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Cuba's Cenesex Proposes Ground-breaking Transsexual RightsFidel Castro backs effort
Cuba's CENESEX proposes ground-breaking transsexual rights
Lavender & red, part 108
By Leslie Feinberg
Published Aug 6, 2007 8:48 PM
Mariela Castro Espín, director of Cuba’s National Center for Sex Education (CENESEX), recalled that three decades ago a Cuban from Matanzas who was born female-bodied but identified as male came to Havana for help.
In response, Cuban revolutionary leader and president of the Federation of Cuban Women (FMC), Vilma Espín, recommended in 1979 that a special committee be established, coordinated by the National Work Group on Sex Education—CENESEX’s predecessor. The FMC had formed the Work Group in 1972; CENESEX was established in 1989.
The first result, Castro Espín related, was an agreement with the Ministry of the Interior and the Ministry of Justice to issue new identity papers. Three transsexual Cubans got new identity documents under that accord.
In 1988, the first sex-reassignment surgery—from male to f
Cuban Roast Suckling Pig Recipe10 lb whole suckling pig
3 cups fresh squeezed orange juice
1 cup fresh squeezed lime juice (6-8 medium limes)
12 garlic cloves
1 onion
1 tbsp salt
1 tbsp oregano
2 tbsp olive oil
4 bay leaves
Bring a large pot of water to a rolling boil. Wearing rubber gloves to
protect your hands, hold pig by head and submerge as much of body as
possible in water for 1 minute. Remove, reverse pig and, holding tail
end, submerge head and as much of body as possible, 1 minute. Place in a
snug-fitting, non-reactive pan and pour orange and lime juice over and
inside pig.
In a food processor combine garlic, onion and salt. Add oregano and olive
oil and process to a paste. Smear inside and out of pig with garlic paste
and scatter with bay leaves. Tightly cover pig with plastic wrap and
marinate, refrigerated, 48 hours, turning occasionally.
Preheat oven to 200 degree. Transfer pig to a large roasting pan. Pull
hind legs forward toward head and prop it up so its back is up and it
Cuban Picadillo RecipeThe following can be added to white rice or used as filling in the "pastelitos" recipe in the dessert section to make small meat pies. For picadillo you can use ground lean beef or turkey.
1 lb ground meat
1 large onion, chopped
2-3 garlic cloves, chopped
1 small can tomato sauce
1/4 cup dry white wine
Pimiento stuffed olives
Raisins
Salt and pepper to taste
In a large skillet, brown the ground meat, onions and garlic. If meat is not too lean, pour out whatever fat you render.
turn heat down to medium low. Add the tomato sauce and wine. While it simmers, chop up the pimiento stuffed olives and add to meat mixture, it is ok to add a little bit of the brine, if you wish. Add the raisins and adjust the seasonings.
I like my picadillo almost dry, not too soupy. Serve over fluffy, white rice. If you like it soupier, just add more tomato sauce and/or wine, if you wish.
For the pastelitos, let the sauce simmer almost to dry, so you will not have a runny mess on your hand
Cubans Are CubansCubans are Cubans
St. Peter came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you."
We have some Cubans up here who are causing problems.
My flute is missing, mojo sauce is all over the place,
they are making guayaberas from their robes,
they have domino tables set up in the cafeteria,
and they're wearing baseball caps instead of halos."
"They refuse to stop making Cuban coffee
and doing BBQs on heaven's stairs
and some of them are walking around with just one wing."
The Lord said, "Cubans are Cubans, Peter.
Heaven is home to all my children.
If you want to know about real problems, ask the Devil."
Peter calls - the Devil answers the phone "Hello?
Damn, hold on a minute." The Devil returns to the phone,
"O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"
Peter replies "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having
down there." The Devil again says "Hold on, Hold on........"
The Devil comes back to the phone .
40 Cuban Proverbs1. A lie runs until it is overtaken by the truth.
2. A lie runs until truth catches up to it.
3. A love that can last forever takes but a second to come about.
4. A man possesses beauty in his quality and a woman possesses quality in her beauty.
5. A woman's honor consists in the good opinion the world has of her.
6. Brief encounters can result in long relationships.
7. Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.
8. Coffee from the top of the cup and chocolate from the bottom.
9. Do not be excessively timid or excessively confident.
10. Do not run into debt with a rich man, or promise anything to a poor one.
11. Even a leaf does not flutter on the tree without the will of god.
12. Every head is a world.
13. Faces of men we see but not their hearts.
14. Gluttony and vanity grow with age.
15. God made us and we wonder at it.
16. He who owes nothing has bought nothing on layaway.
17. He who speaks much, errs much.
Cuban Chicken And Yellow RiceCuban Chicken and Yellow Rice
Make a one-skillet meal for the whole family! This dish is flavorful and never boring. Best of all it uses ingredients you can keep on hand for a quick weeknight meal!
Serving: 4
Prep Time: 10 minutes
Cook Time: 35 minutes
Total Time: 45 minutes
INGREDIENTS:
2 tablespoons canola or olive oil
4 boned chicken thighs (about ¾ pound)
½ teaspoon salt
¼ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
3 ½ cups hot water (faucet hot)
1 medium-sized garlic clove, minced
One 10-ounce package yellow (saffron) rice mix
Half of a 1-pound package frozen green peas (do not thaw)
2 roasted bell peppers (from a jar), halved or quartered lengthwise
DIRECTIONS:
1. Heat oil in large, deep, heavy skillet over moderately high heat 2 minutes. Add chicken and brown lightly on both sides, 5 to 8 minutes. Lift to plate, sprinkle with salt and black pepper, and reserve.
2. Pour water into the skillet, add garlic, and bring to boiling. Add rice, then stir or tilt s
Cuban Fried RiceCuban Fried Rice
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1 fresh pineapple, peeled, packed in juice
1 Tbsp. olive oil
1 14.8-oz. pouch cooked long grain rice
12 oz. cooked ham, coarsely chopped
1 cup chopped or sliced sweet peppers
1 jalapeño pepper, sliced
1/2 15-oz. can black beans, rinsed and drained (3/4 cup)
Lime Wedges
Directions
1. Remove pineapple from container, reserving juice. Cut pineapple in 3/4-inch slices; discard core if present. Heat oil in 12-inch skillet over medium-high heat; add pineapple slices. Cook 3 to 4 minutes or until beginning to brown. Divide pineapple among four plates.
2. Meanwhile, prepare rice according to package directions. Add ham and peppers to skillet; cook 3 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add beans and rice. Cook, stirring occ
Cuban Fried RiceCuban Fried Rice
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1 fresh pineapple, peeled, packed in juice
1 Tbsp. olive oil
1 14.8-oz. pouch cooked long grain rice
12 oz. cooked ham, coarsely chopped
1 cup chopped or sliced sweet peppers
1 jalapeño pepper, sliced
1/2 15-oz. can black beans, rinsed and drained (3/4 cup)
Lime Wedges
Directions
1. Remove pineapple from container, reserving juice. Cut pineapple in 3/4-inch slices; discard core if present. Heat oil in 12-inch skillet over medium-high heat; add pineapple slices. Cook 3 to 4 minutes or until beginning to brown. Divide pineapple among four plates.
2. Meanwhile, prepare rice according to package directions. Add ham and peppers to skillet; cook 3 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add beans and rice. Cook, stirring occ
The Cuban DictionaryCasa Cuba
Fun & Culture!
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Poesias de José Martí Cuban Dictionary Translations:
English to Spanish, & back to English
Bosguagon n. the Volkswagen Beetle
He's got a crush.
El tiene un coco.
"He's got a coconut."
He's confused.
El tiene los cables cruza'os.
"His cables are crossed."
That rocks!
!Boto la casa por la ventana!
"He threw the house out the window!"
He's a pretty boy.
Es una postalita.
"He's a postcard."
It's a big problem.
Eso ni lo brinca un chivo.
"Not even a goat can jump it".
He takes good care of himself.
Se da lija.
"He sandpapers himself."
He died.
Canto el manicero.
"He sang the peanut vendor."
She's cute.
Que mona.
"She's a monkey."
He's a good guy.
Es un pan.
"He's a piece of bread."
He plays dumb.
Se hace la mosquita muerta.
"He plays the dead fly."
He's t
Cuban RoadieI do not advocate drinking and driving but for times when you need yourself a little something to get where you are going grab a 20 oz bottle of Diet Cok with lime and pour out enought o get to the top of the label and add some Capt. Morgan. Put the cap back and turn the bottle back and forth a time or two to mix.
Cubby The Comment Whore!!Ok..I got these comments from the loveable Cubby today. One in the morning and one a few minutes ago. How much of a comment whore are you when you leave the SAME EXACT COMMENT twice?! (I am disreguarding the mispelling of my name too :P.). Love ya hun :D.
Cubby Got It Stuck In My Head And I Had To Get It OutDogs (Waters, Gilmour) 17:06
You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need.
You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street,
You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed.
And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight,
You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking.
And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.
You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder.
You know it's going to get harder, and harder, and harder as you
get older.
And in the end you'll pack up and fly down south,
Hide your head in the sand,
Just another sad old man,
All alone and dying of cancer.
And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown.
And as the fear grows, the bad blood slo
Cubbyhe deserves to be godfather...without him and a few others fubar would be boring as hell..he is funny, sincere and friendly come on all my friends and family im asking u to do this as a personal favor to me go to his page give him all the rates, fans and comments u can pass it around...i love u all lets get this done today xoxo here is his link to his page
~Cubby~Proud owner of ♥ Sherrylicious ♥@ fubar
Cubby's My Bish!! ;dYou heard it hear first. I'm owned...
And being the good bish that i am i planned a fun filled day for Miss Vee.
First, breakfast in bed is a must
Then i was thinking about taking her for a massage... But i'm lazy, i'm paying someone else to massage us. ;)
Maybe sometime at the beach? Maybe her bewbs in some lotion? That's my job now.
I heard she's a Cali girl, so i think a visit to go see Mickey would be fun. :D
A proper bish always show's a lady a good time. A nice candle lit dinner would be perfect.
And dancing is always a hoot....
Then like a gentleman. A beautiful limo ride home. Ok, i might not be as smooth as i thought, or a gentleman. hehe.
I'd like to thank Miss Vee for buying me in DaisyBlue & LarryB's auction. She rocks. :D
Drop by and say hello to her. Tell her that her Bish sent you. :P
~♥ღ♥Miss Vee♥ღ♥~
Cubby Reminded MeCubby just reminded me.. my 2 year fu-anniversary is on Nov. 10th.... what should i do!?
Cubby Likes New Friends.Well being as hot and sexy as i am. You can imagine the millions upon millions of friend requests i get each day.
#5 came in a few minutes ago.
Looks like love at first sight...
And of course my reply...
So to make this a mumm.
Should i show my 14 year old beaver to try and finally get an auto 11
or
Go next door, grab their hamster and stick it up my ass to see what Richard Gere has been doing since the late 80's?
PS. I should go friend request him shouldn't i? :P
He looks fishy to me. Someone i might know...
Cubby Banned. (no Joke)Do any of you remember this comment? Maybe i left it on you page a few days ago.
Turns out it was true. I've been banned. 'Error, you can't do this" I can't leave main page comments, picture comments, blog or bully comments. This is the picture i used yesterday, pretty NSFW huh?
Oh well back to the good news. Thanks to WendyCaroline. :D I'll be turning my auto 11's on in a few minutes. Will anyone show the banned Cubby some luv?
Thanks WendyCaroline :D
WendyCaroline#CLUB F.A.R. MEMBER@ fubar
This is how i feel right now
PS Please show the spotlight some luv. It's her birthday. :D Happy Birthday Kissed. xoxo
~~KissyKissed~~@ fubar
Busy day, i know... Ok, should i turn on the 11's now?
PSS.. I can't answer my own blog remember. Lmaoooo What a joke. Grrrrrrrrrrrr
CubbyThis dork needs rates and comments.
Please click.
He really can't help being a dork.
CubbyGo click for him :)
he said PLEASE and I said thank you :)
~cubby~OMG it's Cubby!! My favorite and I mean favorite Canadian freak! haha!! He is a comment whore and completely wonderful!! Sometimes he gets sort of EMO-ish and deletes things..but most of those things make their way back in time. I used to spend the night on his page often...camping out with his play lists. He may not have known that!! I believe that he has the most snapvine messages I have ever given to one person..and if I took the time to listen to most of them I would wonder why he still speaks to me. I will note he is also the giver of the majority of my snapvines as well..and if you ever need a giggle..he left some doozies!!
I LOVE HIM!!!!!
~Cubby~@ fubar
♥
Cubbyyyyyyy-slave Princes Won Hands DownCUBBY FOR FU PRESIDENT
COME ON LETS GET HIM BACK FOR ALL HIS CRAZY MOVES AND OF COURSE FOR RUNNING NAKED ACROSS YOUR PAGE LETSSSSS GET SOME CRAZY GIFTS GET 100 FRIENDS TO COMMENT HIS PAGE AND GIVE HIM A GIFT ONCE YOU HAVE DONE THAT LET ME KNOW FIRST ONE TO ACCOMPLISH THIS GETS A FREE HAPPY HOUR FROM ME...SHERRYLICIOUS..MMMMMM
~Cubby~@ fubar
or click on the link and rate him in his contest but helllp him outttt
JUST CLICK ON THE LINK AND GET HIS ASS WAHOOOOOOOOO
Cubby 4 Sale. (cheap)I still don't know how to use these new blogs. LOL
Once a year i put my self up for auction. The time has come again. I think i'm a pretty good buy. I'm offering alot i think.
So if you wanna stalk, or even place a bid click the link below. Auction ends July 4th.
Copy and paste this link cause Fubar will not let me do anything else.
http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1664569&albumid=1735145&i=3193462039&idx=16#3193462039
Cubby Going Green DayMisfit's Idea :P
Copied from JeniWren
You're are probably all aware that it is make CUBBY GREEN day. He is being a bigger HOAR than ever with the help of his friends.
We all want him to be a the first man to be GREEN!
Can you please hit the 'LIKE' button when you see him scrolling or one of his blasts. You can also access him through the active bling section on your profile page.
Your help is very much appreciated :)
Thanks
Cubby 1st "most Liked" Green Dude On FubarWe made history today. I say "we", because it's my name and picture upo there. (#11 baby). But i certainly didn't do this alone. I truly have the best FU Friends around.
I know that i have to thank hundreds of you, and sadly i can't name them all. But if you pimped me, Made me your status, Shared me, or just "Liked Me". I thank you. You all made an old fart happy. :D
Can you believe a 40 year old, chubby, Canadian was the first ever Nuclear Green Guy?
As i said, hundreds helped with various things, but i'd like to thank these people for their gifts that made me visible to all of Fubar. I hope they dont get mad i told. :p
Diana - Bully & Ticker
YOTD - Bully
Miss Vanima - Ticker
Deacon - Ticker
Alison - Ticker
Guidomedic - Ticker
MsD - Ticker
Rev -Ticker
Postal Goober -Ticker
McLovin -Ticker
Chef Jay - Ticker
Mrs. Crumb - Ticker
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CubedI was born on the 16th January 1979 in Boston, Massachusetts, North America. In the 28 years that have elasped I have had the pleasure of living in and visiting a considerable number of national and international locations. For a period of months I once during my early 20's lived within the city of Los Angeles. During that period I carried an illegal and unregistered Beretta as a form of personal protection. Upon moving from Los Angeles I retired the firearm. For the previous 5 years the firearm remained hidden and neglected within the glove compartment of my old car, safely stored and forgotten within my previous car housed within a friend's shed. Unfortunately recent activity required this friend to finally clear out his shed and so my old unused car was pushed to the curb and left to stand for 24 hours while a contact drove down from out of state to collect it. During the 24 hour period the car vanished. Naturally I assumed the police had towed it and therefore now possessed an ille
CubeFree Photo Cube Generatorcube
CubedCubed
She stands deep in the clutter at the bottom.
Alone.
The walls close in ever so slowly
But constantly
Piling all of the worries closer
Closing in
Tumbling over her head
No room to struggle
Passersby glance
She holds a hand out to them
Grasping for help
That never comes
Her eyes plead
But her mouth remains silent
Never to beg
Slowly the walls continue their persuit
The hand closes
Withdrawn in acceptance
Of her fate
To become
A cube
A condenced cube of woe
She is
Crushed.
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Cube U30gt2 Tablet Pc 10.1 Pollici Rk3188 Quad Core Full Hd Ips Android 4.1 Ram 2gCUBE U30GT2 Tablet PC 10.1 pollici RK3188 Quad core Full HD IPS android 4.1 RAM 2G
CUBE Tablte androidspeed of introduction of new products in the field of Tablet PC is none and the situation will become very popular in the 2013 Quad-Core Tablet PC CUBE latest quad-core peas 2 tablet computer, cool CUBE peas 2 using RK3188 quad-core CPU 1.8GHz peak frequency, the appearance of simple dynamic, has a 10.1-inch 1920 × 1200 full HD super wide viewing angle retinal display, body performance more powerful the retinal screen also doubled for the tablet worthThe the tablet prezzi CUBE U30GT2 outer box design style followed the conventional design style, simple but vibrant. In the upper-left corner of the front light sensor can adjust screen brightness according to the actual brightness around. Positive set above a camera, 2,000,000 pixels, this should also satisfy user requirements like self-timer. The silver border parcel fuselage, more fashionable.
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Cube U35gt, U23gt, U9gt3 E U30gt Mini Con Rockchip Rk3188Mar, 09 Apr 13Alessandro CreaPDFStampaA- A A+Ancora tablet da 7 e 8 pollici da Cube: questa volta si tratta dei modelli Cube U35GT, U23GT, U9GT3 e U30GT Mini, sempre basati sul Soc RockChip RK3188 e Android 4.1 Jelly Bean. Immagini e specifiche tecniche complete. tablet cinese
Appena ieri vi abbiamo proposto le schede tecniche di tre nuovi tablet Android proposti da Cube, azienda cinese che oggi ha introdotto a listino ancora altri quattro modelli, tutti con diagonali comprese tra i 7 e gli 8 pollici e caratterizzati dalla presenza del nuovo SoC RockChip RK3188, adottato anche per i modelli descritti ieri. Uno di questi quattro nuovi tablet inoltre ha anche una cornice particolarmente sottile attorno al display, mentre tre su quattro adottano schermi IPS, ma vediamoli più nel dettaglio, partendo dal Cube U35GT, un prodotto molto simile al Cube U33GT Mini visto ieri.Anche in questo caso troviamo infatti un display IPS con diagonale di 7.85 pollici a 5 punti di contatto, con risoluzione
Cube U30gt De Doble Núcleo De Tableta Con Pantalla De 7 PulgadasCube U30GT is a 10.1 inch tablet, I think you all should already know about it. But recently, I found some Cube resellers in Spain start to promote the mini version Cube U30GT with 7 inch IPS screen. I think maybe some of you don’t know about this unit, so today, let’s share some information about unit. If we say the 10.1 inch Cube U30GT is more suitable for adult, then this mini U30GT will be for kids. The screen is only 7 inch, size is more compacted. So it is easy to carry it when you use it. Since the screen size is small, the price is about 35 euros cheaper on www.ontablets.es. As a gift to your kids, it can save you some money as well.
Tablet PC Cube MINI U30GT 7 Inch IPS RK3066 Dual Core Android 4.0 8GB 1G RAM Win8 UI
La Tablet Mini Cube U30GT adopta el RK3066, Cortex-A9 de doble núcleo de 1.6GHz, 1GB DDR3 procesador, Mali400, Quad core GPU compatible con OpenGL ES 2.0/1.1 y OpenVG 1.1, soporte 3D y juegos de decodificación de vídeo, dispone de 7,0 pulgadas, c
A Cubicle ConundrumThe Downside of Working in a Cube
* Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the darn box all day!
* Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
* Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
* That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
* Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
* My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
* 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
* Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
* When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
* Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.
* If you talk to yourself it causes all the surrounding cubicle inhabitants to pop their heads over the wall and say "What? I didn't hear you."
* If your boss calls you and aske you to come into his office for a minute the walk there is like a funeral march... people hand you tissues as you pass and refus
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I look up as you walk into the room. I watch as you move to your cubicle, next to mine. I try to straighten up in my chair, so I can see over the top, just to get a glance of you. I decide it is time to stretch & stand up, bending my back & stretching. You look up over the top of the wall & smile. I return the smile, as heat floods my loins. If you know what you do to me, you give no indication.
You turn away from me & go back to work. I stand for moment, looking at you, seeing the curve of your neck, the slope of your breasts, the shape of your ear, as you work at some dull task. I lean against the separating wall & keep watching you. You sense me & look up, puzzled. I blush furiously, & smile, caught in the act.
"Is anything wrong?" you ask. I shake my head violently. You keep looking at me.
"No, nothing is wrong," I stammer. "I just, well, I like to look at you, to be honest."
Now it is your turn to blush.
"Really?"
"Yes. I think you a
CubicleIn a cubicle of self
one is encased
warped in recognition and erased
Losing oneself
simply put
begins before the dirt
Câu Bài Trong IwinBạn đã biết đến bộ bài tiến lên thông qua website tai iwin thế hệ n chưa hôm nay BQT sẽ hướng dẫn Chiêu thức câu bài trong game iwin một trong những ký năng hấp dẫn nhất trong số các kỹ năng hấp dẫn nhất trong iwin nói chung và chơi tiến lên nói riêng.
Một nước bài đẹp tạo nên bàn thắng cho bạn, nhưng khi bắt được 1 ván bài toàn những cây rác lẻ tẻ làm ta đau đầu thì bạn cũng đừng lo lắng. Ta sẽ dùng cách ”câu bài” của đối thủ để cố gắng lật ngược tình thế. Bài nhiều rác thì bắt buộc phải đánh rác rồi, nhưng phải nhớ là từ nhỏ đ̓
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Cubs In First!!well, i am very excited! my beloved cubs are sitting in first. how long? who knows but they have been playing great baseball and i am happy about that. say what you will, but i am a cub fan thru and thru
Cubs Win CentralTo all you Cubs Faithful, Congrats on clinching the Centrail Division. And to all you Cub Haters out there HAHA we won, and this is the year for the CUBBIES to win it all. And if don't beleive that they can do it then we don't need people like you as fans. So Pop the champaine corks and gear up for the post season baby, cuz we are going to win the championship and break the dreaded curse of the goat. So to all the Cub faithful let the party begin and enjoy it to the end.
Cubs Fans- Finally Blocked!!!Again, read from bottom to top on the SB, but the mumm from top to bottom. There is a Mel sighting in here.
The Mumm:
Stupid Cubs
created @ 2007-10-04 12:38:18 -- expires in: 22 hr
Wtf is up with the stupid Cus. Is there really a curse? let me know
23 votes 160 views 26 comments
beware the curse ** OR ** Just a fluke
Comments:
ME: No ... they're just ... the Cubs.
Plus, they're not the Cardinals.
HIM: Give it time! And the cardinals suck wet farts outta my ass! WOOT!!
ME:Darrick ... before or after a 100 year drought?
ME: Woot? are you gay?
HIM:No I'm not guy, but I'm flattered! I don't wanna date you!
ME: No ... you can have fun fucking you goat Darrick ... Exercising that "curse."
HIM: Who's owned the Cards for the last 4 years? Oh, yeah! it's the Cubs!
HIM: Your just pissed cause your payroll is so high, and ya still SUCK!!!
ME: Hmmm ... I do remember that the Cardinals won a World Series last year. In fact, the Cardinals have won 10
Cubs Are In Trouble...again!I admit that I am a White Sox, but I am still rooting for the Cubs to win the World Series. The problem is that they are 0-2 so against the D-backs. WTF? It's true, the Cubs always seem to choke at the worst times. I told my mom that this is the year for the Cubs to win it all, but now I'm not so sure. I hope for my mom's sake that the Cubs win. One more loss and they are done for the year. Well Cub fans, you cannot blame Mr. Bartman this year...
CubsfanThis is a blog about my new fu owner CubsFan~
Hes a very sweet man , and im sure he has many of kind friends here on fubr.
Id like to post a little poem for him below here, And please take a minute to read and rate this ty This_Girl
We met upon
the internet,
My heart you did
not have yet.
I sit and wait each day,
for the song my
heart will soon play.
Of laughter, love and tears,
You have washed away
all my fears.
To be my friend
and see so deep,
I now know why
I don't get
much sleep.
I have waited
through all these
years,
To find something
to hold so dear.
And now I know
I'll never be
Blue,
For I have found
a true friend
in you.
Cubs Sold According To SourcesTribune Co. reaches deal to sell Cubs, Wrigley
July 6, 2009 12:34 PM | 73 Comments | UPDATED STORY
Tribune Co. intends to sell the Chicago Cubs to the Ricketts family, sources familiar with the matter said Monday, ending the company's flirtation with another buyer after negotiations with the Rickettses had stalled two months ago.
After more than five months of negotiations, Tribune Co. has a written agreement to sell the baseball team and other assets to the Ricketts family for about $900 million. The two sides reached a deal over the weekend and forwarded an outline of their transaction -- what is known as a term sheet -- to Major League Baseball for its initial comments, according to sources who declined to be identified because an agreement has not been announced.
The two sides still have details to work out that will be included in a definitive agreement, sources said. The term sheet sent to MLB includes information on the deal's capital structure and how the Ricke
CubsOne thing I hate more than Chicagoans is the ones that are Cubs fans. I hate baseball, but I hate the Cubs even more. Their fans are loudmouthed stupid assholes that will cheer for anythin shitty.
The Cubs Will Have To Sweep Their Last Three GamesPHOENIX -- For one afternoon, Chicago Cubs manager Dale Sveum could laugh about his teams travails on the basepaths. Kyle Williams Jersey . "Were like a vitamin -- one a day," Sveum said after actually watching two runners get thrown out Sunday in a 7-2 win over the Arizona Diamondbacks. "You dont teach it. You dont see it. Strange stuff. Its unbelievable." Such stuff is one of the reasons the Chicago is in the midst of its own final-week push, this one to avoid becoming the first Cubs team since 1966 to lose 100 games. With 99 losses already after ending a seven-game losing streak, the Cubs will have to sweep their last three games against the only major league team with a worse record -- the 106-loss Houston Astros. "Im expecting a little bit of a playoff atmosphere to try and avoid that number," Sveum said. "Itll be fun, at least as much fun as we can have in this season to try and stay away from it." Anthony Rizzo had three hits and David DeJesus homered. The win was Ch
Cubzfan50613 On YimTodd
hi shawna whats up tonite?
Shawna
nada..what's up with you
Todd
just sittin here being bored
Shawna Noneya
same here thinking about going to bed
Todd
i see
you wanna join me in my bed?
Shawna
excuse me? come on now..i dont even know you like that *angry smiley*
Todd
true, but it would be fun
Shawna Noneya
maybe for you *yawn smiley*
Todd
trust me i would make sure u enjoyed it
**AND HERE IS WHERE I CALL BULLSHIT BECAUSE SOOO MANY GUYS SAY THIS TIRED ASS LINE KNOWING DAMN WELL IT'S NOT TRUE.**
**AND HERE IS WHERE HE TELLS ON HIMSELF...SEE I KNEW IT WASNT TRUE!!!!**
Todd
well my penis only lasts about 10 minutes... but my tongue lasts for hours
I had chatted with this guy once or twice last summer and I guess he had me on his yahoo still. He wasnt on mine. Grr, it just makes me want to meet up with this stupid fucker so I can bitch slap him.
Cucacaracha1/3 part Vodka
1/3 part Kahlua
1/3 part tequila
da water
Shot Glass
Using a jigger glass (3oz shot glass) mix 1/3 of each part then top with club soda. Cover and shake lightly.
Cuckoo Clock Pair Get Wound Up By Time ChangeCuckoo clock pair get wound up by time change Fri Oct 27, 9:28 AM ET
The UK puts its clocks back one hour at 2:00 am (0100 GMT) on Sunday giving most people a welcome extra hour in bed -- but two cuckoo clock enthusiasts will have precious little time on their hands.
Brothers Roman and Maz Piekarski have more than 500 clocks at their Cuckooland museum in Cheshire, northwest England.
And the task of winding back the mechanisms in the antique German clocks is going to take them all weekend.
"It is not as simple as changing a battery-powered clock because they are antiques, with all sorts of complicating factors," said Roman Piekarski, 54.
"It can put you in a real spin after a while, and I have been known to change dozens of clocks before realising I had already done them.
"It is a mammoth task but it has to be done, and it is a labour of love."
The museum, which hosts one of the world's largest collections of cuckoo clocks, also features clocks which mark the h
'cuckoo's Nest' Hospital Investigated For AbusePORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- Federal investigators are looking into patient care at the hospital made famous in the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest," where there have been reports of abuse, short staffing and overcrowding.
The Oregon State Hospital is one of the oldest and most dilapidated state mental institutions in the nation. The movie was filmed there in 1975.
Justice Department officials are expected to visit the hospital next week. The department alerted Gov. Ted Kulongoski in June that it would investigate whether patients' constitutional rights were violated.
The facility is at the center of discussions about reforming mental health care in Oregon. Reports of abuse and other problems led lawmakers to reassess the hospital's future.
Lawmakers have proposed replacing it with two separate hospitals and two residential facilities at an estimated cost of at least $324 million.
It's unclear how long the investigation could take. Justice Department spokeswoman Cynth
Cuckoo ClockThe other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh SHIT," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times
CuckooFeelings of lust and loneliness
Dont help fix a relationship
Especially while confined
In these four walls
Time and freedom are key
To making it al work
Not being able to give
The proper attention
To the one you love
and not the one you
Lust for in so many ways
Is hard for us both
CuckooThe other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!" were my last words.
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m. and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed for our respective homes. Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was particularly proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution to cover my tardiness. (Even when totally smashed! 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos.. MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't raise an eyebrow or anything and continued to read the morning paper. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "I think we might need a new cuckooclock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cucko
Cuckold SissyDoes the lady in your life tease and taunt you because of your little limp slim jim of a dick? Are you so pathetic in bed that she has to whore herself out to get a GOOD fucking? Are you an insignificant pussy boy? Does she make you eat her stinky cream-filled pussy? Have you not been allowed to fuck her in years? I especially love to hear from poor pathetic cuckold losers like YOU who wanna share how their wife or girlfriend cuckolds them. Poor Baby! NOT!!! I LAUGH at little men like you! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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CuckoldReady For Your Creampie Piggy?
You know who you are. YES YOU with the little weenie…you think I don’t know? Ha ha ha I know all about you pulling on your little pecker trying to make it cum. How sad is it that you’re a grown man and no woman has ever touched your little pee pee well, not since your mommy when you were 5. I wonder if your mommy knows that your dick is the same size as it was when you were 5?Do you wish you had a real cock that woman didn’t laugh at? Poor baby hovering and hunched over in the corner of the room watching me as I suck on a real man's cock, my red lips wrapped around his thick shaft. You watch him as he bends me over and mounts me you watch him as he pounds his cock into my wet pussy. You kneel there waiting, when I'm finished I'll allow you to crawl between my thighs and suck his creamy thick cum from my swollen pussy.Isabella1 888 430-2010
Cuckold As A FetishCuckoldry as a fetish has been around since at least the time of Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (the writer after whom the term Masochism is coined). Sacher-Masoch's wife, Aurora Rümelin, recounts in her memoirs multiple instances of Sacher-Masoch asking, begging and even threatening her to make her cuckold him so he could experience the pain and humiliation of the act. To that end, Sacher-Masoch created multiple opportunities for the adulterous act to occur, none of which were successful. While Rümelin indulged her husband in many of his masochistic requests, due in large part because to her dependence on him to financially support her and her children, she steadfastly refused to cuckold him. Rümelin's refusal to succumb to Sacher-Masoch's cuckolding fantasies was one of the causes of their separation and her subsequent descent into poverty.[citation needed]
The term has acquired additional meanings within certain sub-cultures, referring to couples wherein the female is dominant and she
A Cucold Telling Anal StoryEvalyn's First Anal or How I Became a Cuckold ..
This is how peter discovered that his g/f wasnt moody type....lets listen from this cuckold now...
I'd discovered that my new girlfriend Evelyn wasn't the moody type. She
didn't get easily upset. So I was a little surprised one day by a small
but sudden change in her mood. We were at the mall, and she had asked
me to come with her into one of those chic women's boutiques where she
was going to leave a dress to be altered that she'd bought there
earlier. She left me waiting by the cash register while she went back
to the dressing room to drop the dress off. When she left she was in
her usual pleasant, cheerful mood, but then when she came back she
seemed suddenly distracted and nervous. I wondered why, but she didn't
say. She said only that the tailor was there, and that he would alter
the dress but first needed to measure her. She told me she would be
right back and then walked back to the dressing room. It's
Cucumber Party Appetizers3 tbsp. Miracle Whip
1 (8 oz.) cream cheese, softened
1 pkg. Zesty mild Italian dressing mix (dry)
Rye bread (cocktail size, about 2" squares)
Cucumber slices
Dillweed
Mix together Miracle Whip and cream cheese. Add in packet of dressing mix. Spread mixture on rye bread. Top with 1 cucumber slice and sprinkle with dillweed.
Cucumbers Vs. Men! Payback Guys! Oldie But Goodie!DEE
1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long.
2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count.
4. Cucumbers don't get too excited.
5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety.
6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
7. You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket.... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
9. With a cucumber you can get a single room.... and you won't have to check-in as Mrs. Cucumber.
10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
11. You can go to a movie with a cucumber.... and see the movie.
12. You can go to a drive-in with a cucumber.... and you can stay in the front seat.
13. With a cucumber you can always wait until you get home.
14. A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn.... or send you out for Milk Duds.
15. A cucumber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival.
16. A cucumber won't ask: "Am I the first?".
17. A cucumber doe
The Cucumber, Pickle And The PenisCucumber, Pickle & Penis...
A Cucumber, a Pickle and a Penis were all sitting around one day
talking about how much their lives suck.
The Cucumber said,
"Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy,
someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."
So the Pickle looked at him and said,
"You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy,
someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a
jar."
The Penis glared at both of them and said,
"You guys think you have it rough?
Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts a rubber tarp over
my head,
sticks me in a dark room, and bangs my head against the wall until
I throw up and pass out."
The Cucumber Joke .........A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle says to the cucumber, "You know my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick me in a jar." So the cucumber says, "yeah, you think that is bad, whenever I get big, fat and juicy they slice me up and they put me over salad." So the penis is walking by and overhears their conversation and says, "You think that your life is tough?! Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, smelly room, and make me do push ups until I throw up!"
Cucumber LemonadeIngredients
* 2 each English (hothouse) cucumbers
* 1/2 cup fresh lemon juice
* 2 1/2 cups spring or filtered water
* 1 Simple Syrup or agave syrup
Cooking Instructions
Finely grate cucumbers into a fine-mesh sieve set over a bowl. Drain the cucumber for 1 hour and collect the juices. Press on the cucumber pulp to extract any additional juice. Add lemon juice, water and syrup, if using, to the cucumber juice. Serve chilled or over ice.
Cucumber, Pickle, And PenisA cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.
The cucumber said, "Man, my lifesucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."
"So," the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar."
The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."
The Cucumber,pickle And Peni$""There was a cucumber, a pickle, & a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber, "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat & juicy, they cut me up & stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him & says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat &
juicy, they put me in vinegar, put spices on me & stick me in a
jar." The penis looks at him & says, "You think you have it rough?
When I get big, fat & juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head,
stick me in a dark room & bang my head against the wall until I
throw up & pass out! Send this to eight of your freakiest friends.
If u get 0-2 back you are average
If you get 3-5 you are a freak
If you get 6-8 then you are a major freak & need a leash!""
Cucumber"There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up all over myself and pass out!.
Cucumber Slices ProvençalPrep Time:10 min
Start to Finish:10 min
makes:32 appetizers
1 large English (seedless) cucumber, chilled
1/3 cup sun-dried tomato spread
3 tablespoons crumbled chèvre (goat) cheese
Fresh basil leaves, if desired
1. Make lines or indentations lengthwise down cucumber at 1/4-inch intervals, using vegetable peeler or tines of fork. Cut cucumber into 32 slices, 1/2 inch each. Place on paper towels to drain.
2. Spread each slice with about 1 teaspoon tomato spread. Sprinkle each with about 1/2 teaspoon cheese.
3. Serve immediately, or refrigerate up to 1 hour. Top each slice with basil leaf just before serving.
Nutritional Information
1 Appetizer: Calories 10 (Calories from Fat 0); Total Fat 0g (Saturated Fat 0g, Trans Fat 0g); Cholesterol 0mg; Sodium 5mg; Total Carbohydrate 0g (Dietary Fiber 0g, Sugars 0g); Protein 0g % Daily Value*: Vitamin A 0%; Vitamin C 2%; Calcium 0%; Iron 0% Exchanges: Carbohydrate Choices: 0
*% Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Cucumber,onion And Penis Were TalkingCucumber,Onion and Penis were talking.
Cucumber:"when I get big and hard they chop me up and toss me in a salad"
Onion:"that's nothing,when I get big and hard they skin me and drown me in a vinegar"
Penis:"lads that's nothing compared to what I go thru,when I get big and hard they put a plastic bag over my head,shove me in a small,warm damp cave and keep banging my head until I throw up and faint.
Cuda It Be LoveCuda It Be Love
by drksideofthemoon ©
Carly, this story is for you, wherever you are…
Carly's knees went weak as the purple car drove by. It brought back memories of something that had happened in her past. She had been recently divorced and had moved back in with her sister, and her family for a few months.
There had been a neighbor, and a car. Not just any ordinary car, a car so sensual that even to this day the mere thought of it stirred a warmth in Carly's thighs. The neighbor had been a few years older than Carly, and had been divorced for three years when she moved in.
Mike was a nice enough man, well-mannered, decent looking. At that time in her life Carly hadn't been interested in starting another relationship with a man. The divorce had taken its toll on her. Apparently Mike was in a similar situation, he never once in the three months Carly had lived next door ever made the slightest pass at her. He was amiable towards her, always had a smile when she appeared, b
Cuddles....ripWell, this day has not started out well at all. T2 went downstairs to feed the babies and he came up and told me that one of the newest babies was dead.
I could not believe it...the cutest babies we have had around here and now one of them is dead.
I went downstairs and laying halfway in, with his butt and back legs hanging out of the dog...well, cathouse that is, was Cuddles.
The poor little baby had apparently just passed away. He tried crawling into the cathouse in order to.....apparently die.....but couldn't make it, he got as far as he could. He wasn't even stiff yet.
What a total waste...he was just so darn adorable. I'm just glad that I got some pictures of the little guy. I have no idea what happened to him! The last time I saw him which was last week, he was doing just fine and now today he died.
Even though he was only 3 1/2 weeks old, he had already gotten a permanent place in my heart and made himself a part of this family.
While I was
CuddlesA wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her
faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the
poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers
that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in
his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some
bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the
bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about
to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious
leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look
of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!",
says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree, figures he can p
Cuddle With Me In Your Parents Bed.......lolChoose the month and day and post a comment here with your answer. feel free to copy AFTER you leave your answer! thanks!
JAN. - make love to me
FEB. - call me a slut
MAR. - spank my ass
APR. - suck my dick
MAY- shut up and kiss me
JUN.- I'm a sex freak
JUL.- I'm a freak
AUG.- I wanna fuck
SEPT.- Im so fucking horny
OCT.-Cuddle with me
NOV.- I want to make out
DEC.-Let's fuck harder
pick your day of birth --
1-on the couch
2-in the kitchen
3-in the car
4-in your parents bed
5-in the morning
6-at the movies
7-because i love you and always will.
8-when you're horny
9-in my bed
10-at skool
11-right now
12-becaus ei am am drag queen
13-under the stars
14-at a wild party
15- after I brush my teeth
16- on the washing machine
17-on the teachers desk
18- in the shower
19-when im sweaty
20-everyday!!!
21-right here, right now
22-on the kitchen table
23-on the couch
24-while watching porn
25-all night
26-at the library
27-while watching TV
28-while
Cuddles Ms. Lady?If I had it all to do over again, I would look into your eyes with your hands in mines and tell you exactly why you are special to us in oh so many ways.
Cuddle BuddyCuddle Buddy
I know this is a longshot, but here goes......... Cute, curvaceous woman of color seeks sweet, single guy for gratuitous cuddling and affection. Love to embrace, hug, kiss, hold hands, give/receive back rubs and sit around talking/ lie around spooning. Let me be clear: I am NOT looking for a sexual thing just someone to feed my craving for true intimacy and honest touch, someone who genuinely misses the "Affection Connection" as much as I do. Not getting this basic human need met since out of partnership several months ago. Be clean, non-smoking and 30-50 years of age. Serious replies only. Pic 4 pic.
Cuddlingso i miss being able to cuddle with a girl and it sucks i miss it alot and i cant sleep wtf!!!!
Cuddle Party WtfCuddle Party Rules
WHAT TO WEAR: Pajamas - nothing too risqué. Think more comfy than sexy. (More drawstrings, less lace. No shorts.)
WHAT TO BRING: A pillow or stuffed animal if you like. Juice or sparkling cider is always welcome. Sorry, no liquor folks. Otherwise, just bring your smiling self.
STICK TO THE RULES:
Rule # 1 - Pajamas stay on the whole time.
Rule # 2 - You don't have to cuddle anyone at a Cuddle Party, ever.
Rule # 3 - You must ask permission and receive a verbal YES before you touch anyone. (Be as specific in your request as you can.)
Rule # 4 - If you're a Yes to a request, say YES. If you're a No, say NO.
Rule # 5 - If you're a Maybe, say NO.
Rule # 6 - You are encouraged to change your mind.
Rule # 7 - Respect your relationship boundaries and communicate with your partner.
Rule # 8 - Come get the Cuddle Caddy or ME if there's a concern, problem, or should you feel unsafe or need assistance with anything today.
Rule # 9 - Tears and
The Cuddle SongIt's so nice to have a cuddle
With someone that you love
It's so nice to have a snuggle,
With someone that you love
If you ever are in trouble
It will vanish like a bubble
It's so nice to have a cuddle
With someone that you love
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Cuddleits a CUDDLE PARTY---all the cuddling you can handle.This party will last as long as you want it to. See how many want to cuddle with you.Send this to all your friends including me if you want to cuddle up cozy warm.
Get back::::
10--your on fire
9-- your totally hot
8--your just hot
7--warm and worth a hour or so
6--warm but turning cold---NEXT
5--Cold-who taught you to cuddle
4--Are we in the freezer
3-2-1-0--Just dont even tryIts a CUDDLE PARTY---all the cuddling you can handle.This party will last as long as you want it to. See how many want to cuddle with you.Send this to all your friends including me if you want to cuddle up cozy warm.
Cuddle Slut· Prophet Cuddle Slut just checked you out!
then she blocked me, but didn't rate me a 1 *sad face*
all because i agreed (oh noes) with Dana in a mumm, you post something online and anyone basically has the rights to it and can distribute it in any way they want to. Butthurt people are super lame.
Cuddle Bunny... Me!ROSE BUD IS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A NEWFULOVE COULD THAT BE YOU??. IF YOU'RE FEELING LONELY AND LOOKING FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL TO LIGHT UP YOUR FULIFE...THEN LOOK NO FURTHER!!!
SHOW HER SOME LOVE!!!
IF you think she could be your special FU-someone, give her a nice and relaxing while cosying up next to the or take her out for a romantic for two followed by a
Cuddling..going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds
Cudiest Kid Contest!~~ Cuties Kid Contest ~~
Can't take no more kids!
Cutiest Kid Contest I need kids for my contest.
Most comments wins!
Comment Bombing allowed. You can comment bomb yourself!
Winners will win 2 gifts 1 VIP and 1 VIC gifts
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4th Kid is......
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Cue Dinner Music! Cue Rose Petals! Cupid!2 Peter 3 March 2
to be honest and clear 9603.02
The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance. 9
I’m writing this in a movie theatre [watching “Mr. Holland’s Opus”, I’ve still got the ticket stub], and my spirits – along with my health – are picking up. We all need someone in the right circumstances (or even in the wrong ones) to remind us that we are important. I have come from H&R Block [I was working as a tax preparer there then] a little forlorn; so many people I’ve had said they got the wrong type of refund that the other preparers have worked overtime on mine. Thank you, Lord, for guiding me to people who remind me that it’s all worth it. Let the encouragement not be forgotten, O my God.
Today …
(cue Jingle) Lite Brite! Making Terror With Light......This is a reprint from one of my other blogs...Thought My Cherries might enjoy this:
New York - check.
Los Angeles - check.
Chicago - check.
Atlanta - check.
Seattle - check.
Portland - check.
Austin - check.
San Francisco - check.
Philadelphia - check.
Boston - OH SHIT.......
What the hell is wrong with these people??
Does this look like a terrorist device??
Do these look like Islamic Terrorists (The nations current paranoia....replacing "Rooskies" and "Commies" we seem to like fears we can milk for decades....) or the stars of "Bill and Ted's Fucked-Up Boston Adventure"?
Boston, Give me a fucking break. Get your cowering heads out of your asses and please, PLEASE try to exercise a little common sense......
Here. Be on the lookout for THIS dangerous motherfucker:
Be careful though! His agents are EVERYWHERE! You've probably seen them walking around in daylight!!!
And here's a little message for you:
Have a nice day.
Cue John Williams Theme MusicLast Saturday after Martha and I both came home from work, we had a date night. My calling it that when we were in Oak Park Theater watching “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” with my arm around her seemed to startle Martha a bit, but once she got into the movie, she had a great time! Martha even tried to scare me a couple of times when someone leapt out of the darkness, but I’m cleverer than that, I think.
Considering the last time I was in a theatre to see an Indiana Jones movie was with my dad to see “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” nineteen years ago (that’s also the span of time between the two films themselves; in that time, our favorite whip-toting and fedora-wearing archeologist has been a colonel in the OSS, taught at college, gotten older and has family – hey, see the film!), I was amazed at how well the movie stayed true to its roots. Set in 1957, nothing there feels grafted or stereotypical, and I was amazed at some of the humor flowing from and
Cu E's Fungehk Uh MuyhcE ys naymmo rydehk drec muyh fung, E sayh ed'c yhhuoehk yc ymm ramm yht E fyhd dra suhao xielg cu E lyh kad y lyn xielg. Fryd dra ramm E's cu yhhuoat nekrd huf. Pmyr baubma cilg, yht ev oui lyh'd nayt drec oui cilg cu ry, E feh, lnylgyc.
Cue The Incredible Hulk ThemeMan this place can be pretty funny. Ya introduce yourself to someone, friendly exchange rates and then a conversation begins. The conversation goes well and seems you've been friends forever. Your interests macth. Your beliefs and hopes compliment each other's. It becomes quite a refreshing conversation. You wish the conversation could go on for hours but life has it's priorities. So you part ways for the moment add each other as fans and friends and what not.
Then comes the next chance to say hi. You've been wanting that same kind of 'real' conversation after the days monotony. ya pop onto the LC and notice that persons on . . . and fromn that day on the act as if the never met you or even had any conversation with you. ?? Don'cha just love being alienated and treated like a stranger?
People like that have no place on my lists. Well guess I'll hitch my way elsewhere.
CuffsWell,I still didnt get my handcuffs on me or you.What happened to good old -fashion kink?Why does it seem like everyone in this day and age say they like kink but then up going the vanilla route?
Well not me,I want some kink damn it and I want it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Vanilla is getting boring(not that it's not nice once in awhile,dont get me wrong).I mean a person can only take so much vanilla in their life.Take me to the 'candy shop' and let me explore.Even if it's the handcuffs or candle wax,it's a start,right?
CuffsCuffs
The last click of the metal cuffs caused her to sigh and relax. It had been a long hard week and it was now time to enjoy. The glass of wine, dim lights and release of control were all working on her to caues her to start to get wet. What did he have in store for her tonight? This is the next step form theit blindfold play. She had come home and found the note, glass of wine and the cuffs as she walked in the door. The note had said, take all of your clothes off, drink the wine, bring the cuffs and come into the bedroom. She fpllowed the directions to the letter.
When she came into the bedroom, the lights were dim, the candles were lit, her favorite music was playing and he was ready. She started to speak and saw his stern look. She stopped trying to speak and walked over to the bed. There was a length of rope secured to the headboard. He told her to lie on the bed face down and stretch out her arms above her head. She did and he looped the cuffs through the roap
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Cuffeddesirestaggedme!!!Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Do not forget to leave them a comment that says..."You're It!" and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I have an eating disorder
2. I have a fetish of piercings and tattoos!!
3. I love being outdoors
4. I lived as a military wife for 6 years (wasn't a very good one!!! I didn't fit the mold of a "military wife" I was too outgoing.)
5. I battle depression
6. As a teen I used to cut myself to take away the pain.......
7. I have a weakness for ice cream.
8. All my tattoos have meanings behind them.
9. I'm actually doing things I want to do now... Never had much courage to do them....
10. I love being at the beach....
11. I hate my body......
12. I love taking pictures of anything...
13. Love having my kids around.....
14. I don't like telling much about my l
Cuffs, Gag, Drugs, DickMMMMMMMMM, my favorite things in life.
Let me count the ways I like them.
Better yet just drug me, chain me to your bed and rape me......lol
luv u
Tara
CuffsMy son is very much into playing Police and SWAT. In fact, for his birthday he went to the Police museum. He came home with a Police badge and hand cuffs. One of the neighborhood boys saw them and said, "those don't look real". My son said, "how do you know what the real ones look like?" He said, "cuz my mom has some".
True story.
I will never be able to look at my neighbor the same.Just thought I'd share that with you.
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The Cuff Shop Are Perfect Anniversary GiftsCufflinks are so common that you cannot afford not to have them. Gold and silver cufflinks actually take the top spot as standard pieces that every man ought to own and invest in. As long as you observe a couple of tiny rules when accessorizing, customised cufflinks. are simple to pair because they can go with any shirt and suit.
Matching the color of the metal along with your belt or shoes is a nice rule of thumb when wearing gold or silver thecuffshop.. You can also match it with the strap of your watch. Matching colors will make your getup look much more coordinated. Different colored metals will basically look like you were in a rush and threw in whatever accessories that happened to be on hand.
ralph lauren cufflinks. with colored stones set in to them may even be a nice option for your wardrobe. like with pants and coats, black and blue are the classic and safe colors to get since they are colors that also come out often on shirts and ties. You ought to take care of matching th
Cuidado Para O Seu Sonho De Vestido De Noiva Não Se Transformar Em PesadeloO vestido de noiva é sem dúvida um dos principais detalhes da organização de um casamento. Há noivas que já dizem o sim no pedido de casamento sabendo o modelo que vão usar no dia, e outras, no entanto, que pesquisam até chegarem ao modelo ideal.
Uma das primeiras e importantes decisões é: mandar fazer o vestido, alugar ou comprar um vestido de noiva pronto? Isto vai determinar o preço que a noiva vai pagar pelo produto.
Uma outra prática bem comum é a compra de vestido de noiva online ou no exterior. Esta última, normalmente, é mais barata por proporcionar a compra de um produto de grifes famosas como Vera Wang, Cymbeline por um preço acessível.
Porém “este barato” pode algumas vezes sair mais caro do que você imagina.
Para noivas que optarem por mandar fazer o vestido: Cuidado com a escolha dos tecidos. Não economize na qualidade, pois um vestido feito com tecidos de má qualidade pode não conseguir dar o caimento desejado mesmo se a costureira for uma ótima
Cuidado Para O Seu Sonho De Vestido De Noiva Não Se Transformar Em PesadeloO vestido de noiva é sem dúvida um dos principais detalhes da organização de um casamento. Há noivas que já dizem o sim no pedido de casamento sabendo o modelo que vão usar no dia, e outras, no entanto, que pesquisam até chegarem ao modelo ideal.
Uma das primeiras e importantes decisões é: mandar fazer o vestido, alugar ou comprar um vestidos de noiva porto? Isto vai determinar o preço que a noiva vai pagar pelo produto.
Uma outra prática bem comum é a compra de vestido de noiva online ou no exterior. Esta última, normalmente, é mais barata por proporcionar a compra de um produto de grifes famosas como Vera Wang, Cymbeline por um preço acessível.
Porém “este barato” pode algumas vezes sair mais caro do que você imagina.
1- Para noivas que optarem por mandar fazer o vestido:
Cuidado com a escolha dos tecidos. Não economize na qualidade, pois um vestido feito com tecidos de má qualidade pode não conseguir dar o caimento desejado mesmo se a costureira for uma ótim
CujoKing has never been comfortable with CUJO's pessimism-and particularly with the death of Tad Trenton in its closing pages. King has said that if he were to ever rewrite one of his published novels, it would be Cujo. But the pessimistic stance of the novel was -in King's words, "almost demanded":
"You can't continue to write this kind of thing over and over again and finish up by saying, "Oh, yes, and the kid was all right. God took care of him again, folks. Go to bed. Go to sleep. Don't worry." Because they die, Kids get run over, they get knocked out of their cowboy boots. People pick them up and take them away forever. Crib death. Leukemia. It isn't a large percentage -most of them do fine. But it has to be put into the equation: the possibility that there is no God and nothing works for the best. I don't necessarily subscribe to that view, but I don't know what I do subscribe to. Why do I have to have a world view? I mean, when I wrote CUJO , I wasn't even old enough
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¿cuál Es Su Sorpresa De Navidad Para Su Familia?Navidad trae alegría y el espíritu de fe y esperanza en la vida de las personas. Esta Navidad obtener medias de Navidad personalizadas para cada miembro de su familia. Personalized medias de Navidad son una gran pre-Navidad también para los que quieren a Santa a mantener sus regalos silenciosamente en el personalizado medias de Navidad.-venta de luces de navidad
La Navidad es una fiesta que esperamos. Entre las ventiscas nevadas o tormentas frías hay luces, el calor y la dulzura de los chocolates y pasteles y el zumbido de las vacaciones, la Navidad trae alegría a su alrededor incluyendo el pensamiento bien de sorpresa de Navidad especialmente planeado por algún amigo o familiar.
Plum cake de chocolate y ron surtido es sólo una pequeña parte de la sorpresa de Navidad que usted puede planear para sus seres queridos, pero hay mucho más para sorpresa de Navidad. Su presencia en tu familia puede importar más y puede ser la mayor sorpresa de Navidad nunca, sobre todo si usted
¿cuáles Son Algunas De Las Características En La última Tablets?Con el mercado de las tabletas en auge, todas las marcas principales de tabletas están saliendo con sus tabletas con nuevas características y funciones mejoradas. Estos dispositivos innovadores están evolucionando rápidamente para adaptarse a las necesidades del usuario y ofrecer a los consumidores más posibilidades de elección. Dependiendo de la tableta de comprar, a continuación se presenta una lista general de algunas de las características en las últimas Tablets:
Diseños ergonómicos: Hay muchos tipos de pastillas ahora tienen un diseño ergonómico. Esto permite a los usuarios seleccionar más cuando la lectura de periódicos y revistas digitales. Por ejemplo, hay tabletas que se ponderan fuera del centro para dar a los usuarios un mejor agarre. Además, usted puede conseguir un dispositivo de doble pantalla que se abrirá y leer como un libro o una revista.
Gráficos mejorados: Usted puede obtener tabletas con gráficos más potentes: Hay pastillas disponibles en el mercado que ofrece ef
Cuáles Son Las Ventajas Del Sistema Operativo Android?Tabletas de Android son una de las mejores maneras de navegar por la red y ver vídeos en existencia! Son super ligero y portátil, y tiene una pantalla táctil de gran pantalla que hace que la visualización sea un placer. A diferencia de los ordenadores portátiles e incluso netbooks, ahorran una gran cantidad de peso y el espacio por sólo incluye los componentes necesarios para el consumo de medios (surf, escuchar y ver).Corren Googles Android OS, que aunque un sistema operativo relativamente nuevo ya ha superado las manzanas iOS como el sistema operativo más popular para dispositivos portátiles! Se ve muy similar a Windows en algunos aspectos, sobre todo que sea la página de inicio de su tablet oferta que es como un escritorio lleno de accesos directos a sus aplicaciones favoritas.Algunos de los beneficios clave de Android son los siguientes:Su fuente abierta. Esto significa que es libre y que cualquiera puede obtener el código de Google y manipularlo para que sea adecuado para su dispo
CullWe have auditions for Big Brother happening at work this weekend. The urge to grab a machinegun and rid the world of several generations of bad genetic material is almost overwhelming. Proactive Darwinism!
CullingFor some ct is little more than a popularity contest, for others its a way to pass time and you can reach more intimate depths of friendship in any medium with a little effort. Today begins the culling because when you think about it you want friends, real friends, people you communicate with on a regular basis, people you may meet sometime. For me, there is no interest in becoming an uber cherry king of cherryland though I assume that is the purpose here. I'm sure most will agree, keeping up with the 'extraneous' superficial requests is somewhat tedious, time better spent forming more lasting and possibly intimate friendships. So, for that reason, the culling has begun. Be a friend and you stay listed, visit, chat, post whatever. If I friended you its because I truly meant to get to know you and expect the same in return. Lack of active, even semi regular visits gets you culled from my list because it is not quantity but quality that turns me on ... well theres other things that turn
Culling Out The HerdSo today I spent some time creating a video of me as a ghost. and 2 FUCKIN PEOPLE LOOKED AT IT!!!!
2, DAMMIT!
Time to thin out the ranks. Most of you fucks don't even deserve to be on my friend list anyway
The Cullens Need A New Edward Cullen Role PlayerGOOD MORNING YALL....WELL IT SEEMS AS IF OUR ORIGNAL ROLE PLAYER FOR EDWARD CULLEN HAS GONE MIA ON US SO WE ARE LOOKING TO FILL HIS POSTION IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED PLEASE LET ME KNOW....I WILL BE PICKING VERY CAREFULLY...THANK YOU...
HUGS
BELLA
Culo[Intro - Lil' Jon (Pitbull)]
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Lets go (Let's go)
Right about now, we need all the ladies to hit the danceflo'
(Dominicana) If you got a big ol' booty (Cubana, Mexicana)
And you like to set that motherfucker, let's go! (Colombiana) (Boricua)
Pitbull, Lil' Jon, Heey, Heey!
[Hook - Pitbull]
Ahora que si, esa hevita esta enterita tiene tremendo CULO!
esta tan linda, esta tan rica, tiene tremendo CULO!
que rica chiquita, pero que importa si tiene tremendo CULO!
hasme el favor y meneate chica tienes tremendo CULO!
[Verse One - Pitbull (Lil' Jon)]
Pull up to the club, walk in then I
Pull up to the bar, get drinks then I
Pull up to a broad let her know what it is
how it is, why it is, what it is, (Hey hey hey hey)
I ain't got time for no games, I'm hopin' mami that you feel the same
I got what you need to feel the pain
Here's my number call me when you're up for an even exchange
FEEL ME, let me see you do that dirty dance, dirty dance
Mami,
CulsuEtruscan
She stands at the entrance to the underworld, her station illuminated by a burning torch. As souls approach, she cuts the thread that binds them to the living world, using a pair of scissors.
Cult MoviesWe all know the great movies, the box office smash hits, etc. What I would like to know is your favorite CULT movie. Now, a lot of you might be thinking, "Oh, that's easy, Rocky Horror Picture Show" - BUT - Take a moment and think about it. Once ya know, leave a comment below for all who visit here to read through.
Now, to start this off, hehe, mine is ::drum roll please::
ARMY OF DARKNESS
Directed by: Sam Raimi
Starring: Bruce Campbell, Embeth Davidtz, Marcus Gilbert, Ian Abercrombie and Bridget Fonda
Plot Outline: A man is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., where he must battle an army of the dead and retrieve the Necronomicon so he can return home.
This was a Tongue-In-Cheek medieval-horror-comedy film with Campbell fighting an army of skeletons, a la Jason And The Argonauts. Campbell is best at making goofy faces. Embeth Davidtz provides the romantic interest. It totally reminded me of an AD&D game gone right. A lot of campy humor, very low budget but
Cultivating Healing EnergyHealing With Qigong
There is a saying in Chinese medicine that a superior physician keeps his patients well and when they are ill, he has been neglecting his job. In clinics throughout China, western medical practices are available alongside traditional Chinese medicine, much of which not only treats disease, but also strives to prevent it. There, many people practice Qigong (or Chi Kung), an ancient physical art that cultivates the body's vital energy through postures, breathing techniques and focused thought.
Qigong encompasses many disciplines, all of which possess three aspects: martial, medicinal and spiritual. Though the gentle style of Tai Chi would seem to differ greatly from the vigorous movements of Kung Fu, both require controlled movement and a meditative mind to enhance the flow of energy throughout your body. This state, sometimes known as "a Chi Kung state of mind," is a Zen-like concentration that allows you to tap into the energy flowing around you. Some Qigong
Cultivation Of The Magical PersonalityII. CULTIVATION OF THE MAGICAL PERSONALITY
A. Magic is the Craft of Witchcraft
1. The power of magic should not be under-estimated.
a. It works, often in ways that are unexpected and difficult to control.
(1) But neither should the power of magic be over- estimated.
(a) It does not work simply, or effortlessly and it does not confer omnipotence.
B. Learning to work magic is a process of neurological repatterning, of changing the way we use our brains.
1. In order to manifest anything on the physical plane, it must be formulated and given life on the mental plane.
2. Unless a person can concentrate his thoughts and desires down into a tightly controlled set of symbols, the mental plane has insufficient information to create what is desired.
a. The Archtype of the Magician in the Major Arcanum of the Tarot deck teaches some valuable lessons in concentration.
(1) The traditional picture of the Magician shows a man dressed in a white robe, encircled
Culture ClashA Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon".
Arching his eyebrows the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding in agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."
Cultivating FriendshipsFRIENDSHIP IS not essentially a union of personalities is an attraction and magnetism of souls. Friendships often begin in a soulful way through the workings of fate. We might "just happen" to meet a person and find even the slimmest basis for a relationship. Over the years, each of us encounters many, many people, and yet only a few become friends, and over a lifetime maybe only a very few become truly intimate friend soul mates. The fact that it's impossible to explain just what makes someone a great friend, or that we can't go out and apply a formula for finding true friends, indicates how deep and unintentional friendship can be. It is as though souls recognize the hidden treasure in each other and forge the alliance, while the conscious mind goes on with its intentions, hopes, and expectations. It may be wise, then, to cultivate friendship in an indirect manner. Friendship may not respond well to pressure. It may be more fruitful to notice signs of potential friendship, and allow
The Cult Of Celebrity Worship Gone Too Far...Ok, I was watching the news yesterday, and with all the things going on in the world; Iraq war and war on "terrorism", illegal immigration debate, global warming and the kyoto summit, hella high energy and gasoline prices, the quality of our foods, hell even the NBA Finals goin' on; but the one thing that DOMINATED the fuckin' news wire, Paris Hilton going to, coming out, and going back to jail. And a sidebar to that story, Lindsey Lohan being wasted and busted for underage drinking and cocaine possession.
Now I don't know how any of you feel about Paris Hilton, and honestly I don't give a fuck how any of you feel about Paris Hilton. This "girl" has done NOTHING to earn the amount of fame and celebrity that she has. If someone disagrees with me, tell me what she did to earn such a big and bright spotlight? I'm not gonna hold my breath, because no one can tell me what she did, because all she did was use daddy's money to get her into the clubs and exclusive parties of the "real" cele
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The Cult "painted On My Heart" LyricsPainted On My Heart Lyrics
Artist(Band):The Cult
I thought you'd be out of my mind
And I'd finally found a way to learn to live without you
I thought it was just a matter of time
Till I had a hundred reasons not to think about you
But it's just not so
And after all this time, I still can't let go
I've still got your face
Painted on my heart
Scrawled upon my soul
Etched upon my memory, baby
I've got your kiss
Still burning on my lips
The touch of my fingertips
This love so deep inside of me, baby
I've tried everything that I can
To get my heart to forget you
But it just can't seem to
I guess it's just no use
In every part of me
Is still a part of you
And I've still got your face
Painted on my heart
Scrawled upon my soul
Etched upon my memory, baby
I've got your kiss
Still burning on my lips
The touch of her fingertips
This love so deep inside of me, baby
I've still got your face
Painted on my heart
Painted on my heart
Painted on my hear
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Cult - Universal YouAll
All God's children
They got heart
They got swagger
They got truth
Ah-ha-ha
Yeah, all
All God's children
They got heart
They got swagger
They got youth
Ah-ha-ha
Don't you know I've got a pagan heart?
I love the earth
I'm not a preacher
Hey there honey, glad to meet you, whoo, hey
Don't you know I've got a pagan heart?
I love the earth
I'm not a preacher
Hey there brother, glad to meet you
All
All God's daughters
They got ass
They got class
They've got youth
Ah-ha-ha
And all
All God's sons
They got muscle
They got swagger
They got truth
They got truth
You listening?
Don't you know I've got a pagan heart?
I love the earth
I'm ain't no preacher
Hey there sister, glad to see you
Yeah, don't you know I've got a pagan heart?
I love the earth
I'm not a preacher
Hey there brother, glad to see you
Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
I want you to notice
You sexy human being
Hope you notice
Right before we die
We die, whoo
All
All God's children
Cult SuicidesOccasionally the most tragic of events can hit the headlines. When it happens, we all wonder why. But all too often a cult can explode into violence upon itself, the result being mass suicide. Why does it happen? What social forces are involved in this will towards self-destruction? This essay is an attempt to understand. And we need to begin with a few examples. Order of the solar temple: For instance, on 22 December 1995, sixteen corpses were discovered on a plateau in the French Alps in the shape of a star. This was the second mass suicide of the Order of the Solar Temple, a cult formed by fraudster Joseph di Mambro and homeopath Luc Jouret. The first had been fourteen months earlier, involving infernos in two Swiss chalet complexes, proceeded by the suspicious deaths, by fire, of five members including a young mother and child in Canada. The Solar Temple was based on a mix of Knights Templar mythology and new age mysticism, with a distinct apocalyptic nature that would lead to a ne
Cult Of Personality...Ok, as I mentioned yesterday, The Patriots are good, they're undefeated, blah blah blah!!! Now it's time to boast about MY team for a while.
The Washington Redskins just earned a playoff spot by taking the Dallas Cowboys to the cleaners on Sunday. Yeah, I know what your're thinking "The Cowboys had nothing to gain by even showing up right?"
Bulls***!!!
The Cowboys looked like crap for the last couple of games and had every reason to go into DC and try to get something going again. Not to mention, they had some very reachable team records they could have set. Instead, they wound up setting an all time team low for rushing yards (1 yard hehe) and now, may have to deal with the Skins again in 2 weeks, and still looking like crap.
Don't get me wrong, Dallas is a good team that just so happened to have thier worst game of the season when they could have used a pick-me-up game.
As one might expect, I don't get to brag about my beloved Skins too often. They showed alot of person
Culture ShockAs some of you know I've moved to Germany. Many things here are a bit different from in the states. Since I've been here I've realized that many many Americans are a bit uptight when it comes to certain things. I, myself, am one of those Americans (I guess) and I never realized it until a couple days ago.
~Side note~ I'm not one to be easily offended and I'm pretty laid back and go with the flow.
I go to this toy store called Rodu Kinderland that one of my coworkers tells me about so I can look at things for Aidan's birthday. I pull into the parking lot and find a spot. As I'm walking to Rodu I have to pass a couple other stores in the little strip mall. I look at the first store and it's a dollar store of sorts. I window shop for a second and begin my journey again to Rodu. There is one other store between Rodu and the dollar store. I walk past the store in the middle and read the sign... "MEGA-X Erotic Outlet". (As you know most Adult stores in the states have windows that ar
Culture Is Not Your FriendWhat civilization is, is 6 billion people trying to make themselves happy by standing on each other's shoulders and kicking each other's teeth in. It's not a pleasant situation.
And yet, you can stand back and look at this planet and see that we have the money, the power, the medical understanding, the scientific know-how, the love and the community to produce a kind of human paradise. But we are led by the least among us - the least intelligent, the least noble, the least visionary. We are led by the least among us and we do not fight back against the dehumanizing values that are handed down as control icons.
This is something, culture is not your friend. Culture is for other people's convenience and the convenience of various institutions, churches, companies, tax collection schemes, what have you. It is not your friend. It insults you. It disempowers you. It uses and abuses you. None of us are well treated by culture.
Yet we glorify the creative potential of the individual,
The Cult - Painted On My HeartI thought youd be out of my mind
And Id finally found a way to learn to live without you
I thought it was just a matter of time
Till I had a hundred reasons not to think about you
But its just not so
And after all this time, I still cant let go
Ive still got your face
Painted on my heart
Scrawled upon my soul
Etched upon my memory, baby
Ive got your kiss
Still burning on my lips
The touch of my fingertips
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In our noisy world, we often find ourselves longing for peace and searching to find it somewhere else. While it’s true that there are places we can visit where we can experience peace, such as sacred sites or buildings, we do not need to wait until we get to one of these places to feel at peace. Instead, we can learn to locate the seed of peace inside ourselves and cultivate it so that it grows into a reliable source of serenity that we can always access, no matter where we are. We experience peace when we are in a state of mental calm and serenity. It might surprise you to notice how infrequently you allow yourself to be free from anxiety. Realizing this is the first step to inner peace. If you wait until all the details of your life are taken care of to allow yourself to experience peace, you will never feel peaceful because there is always something that your mind can grab onto to create anxiety. It is important to consciously set aside your worries and make time to
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(Chorus)
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Cumbersome
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Cumberland Falls by day. On clear moonlit nights, the mist from the falls occasionally produces a moonbow.
For the Cumberland Falls meteorite of 1919, see meteorite falls.
Cumberland Falls, sometimes called the Little Niagara, the Niagara of the South, or the Great Falls, is a large waterfall on the Cumberland River in southeastern Kentucky. Spanning the river at the border of McCreary and Whitley counties, the wate
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2 Granny Smith apples, cored and diced
1 red onion, diced
1 to 3 tablespoons minced canned chipotle peppers in adobo sauce
Juice of 2 to 3 limes, about
1/4 cup
1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro
Salt, freshly ground pepper
For spice rub:
1/4 cup each: kosher salt, freshly cracked black pepper, ground cumin or whole cumin seeds
2 tablespoons brown sugar
For pork and avocados:
1 boneless center-cut pork loin roast, about 3 pounds, external fat trimmed to
1/4 inch, patted dry
4 ripe avocados, halved, pitted
3 tablespoons olive oil
Salt, freshly ground pepper
1. For the salsa, mix apples, onion, chipotles, lime juice, cilantro, and salt and pepper to taste in medium bowl. Cover; chill until serving time.
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Intercourse is great
Apex of sexual delights
Yet something of oral delights
Tages insatiably within
marathon not a sprint
Delightfully tracing her glorious sexual lips
Tasting the start of her nectar flow
hands gently caressing her skin in methodical progression
Suckling labias
Tongue hardening like a tiny Cock
Probing her secret place
Fully inside Love's furnace
Nose brushes her pleasure buttun
As tongue thrusts, loving, worshipping her core
finger tips gently massagign her taut nipples
Her body showing signs of complete Unity with my advances
As her body writhes in wild animal lust and desire
Moaning, pulsating, approving my talents
Lips begin to slowly enfold aorund her clitoris
Lightly suckling this button of sexual mystery
Leranign her desire and passion
WIllign to experiment, to pleasure her they way she wishes to be pleased
Learn, listen to the Queen
Please her well as she is
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Cunnilingus TechniquesCunnilingus Techniques
Cunnilingus Techniques
Performing cunnilingus can be one of the most wonderful things you can do for a woman. It makes her feel loved, admired, sexy, and has the potential to give her an exceptional orgasm. Many women prefer it to intercourse, and for those who require a large amount of clitoral stimulation, it is the easiest way to orgasm. Besides, lots of women expect it these days and men who perform great cunnilingus are always appreciated and considered fabulous lovers.
There is little more exciting to a woman than to know that her partner finds her delicious; meaning that you enjoy the taste, smell and feeling of her vaginal juices. At the same time, there is little less exciting to a woman than to think that you don't like the taste and smell of her most intimate region. If your partner has a smell that is more than you can handle, or she doesn't feel comfortable with you down there (thinking you won't like the smell), suggest taking a nice hot s
Cunnilingus?Everything You Need to Know About Cunnilingus
But You Were Too Busy Picking the Hairs Out of Your Teeth to AskEating pussy can be one of the most wonderful things you can do for a woman (or so I read on the cover of Cosmo). It makes her feel appreciated, respected, desirable, and has the potential to give her an orgasm that will shatter glass, raise the dead, even wake you in the next room. Besides, lots of women expect it these days, and men who perform great oral sex are always in demand. If you gain a reputation as an expert, many classy, attractive women, way out of your league, may overlook your other shortcomings. Just kidding, but it gives us an excuse to talk more about vaginas.The vagina is a mystery to most men. It's hidden away. Taken out only for special occasions and then quickly put back into hiding. Like an english muffin, its full of nooks and crannies and tastes best slathered in melted butter. For something so complex you'd think there would be instructions, or a map
Cunnilingus, Or, Tipping The Velvet...Cunnilingus
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Watercolour painting depicting cunnilingus by Achille Devéria
Watercolour painting depicting cunnilingus by Achille Devéria
Cunnilingus is the act of performing oral sex, using the mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate the female genitals. The clitoris is particularly noted for stimulation as it is the most sensitive part of the female genitalia. The term comes from an alternative Latin word for the vulva (cunnus) and from the Latin word for tongue (lingua). Most women achieve orgasm easily from clitoral stimulation as part of cunnilingus.[1]
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* 1 Technique
* 2 Cultural and spiritual significance
* 3 STD risk
o 3.1 HPV and oral cancer risk
o 3.2 Prevention
* 4 In popular culture
* 5 External links
* 6 References
* 7 See also
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Cunnilingus
Cunnilingus
As in all human sexual behaviour, the variety of techniq
CunnilingusIn order to be a truly great lover, you must be able to give good cunnilingus (aka oral sex or going down on her). We think the term cunnilingus is a little more old-world and romantic, far sexier than the locker-room appelations some people use.
Whatever you call it, cunnilingus is a vital skill. While not easy to master, the rewards of practice as well as success are great.
Getting ready for cunnilingus
Before you're ready to go down, you want to take care of yourself. First, go shave. Nothing ruins the moment like whisker-burn. Brush your teeth. Wash your hands and make sure you don't have any rough fingernails that are going to snag her in a sensitive spot.
If you're practicing safe sex (you are, aren't you?) get your dental dam and latex gloves ready. Also have some water-based lube – flavored lube is available if you're leery of her natural taste.
Set the mood. Remember, this experience is all about her – so let her know. Tidy up the bedroom. Light a candle and some
CunnilingusThis may come as a surprise to you but not all women come with full knowledge and acceptance of cunnilingus or ‘being eaten out’. From a woman’s point of view, oral sex is often a matter of trust, i.e., opening up her most ‘scared place’ for ‘close scrutiny’ to you. In fact, believe it or not, there are plenty of women out there who are more open to sexual intercourse than cunnilingus. They claim that the latter is a more ‘private affair’. I know, go figure.
If your partner is a cunnilingus virgin, don’t lose hope end assume she’s deadest against it. For all you know, she’s simply waiting for the right guy to show her the high sexual pleasure that cunnilingus brings.
How to Persuade Your Partner to Engage in Cunnilingus
Discuss, not dictate.
The wrong approach to take is to STATE that she ‘needs’ to experience cunnilingus. For one, you probably don’t even know why she’s not into being muff dived yet so don’t assume anything. Instead, talk to her about it. Ask if she has any
50 Cunnilingus Tips From Women50 Cunnilingus Tips from Women
I have received thousands of cunnilingus tips over the years. Here are some of the best tips I've received from women. Guys, listen up!
Use smooth, steady, slow rhythmic licks. Slow and steady wins the race
I am new to this whole oral sex thing. My husband decided to eat me out the other night. He made these motions with his tongue and told me to guess what he was spelling against my clit. I thought it would be weird to have him do that but it really relaxed me and I had fun with it. So guys: Spell out little messages like "I love you" or "You taste good." It will take any hesitation away from your girl while she's decoding your playful messages.
At Wal-Mart they have these little ice trays that make tubular ice for bottles. They sell the trays for a dollar each. Get small pieces of (what my husband and I now refer to as) Cooter Ice. Slip them around the clit and into the vaginal opening. It makes for wicked sensation.
In regard to or
Cunnilingual RamblingsCunnilingual Ramblings
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Heading south from pink-topped, firm-soft peaks
Cross undulating plains of glistening down
My tongue the deep-cut crevice seeks
Then on to the nose-deep thicket mound
Sirens calling from the complex folds and creeks.
My fingers scouting on ahead
Pry open dense and cushioning thighs
Pass over foothill lips and hardening clitoral head
Urged on by offered cunt and sexual sighs
My mouth pursuing where my hand had earlier led.
Intensely focused in extremes of give and take
Blind, and lost in suck and lick and drink
A few swallows and gymnastic tonguing do a summer make
Savour the flowing vulval stink
And swim in the filling sexual lake.
Her obscene words now flow and spill
My fingers in her damp-walled, smooth-walled cave
Explore her bulging 'neath the outdoor pleasure hill
Climbing before the threatening wave
Her tightening grip, for a brief pre-storm moment still.
Then mare's strange cries and wild-horse bucking
50 Cunnilingus Tips From Women50 Cunnilingus Tips from Women
new! 8/4/06
We've received thousands of cunnilingus tips over the years. Here are some of the best tips we've received from women. Men, listen up!
1. Use smooth, steady, slow rhythmic licks. Slow and steady wins the race
2. I am new to this whole oral sex thing. My husband decided to eat me out the other night. He made these motions with his tongue and told me to guess what he was spelling against my clit. I thought it would be weird to have him do that but it really relaxed me and I had fun with it. So guys: Spell out little messages like "I love you" or "You taste good." It will take any hesitation away from your girl while she's decoding your playful messages.
3. At Wal-Mart they have these little ice trays that make tubular ice for bottles. They sell the trays for a dollar each. Get small pieces of (what my husband and I now refer to as) Cooter Ice. Slip them around the clit and into the vaginal opening. It make
Cunnilingus Licking & Eating PussyCunnilingus Licking & Eating Pussy - Part 1
CUNNILINGUS....Cunnilingus Licking & Eating PussyIt has been said that while there are many men who can do the job sexually, there are very few who are experts in the art of cunnilingus. Women will do virtually anything for a man who can bring them to countless orgasms with his tongue alone. In fact, for many women, cunnilingus is the only way they can experience orgasm.We've detailed the best cunnilingus tips, techniques and positions. Master them all and you'll be an expert in high demand with the ladies. Wait until the first stories of your "golden tongue" get out.Remember, each woman is different. Some technqies work better one kind of woman than another. With each new woman you give cunnilingus, experiment with several techniques and watch how she reponds. Then go back to her favorite and bring her home.Eat Pussy Like a ProWhile no two women are exactly alike, there are many things that are universally enjoyed by women. No matter whethe
Cunnilingus Licking & Eating Pussy - Part 2Cunnilingus Licking & Eating Pussy - Part 2
Preparing for CunnilingusReceiving ItMany women are conscious of the way they taste and smell to their partner. There are also a good number of men who are borderline as to whether they like the taste and smell of a woman. If you know your partner has a preference one way or another, it's a good idea to indulge it. If you're not sure, you should take some extra steps to make sure that your lover gets as positive an experience as possible. The rewards are obvious.A thorough cleaning is a must. You may also want to carefully dab a little perfume on your inner thighs. Be very careful not to get any into the vagina as this can be very painful. Just a hint of a good smell on the way in is all they'll need to reach the promised land.Make sure your partner knows that how much you'll enjoy it and how hot it gets you. There's nothing better than an eager partner. Tell them how good they are at it. Mention their "silver tongue", oral stamina or perfec
Cunnilingus Licking & Eating Pussy - Part 3Cunnilingus Licking & Eating Pussy - Part 3
How to Receive CunnilingusAlthough it is permissible to ask for cunnilingus, you are not allowed to demand it, even if your boyfriend has been a total jerk. Hint that if he pleases you, you'll take care of him. Suggest a "69" position. Work cunnilingus into your regular sexual program, but don't expect it every time you have sex. Thank your partner by reciprocating or indulging him in one of his fantasies or performing a favorite sex act.While you're on the receptive end, try to relax. One of the reasons it can take women so long to reach orgasm is that they're too worried to relax enough to climax. Try not to think about how you smell or taste. Don't worry that you're taking too long. Try to relax and enjoy the stimulation your partner is giving you. If you prefer, try closing your eyes and fantasizing. Your partner will never know. When you're getting ready to have an orgasm, let him know so he can concentrate on providing you the rhythmic
Cunnilingus Licking & Eating Pussy - Part 4Cunnilingus Licking & Eating Pussy - Part 4
HOW TO EAT PUSSYHey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out.When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made.Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you
Cunnilingus Licking & Eating Pussy - Part 5Cunnilingus Licking & Eating Pussy - Part 5
Circling the ClitLocate the base of the clit with the tip of your tongue and being tracing slow circles around the base. Your tongue will frequently be rubbing up against the sides and tip of the clit as you circle - this just adds to the pleasure. Vary the speed as you go, taking her through several waves of pleasure, but always keep increasing the speed. Around and around and around you go, when she gets off, you're sure to know.SuckingBe very careful the first time you try sucking on a woman's clit. Some women are very sensitive and will shriek in pain. For the most part, once you've warmed her up with a little licking on the clit, place your lips gently around the clit and give a soft suck. You'll get a reaction right away. If she likes it, do it again and again, sucking a little harder and longer each time. Mix in a little jamming for an awesome combination.Figure 8Use the tip of your tongue to trace a figure 8 around her clit. Don't be
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