Gingerbeer
First thing you should know is I'm a huge nerd! I love fantasy, sci-fi and tabletop games! I'm a single, divorced dude who is just trying to make it post-heartbreak. I have a reasonable amount of social anxiety, so forgive me if I rarely reach out. I do love to chat, I just have trouble making that initial contact. I feel like a pest! I'm primarily attracted to women (including trans-women) but I am attracted to intelligence and femininity most of all. I even appreciate the beauty of drag and cross-dressing. If that applies to you, please feel free to say hi! Men! I really appreciate the compliments! They do make me happy and I am flattered. That said, I'm not looking for a relationship with you. I might be a tiny bit "flexible" but I'm not looking to be your boyfriend or even sex-chat buddy. Just keep that in mind before you message me.

Cudajack
I'm not going to ask for your phone number. I'm not going to ask you for nudes. Lord knows you don't wanna see my junk, so I won't try and send you pics. I'm just a funny-ish guy that works hard and wants to come here to relax and have fun. I do not set out to offend, so don't take the things I say seriously. If it pops in my head and its funny to me, I'm going to entertain myself, and who knows? Maybe you'll laugh, too. I'm not here trying to hook up with you. My comments may be flirty, but that's just me having fun. I'm not the creepy old guy sitting outside your window. (I have binoculars for that!) I can have a good, straight-forward serious conversation, or if properly prompted, can get dirty with the best of 'em. It's all about talking to people and having fun here. Women say the want a caring, funny guy, but I've been ignored on enough dating sites to know that's not true. I acknowledge that I'm not the best looking guy out there - but I'm not the ugliest,