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created on 01/28/2007 | http://fubar.com/hello/b49641

posted on 02/02/2007&nbs-08:00;@&nbs-08:00;04:02&nbs-08:00;pm

Signs That She Is Going To Dump You
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There comes a time where the woman you think you love will rip your heart out, stomp on it, feed it to her dog, and tell friends that you have a small dick! These are the signs that the bitch will be dumping you, so you'd better find a way to dump her first and save your ego!

She's been wearing an engagement ring for the last 2 months, yet you've never proposed.
Her weekly "girl's night out" has changed to Friday Fuck Night and it includes the sole company of Jeff, Todd, Vinny, Marcus, Mike and Rico.
She comes home from a long day at work with her blouse inside out, her hair all over the place and several white stains on her short black skirt.
Her friends do nothing but point and laugh everytime they see you.
A box of Trojan Magnums has replaced your box of Extended Pleasure condoms. She's moving on to bigger and better.They always do.
Her business trips with her boss include cruises to the Carribean and month long trips to Paris.
You start noticing men's underwear in your dresser that doesn't belong to you.
She starts caring about her appearance after years of dressing in sweats and wifebeaters.
Your Credit Cards are maxed, your bank account is drained and she's not the least bit concerned.
Her "blog" has her status as "single" and her hobbies include anonymous gangbang bukkake parties.
The college class she just started taking is 7 days a week and meets at night.
She has invited you to be a guest with her on Jerry Springer.
Her once tight pussy can now slide over your head with the great ease.
She encourages you to go out with your friends to slam beers, watch football and receive endless lap dances from strange women at seedy strip clubs.
Everything you say is followed by her response of "Whatever, you fucking dickless ass face!"
She "paid" for a boob job off of her $6.00 an hour pay at The Burger Barn... after 3 weeks of employment!
She introduces you to new acquaintances as "an old friend of mine..."
She leaves you voicemails and identifies herself using her first and last name.
Your picture is now adorned with your picture for the bullseye.
Your other girlfriend just clued you in!

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