Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman, who's not a creep, drunk or liar.
One who's cute, beautiful, smart and strong.
She's not afraid to admit when she is wrong.
One who thinks before she speaks.
When she promises to call, she doesn't wait 6 weeks.
I pray that she is gainfully employed,
Won't lose her cool when she's annoyed.
Waits for me to pull out her chair and let me open her door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a woman who will make love to my mind
Knows that I'm kidding when I tell her the truth when she asks "How fat is my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a' itchin'.
She brings me a sandwich and beer TOO when she goes to the kitchen.
I pray that this woman will love me to no end
And would never compare me with her gay best friend.
Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait
For I know You will send her before it's too late.
Amen!!!
