through sheer force of will and averting danger via bumbling, yet good natured stupidity (and a whole lot of luck, much to the annoyance of foe and friend alike!)
Anyone know how to draw? I'll marry you as soon as I'm divorced, unless you have a penis.
