JeicrashI'm short-ish, Balding, wife, two kids. Try to restrain yourself from jizzing out the pie hole.
Some day I want to own a midget, later a whole colony of them. Just so I would have someone who's looks up to me. HAHAHAHA. I like midgets, mostly because they make me feel tall. I have a dozen hobbies and no money to do them, so instead I watch bad tv, bad movies, and drive people nuts by saying Uh-huh when asked questions.