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My Soul Matesitting here wishing you were here.
would you wipe away my tears.
you mean so much to me.
i just wish you could see.
are you just a figment of my imagination.
i look forward to each of our conversations.
you make me gleem.
are you really what you seem.
i believe you to be my soul mate.
i'm looking forward to our first date.
i can't wait to be in your arms.
for i know you will always keep me out of harm.
i love you.
no matter what you do.
i will never leave your side.
because i as you have nothing to hide.
you are the best thing to come into my life.
i just can't wait to be called your wife.
i love you more and more each day.
this is just the least i have to say.
you are the one i know it in my heart.
that is why i know that we will never part.
copywrighted by : Cassandra R. Nolasco
To All My New Friends Ive AcceptedPLEASE IF I ACCEPTED U AS A NEW FRIEND AND DID NOT RATE UR PICS ,COMMENT OR FAN YOU PLEASE GET TO ME BY A PRIVATE MESSAGE **** NONE OF THIS IS INTENTIONALLY DONE***** SO MAKE SURE U CHECK LEANE UR MESSAGE AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU , IM SORRY I JUST CANT ACCEPT 11 FRIENDS AND GET TO ALL OF THEM FORGIVE ME,, NOW MAKE SURE BECAUSE I LOVE HAVIN FRIENDS POINTS R REALLY NOTHING TO ME, I LIKE TO BE FANNED BUT I LOVE FRIENDS AND I WILL HELP U ALL OUT ANY WAY I CAN ( NEW COMERS IF U NEED TO NO SOME THING ASK ME) , I NO SOME ONE THAT POSTED A BULITTIN A PEEPS IGNORED HER , I WILL NOT IGNORE YOU, LOV YOU ALL GOD BLESS PEACE OUT ,SUNNI_STAR /CALL ME LYNN*********HAPPY SAINT PATRICK DAY TO ALL OF YOU TOO
Is This For Real?OK I am a bit lost.They say the definition of insanity is to repeat the same action over and over again no matter how many times you fail at it.Well if we follow this rule of insanity then like 90 percent of the world should be locked up.I mean we all do this and therefore I guess every time we screw up could then use the insanity plea to get out of it and say that it is an habitual condition.Such as drinking and driving sure you know it is wrong but cant help yourself So by their definition you are insane and then not liable for your actions.So really once again they have confused me
No One Knowssitting here going out of my mind.
constant battles waisting my time.
no one knows what i am feeling inside.
there's oh so many secrets i must hide.
so much hate all around.
i feel as though i am being pushed to the ground.
you never seem to care what i think.
i swear i've about reached my brink.
wishing everything will be fine.
god how i want to turn back the hands of time.
never knowing what lies ahead.
never listening to a word i've said.
wanting to get away from myself.
is just a feeling i can not help.
i really hate feeling this way.
but hey who knows tomorrow is another day.
copywrighted by : Cassandra R. Nolasco
Blue EyesBlue eyes
Baby's got blue eyes
Like a deep blue sea
On a blue blue day
Blue eyes
Baby's got blue eyes
When the morning comes
I'll be far away
And I say
Blue eyes
Holding back the tears
Holding back the pain
Baby's got blue eyes
And she's alone again
Blue eyes
Baby's got blue eyes
Like a clear blue sky
Watching over me
Blue eyes
I love blue eyes
When I'm by her side
Where I long to be
I will see
Blue eyes laughing in the sun
Laughing in the rain
Baby's got blue eyes
And I am home, and I am home again
Its Whats Inside That CountsGirl: Hey
Boy: What?
Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you.
Boy: OK...
Girl: What do you mean "ok"?
Boy: I don't like you like that...
Girl: Why not?
Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time...
From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and
he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got
fed up.
Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me!
Boy: Do you really wanna know why?
Girl: Yes!
Boy: It's because you're uglier than sin! What's the point of going out with
someone when they're not pretty?!
Girl: But... I...
Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!
The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings.
Girl: Hello?
Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours.
Girl:
:{When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall.
You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the Wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance."
In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit d own, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance."
To take your mind off your t
Stuck On Stupid!!!No, not me lol...at least not today :)
But the woman in the TRUE EVENT is definitley stuck on stupid 24/7:
I show up for work --against my better judgment lol--at 9. This woman always comes in with her father...now this family I believe sprung from gene pool that DOES NOT include morals or doing the right thing.
She runs into a woman we went to school with, chats with her for a few and when the woman gets up to leave, the other one --we'll call her J.M. --notices that Deb had left her wallet on the seat. Can you guess what happens next?
That's right, she sat down and put the wallet in her purse. Now a good friend or acquaintance would have let Deb know that she had left her wallet. J.M. however is not that type of person.
J.M. takes the wallet and immediately leaves--now this is out of character for her, usually she stays out in the lobby as long as her father does. Anyway, she went right over to the library, and all we're thinking is that she used some of Deb's credit cards
Today, Tomorrow & Alwaysi'll wish upon a star.
for you to hear my call.
i'll never turn away.
for i know you are here to stay.
i'll never wear a frown.
for you will always treat me as if i wear a crown.
i'll never leave your side.
for these feelings dare not hide.
i'll never say goodbye.
for i know you'll never make me cry.
i'll never weap in sorrow.
for you always bring a brighter tomorrow.
this i know because for all the rest of my days.
i'll be with you Today, Tomorrow & Always.
copywrighted by : Cassandra R. Nolasco
MartyMY BROTHER MARTYClick to see his page.
JOSEPH MARTIN KINGMAY 4, 1959MARCH 19, 2002
My Body HeatMy body heat is so complete
When you’re next to me
Baby I wanna be your freak
When I hear you speak
I just can’t think
‘bout nothing else but
You and me in between the sheets
Lay down next to me
I feel I’m in ecstasy
When you’re close to me
This is where I wanna be
My body heat isn’t there without you
I just imagine your warm body
laying on top of me
Just caress my back
And I’ll caress your mind
Say straight to your eyes
Cuz baby you so fine
I can’t get enough of
Your beautiful face
And when you rub me down
I know there is no better place
I need to feel the warmth of your
Smooth sexy skin
And when I feel your touch
I get the slightest grin
Just to put the right spice into the night
I want you now baby
I’m feeling just right
Tonight is the night
Where our bodies become one
I’m shiftin and lickin my lips
Come out the bathroom
In something see-through
Grovin it down to my V suit
I’m so all about you
I’m down to show you
How I feel about you
Car
...but The [blood] Splatters Nicely.rape me.
rip me open, eyes convulsing.
body burning.
saline in rivulets
dripping down my face.
and cheeks blushed from violent hands.
slap me harder
i'm your slut.
[meaningless sex.]
fuck me hard against the wall.
face shoved into blue no. 7.
until the paint cracks from the pressure.
until my mind cracks from the pleasure.
broken bones.
bleeding from the hate.
[meaningless sex.]
spin me around.
throw me down.
my nails draw up flesh.
i'm not the only one who gets a taste.
sanguinary dreams.
dripping onto white satin.
stark white.
crimson divine.
[meaningless sex.]
screaming prevails.
blood splattered hands.
torn from the inside out.
innocence stolen.
and fucked too hard to remember.
but i see it all clearly.
[meaningless sex.]
you make me a whore.
but when it's all said and done,
i want more.
Yet Againnot that there is much of anyone that likes contests.. but i am in one for bbw's.. heres the link.. if you want go rate and comment.. thanks and much love to all
AgonyI stayed, watching him choke in his own skin.
He knew I should be hurt or scarred.
I knew he wanted that.
He wanted me to hear my own screams in the dark,
Screams he stifled as he gripped me
In both of his hands.
He wanted that fear he saw in my eyes,
As he slid into my body.
The very fact I was there
Kept that pathetic dream from being fulfilled.
He swears he didn’t think
He was taking anything that
Wasn’t given willingly
But watching him squirm,
While his body died around him
Showed he knew exactly what he was doing.
I’ve forgiven him but not forgotten.
He took my body and made me a woman,
But I always had this way
Of detaching myself from my body,
The land was foreign at the time
And, at the time, I longed to have the ability
To leave it forever, but I wasn’t brave enough.
I couldn’t do it,
I couldn’t take my own life.
I wouldn’t let him do it by stealing my spirit.
So I’ve forgiven him, but not forgotten.
That’s the best torture for what he tried t
ShoppingA man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he
realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout
girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?"
The customer replied that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the
counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom,
"One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us,
was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the
checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she
could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She
asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel,
picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized
condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back w
Through The RainAnother day has gone by.
You have yet to call.
I see you never really loved me.
You don't even know me at all.
I was patient.
I was strong.
But you've gone and done me oh so wrong.
You call yourself a man.
All i see is a lil boy in a man's body.
You messed up a good thing.
Now you must suffer the consequences.
you'll never be n my life anymore.
I only wish i could get back the countless tears you stole.
Well now i'm done with it all.
No more tears.
No more pain.
Because i know i can make it throught the rain.
You're out of my life.
You're out of my mind.
And just so you know you've hurt me for the last time.
Copywrighted by : Cassandra R. Nolasco
New To The TapHey im new, u know what to do;rate me,love me add me!kisses, BYB,BYE...
MarchMarch is a very depressing month for me. Five years ago, over a ten day period from Mar 9 - Mar 19th, I watched my big brother, Marty, die a slow and agonizing death. I cried all day at work today and no one knows why. I have not yet dealt with his death nor the deaths of my mother, father, and wife, because I don't know how. In the Corps, you learn to accept death but not how to deal with it.
KeysHow many keys do you have on your keyring and what's the oddest one
I have 19 and the oddest one is the key to the table linen storage room at Belmont racetrack.
Send It Back1. ever been naked while chatting online?
2. have u ever masterbated on cam?
3. have u ever picked yur nose and whiped it somewhere is so where?
4. ever farted during sex?
5. do u fart in the tub and giggle?
6. do u shave or trim or wild rice it?
7. ever dated someone cause they had a sweet truck or car?
8. if i asked to see u naked whould u show me if u could?
9. do u like huge house sterios or lil desktop ghettos?
10. do u love black label society?
11.have u ever peed yur pants as a adult?
12. is there any differance between circumsised or not?
13. ever had sex with a guy with a lil winky?
14. do u like it in the bum?
15. tell me a secret a dirty one?
16. do u love giving blowjobs or just give them to be nice?
17. do u like me?
18. would u cyber with me?
19. whats the nastiest thing u ever done comeon i wont tell ima fuckin freak here?
20. tell me a something funny that happened to u during sex
S R ONight's gone and the cold slips in
Nothin left as soul descends
Heaven banned and hell won't take
Hatred spawns this middle breed
As silence kills hte holy deed
Differences in the give and take
I see it all's gone wrong
No one else can hear this song
A lullaby-- hello goodbye
The aftermath of suicide
Heroes live and heroes die
Nothin good can survive
All that's left--no tears inside
A hollow void--empty tide
Scream, shout, keep it inside
Disappear deeper down
Hell now owns your soul
I see it's all gone wrong
No one else can hear this song
A lullaby-- hello goodbye
The aftermath of suicide
SpicySo what would happen if i just happened to show up and your girlfriend was there? She doesn't know about us does she? It would flip your lid to see us go at it, wouldn't it? You want a threesome and the only way that is going to happen is with your girlfriend and I...
So get ready.
I show up at the door. I knock. You answer.
"What are you doing here?" You start to ask, until i interrupt it with a kiss.
Your girlfriend walks in. You didn't know what to say. You start tensing up.
I walk over to her and kiss her as well. She kisses me back. You weren't expecting that now were you?
You stand there in amazement as we start to make out right there in front of you. You walk towards us with your cock bulging from your pants. I unzip you and get on my knees. I put your long hard throbbing shaft in my mouth. I taste you. You feel so good. My tongue ring rakes across the head of your dick. You moan and grab my head. Meanwhile you feel your girlfriends hard
About Ups A Must Read!UPS .......Just in case you need a laugh:
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.
After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS ' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.
By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: So
3-16-07In which I proceed
It seems unclear what to do
Once i thought I loved
I have truly forgotten
Do you really want to know me
Or are you playing me?
Is it all a game that you don't know
that you are playing
I am losing in this game
this tangled web you string
My home is my bed
Relaxing under insanity
like the waves of tsunamis
Strive under pressure
like a deadline past due
Thrive under pressure
Urn for the chance to show you
How I can be friends with many
and still love you
still show you I care cause
all those nights you can't be there
Not going to cry myself to sleep
Friends will be there for me
When you can't hold me
When you marry other guys
when you think you knew me
when you thought I was like the rest
quit comparing me
quit fucking with me
shit on someone else
this guy strives under this
relaxed in insanity
~Timmmy~
News On The Baby's ProgressOk, everyone. Elizabeth had her first round of chemotherapy treatments yesterday. She gets two to three treatments a day and will everyday for the next 8 months. It seems that it is helping her so far. She is eating more, playing now, and talking more. Please continue saying prayers for her. Also if you want to, please donate a lil of your blood to a blood bank in her name (Elizabeth Dugar). She is having to get blood transfusions to get her platelettes up. Baby Elizabeth, her parents, her sisters, friends and I will greatly appreciate it. This is her second chance at life. Right now she is still fighting for her life. It's not going to hurt anyone to pray for her and to donate blood in her name to a blood bank. Thank you so very much. Below is her picture again.
Sad Thoughtsit sux when ur heart breaks while its still beating now the blood i bleed is black indeed ....
Homophobia Is WrongBody: Homophobia
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won't
New Birds And Bees ...........A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Oh...............hmm, well...
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo, see. Then I set
up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked
into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard
drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of
us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
Scroll Down .........................
You got Male!
MommySomebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby ... somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "normal" is history.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct. Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring. Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good"....somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices ...somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother. Somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.
Somebody said you can't love the second child as much as you love the first ... somebody doesn't have two children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her ch
Irish Ehto every one out ther . my ya be 7 days in heaven before the devil knows your dead . and a little gaelic toast [ sluncha ] means drink well.
QuotesLove takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.
James A. Baldwin
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Napoleon Bonaparte
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
Henry David Thoreau
All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.
Anatole France
We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that we begin to see the present only when it is already disappearing.
R. D. Laing
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
Mohandas Gandhi
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show.
Marilyn Manson
Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself.
Ausonius
To understand is to forgive, even ones
To Thank You...on Behalf Of MccaylahI want to say a Great Big Thank you To Everyone Especially Rosie for Being Here for Myself and Sweet Little McCaylah who has now gone to her Resting place & Because of Each and everyone of Us who Had this Moment of Silence & Was there with her In SPirit she has Now Gone to Rest and Was lifted up with Love and Peace... I couldnt have done this and Made it thru this even as hard as it still is right this moment without Friends Like you all... I Thank God For sending Rosie to me For without Her going all out for me With all this I couldnt done it She went above and Beyond without Being ask to do anything.. & Everyone Made Little Things wrote Poems Made Tags for us all To Use as our Primary .. My heart is Fluttering right now and Tears are falling and I Just cant find the words to say To each and everyone of you for Being here for this Precious Child & Using her Tag made by Amity and all the Beautiful Beautiful Tributes and The Candlelight Vigual Rosie made and Held I just cannot find the
Forever And Always~shaniaIn your arms I can still feel the way you
want me when you hold me
I can still hear the words you whispered
when you told me
I can stay right here forever in your arms
And there ain't no way -
I'm letting you go now -
And there ain't no way -
and there ain't no how
I'll never see that day.....
Chorus:
'Cause I'm keeping you
forever and for always
We will be together for all our days
Wanna wake up every
morning to your sweet face - always
Mmmm, baby
In your heart - I can still hear
a beat for every time you kiss me
And when we're apart,
I know how much you miss me
I can feel your love for me in your heart
And there ain't no way -
I'm letting you go now -
And there ain't no way -
and there ain't no how
I'll never see that day...
Repeat Chorus
(I wanna wake up every morning)
In your eyes - (I can still see
the look of the one) I can still see
the look of the one who really loves me
(I can still feel the way, that you want)
The one who would
Update On My Baby!!!!!UPDATE!!!!!
Ok, as you all know, my little baby girl has been sick with allergies. Well, I have waited to respond because I wanted to make sure it actually worked.
Last Saturday, I was able to get Fancy into the vet. A very wonderful vet I must say. Dr. Presnell in my opinion is the best in the area. Anyway... Her allergies and asthma was pretty bad Saturday as well, so he was able to quickly understand my concern. So, we decided to try her out on some antihistamines.
Well, it has officially been almost a whole week since she has been on her meds. So far so good. She has responded very well to her new treatment and has not had any reactions what so ever! I am, needless to say, VERY Happy!!!!
I wanted to let you all know that she is doing so much better. Thank you all for all of your suggestions and warm wishes. You really don’t know how much it meant to me. Fancy is my world, and I honestly don’t know what I would do without her.
Happy Saint Patricks Day!!!!!
A
Hey Allhey everyone. im new on here and i kinda forgot about my profile on here, but im gonna try my hardest to keep on here every now and then. well i'll keep you all posted.
I'm In A Tattoo Contestwho wants to rate and comment my pic?? anyone?? me love you long time lol. Please repost this if u see fit.
here's my link
http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=82666&albumid=271330&i=2434150374
thanks to everyone who rates and comments on my tat and anyone who reposts this
COMMENT BOMB AWAY PLEASE!!!!!! I just wanna win something another than on the radio lol
I, ThepenisI, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I work head first. I do not get weekends off, vacations, or public holidays. I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases Response from the administration: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight! You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas. You take a lot of breaks. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always obs
Chaoswhite falling on white
the world seems to disappear around me
and it's still just me, singular.
the beauty and stillness of my heart fades,
the deepest red oozes into black,
and it's seeping into the awake world
even more by the minute.
i can't even pull myself up from
where i've fallen,
gripping so hard the bottom rung
breaks from above me...
the voices blur into one
even when they aren't there,
somehow even alone i refuse to listen.
and i screw on that constant grinny grin
every time i walk out the door.
where the hell did i go?
and where the hell will i be?
sifting through a sadass version
of what used to be a livable life,
that's where i am now,
and why you still elude me,
i'll never understand.
~*~i Will~*~I will send comments to your page every week.
I will read, rat and comment your blogs.
I will always read and repost your bulletins.
I will rate and comment your pics.
I will be interested in getting to know who you are.
I will stay up all night chatting with you when you have a problem or are just not feeling yourself.
I will always consider your feelings.
I will be here for you when ever you need me.
I will be your TRUE FRIEND....If you let me!!
I am posting this because I have noticed that there are a lot of ppl on here that only care about rating's and aren't really interested in making real friends......
I have a few of you on my page. This is to let you know in advance, who I am and what I'm about.
I'm not an attention whore. Nor do I care about points. I am here for friends. it was a friend that brought me here in the first place.
So If you wont to stay on my list I need to here from you once in a while. You cant just sit there on my friends lis
Once Upon A Midnight Dreary...Quite to my surprize, I'm a bit down today. Maybe it's the Fates, maybe it's because I forgot my meds this morning, maybe because it's hell week, maybe because I might not see Vaun tonight. Fuck if I know. I wouldn't think that I'd be sad today, I mean I got my house. It's mine.
No granted this place is a wreck, and by wreck I mean it's not currently livable, but I'm going to fix it up and it's mine. It's a cute little tri-level thing that happens to be nextdoor to my mom's current house. That's not as bad as it sounds. She already knows I smoke and drink and sleep with my boyfriend nightly, and even if she didn't, she only comes home to sleep. So. But yes, it's going to be a lot of work to get that piece fo crap in good condition. The plumbing alone is going to cost 2500 minimum to fix. I'm going to sheetrock myself, which will be an adventure in learning. I gotta buy doors and fix some flooring and holes in walls and the sinking ceiling on the garden level from the bathtub (possib
Good FriendsWell friends rate your profile or your pictures,and leave cute comments for you to see.
But good friends talk to you and leave you thinking of them as you leave the computer.
Good friends know that the conversation was just that a good conversation.
People come and go in our lifes ,good friends leave their footprints on our souls and in our hearts.
But as always we walk away knowing the possiblitys of anything more then just a friendship on the internet are impossible, in the fact that MOST of us have lifes that are busy abd full of other things ...like family and kids or full time jobs...
most of us can see and know the difference and to those people, i would like to say thank you for being a friend.
To the Others well Good Luck.
Omgoodness How Touching Plzz Read ......OMGOODNESS HOW TOUCHING PLZZ READ
I wanted to share w/u all a message I just got that broke me up
What a heart
And I do ask everyone PLZZZ go to her profile and say ty for McCayla
THANK YOU JACKIE YOUR A BEAUTIFUL PERSON
her message to me:
Hi Hon, I just wanted you to know that I went to "Babyland" a section of a local cemetary where my firstborn is buried and added a pink teddy bear holding McCayla's picture to my daughters grave and planted some rosed in her honor.. May she rest in peace... Hugs~ Jackie
~ Jackie ~@ CherryTAP
THANK YOU
ROSIE,
What Asian Country Should You Visit?You Should Travel to China
China can satisfy your craving for many travel opportunities in one trip.
You can hang out in modern Shanghai, walk along the great wall, or visit sacred mountains.
What Asian Country Should You Visit?
Your Dark Wish....Your dark Wish
Your wish is my command
I’ll submit to your demands
Grab my head and pull me in
Tonight our bodies will commit sin
Baby girl I’ll want you so bad
Time with out you drives me mad
I wish I could taste you tonight
As I grab your ass and squeeze so tight
Let me be your sexy boy
As tonight I’ll bring you to a state of pure joy
Filled with nothing but hot ecstasy
As tonight baby girl it’s just you and me
I’ll be anything you want me to be
And I’ll do the things only you can make me do
No matter whatever it is nothing’s taboo
All you need is to speak your mind
And soon our bodies will be intertwined
I’m just a slave boy for you tonight my love
Consider me a gift from the heavens above
Poetry In Motion “Mario”
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Can Someone Tell Me?Can someone tell me what else a woman needs to do to make the person in her life happy?
If a woman goes out of her way to do what this man likes the most?
If she drops everything to please him?
If shes will to prove how much she loves him?
Does what ever it take to show him he's the only one?
She doesnt cheat nor goes out with out him?
She cooks, Cleans, And what ever he wants her to do?
So what is missing can anyone tell me what a woman need to do to make that person in her life happy?
Untitled 2I love that look that would be in your eyes right before you blindfold me
I love that feel of surrendering to you
Just as much as when you would surrender to me
Love and lust are intertwined as one
Keeping us all wanting new times to come
Pain and pleasure meet at a thin line
Knowing not to cross it will let you know your mine.
It’s not about being submissive or dominant
It’s all about knowing what you love down deep inside
I think the true fun comes by knowing when to switch sides
This all runs deep inside me a dark side made for fun
Would you like to come and play with me one day?
Do you want to have some fun?
Would you like to feel a joy so complete?
Just reach out and take my hand
I will lead you to my wicked, wicked little play land ….
Poetry In Motion “Mario”
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http://blog.myspace.com/dying_poet
Ok This Is All Me.. All My Humor.. Top 3 Sexual Questions Of The DayThese are the top three questions I have heard people ask and I thought it would be fun to answer them with some humor and some truth.
Please feel free to add a question and see if I can have an answer for it also…Lol
Top 3 question…..
Sexual forum
Top 3 questions
Can kissing really get you pregnant?
Only if its done right and that other half spends the night, with no contraceptive on hand, and you’re not willing to take a stand, and you both go all the way, and one month later you get some news that fucks up your day. So take it from me and do yourself a favor, buy a few condoms, I hear now they come in flavors.
Remember no glove, no love
Truth, The answer to the above question is no just in case you’re all a little bit slow.
Does oral sex really matter?
A. Just even thinking about this question makes me get madder. First to the ladies, it’s 2007, don’t you want a man that makes you come alive? If you have a guy not willing to go downtown and on you
What Asian Country Should You Visit?You Should Travel to China
China can satisfy your craving for many travel opportunities in one trip.
You can hang out in modern Shanghai, walk along the great wall, or visit sacred mountains.
What Asian Country Should You Visit?
On Behalf Of MccaylahI want to say a Great Big Thank you To Everyone Especially Rosie for Being Here for Myself and Sweet Little McCaylah who has now gone to her Resting place & Because of Each and everyone of Us who Had this Moment of Silence & Was there with her In SPirit she has Now Gone to Rest and Was lifted up with Love and Peace... I couldnt have done this and Made it thru this even as hard as it still is right this moment without Friends Like you all... I Thank God For sending Rosie to me For without Her going all out for me With all this I couldnt done it She went above and Beyond without Being ask to do anything.. & Everyone Made Little Things wrote Poems Made Tags for us all To Use as our Primary .. My heart is Fluttering right now and Tears are falling and I Just cant find the words to say To each and everyone of you for Being here for this Precious Child & Using her Tag made by Amity and all the Beautiful Beautiful Tributes and The Candlelight Vigual Rosie made and Held I just cannot find the
A Dark Ally....A Dark Ally …
Across a crowded I see you talking there
I’m doing my best to hide and not to stare
That little black dress you have on tonight
Shows off that body all nice and tight
With your long hair reaching down your back
Drives me wild as I do my best not to attack
I know you seen me staring at you
But what’s a guy like me supposed to do
I seen you smile when I caught your eye
Think I didn’t see you acting all shy
You smile at me and do the very same
As we both start to play this little game
I start to walk through the crowded floor
As you start to head towards the downstairs door
Turning for a second to make sure that I see you
With a wicked smile you see I’m almost through
You head to the stairs then stop and wait
I’m just seconds behind and I’m hopping not too late
I see you know standing there with eyes on fire
The truth is out know I can’t hide the desire
Hand in hand we run down the stairs
Knowing tonight we’ll have nothing to fear
Walking ou
Wellwell - i didnt know that i could do this
right now -
im very happy
and it scares the fuck outta me.
A DanceA Dance
Can you feel it going around you closing in?
Tighter it gets reminding you about your sins
Elegantly wrapping your body so tight
Letting you know you’re going to be mine tonight
My hands now run over your body ever so sweetly
Teasing you at every little touch so very softly
As I stand behind you and bring you closer to me
Now I whisper in your ear to put you at ease
Rest your mind and let your body slowly give in
In you heart and soul tonight I free you from sin
Your thoughts run wild as your mind starts to race
With my soft touch I will lead you to a special place
Ropes may bind your body but never your mind
Smile sweet and be ready for one hell of a passionate time
We shall dance tonight like never before
And if I’m lucky we will dance this dance many times more
Poetry In Motion “Mario”
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What Hit Song Of 2005 Are You?Your 2005 Song Is
Beverly Hills by Weezer
"My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me"
You breezed through 2005 in your own funky style!What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?
Missing Thoughtsdoncha just hate it when you oversleep? especially when you miss something important because of it. moreover, because of idiots who like to get intoxicated, blare music, and fuck with anyone who happens to be asleep. yeah. it totally bites, doesn't it? well, it's down-right depressing. i should be holding my girlfriend right now. instead, i'm stuck with the idiots who were the cause of me missing my ride. nice, huh? even better, it's put even more doubt into her head wether or not i really love her. life's full of little gifts, isn't it?
Lestats Dark Covenant Family Part 2* Lestats Dark Covenant *@ CherryTAPHey to all members of Lestats Dark CovenantFamily, We finally have a page on Cherry Tap,click the link to the left to be directed to thelink, rate it, comment it, and send them a friendrequest (Don't Have to be Family member to sendfriend request!!)If your looking for a family out there thats different than any others then this is the family for you.....This is not just a family its a haven as well.For those of you who have been outcasted by society for being different in ways they don't seem to understand.Let me be the first to tell you I do understand how you feel about that....I'm here to offer you a haven and a family that has grown to be a great one...This family sticks behind its fellow members with upmost honor and respect....This family continues to grow and more and more people that have been outcasts realize how much of a true family this is to them...Please stop by to check us out...If you are this outcast no matter who you are or what mus
Fire And PassionFire and Passion...
Fire and passion burning deep inside
If you don’t believe me look into my eyes
My soul rages with a fire so deep
As my body yearns for someone who’s sweet
My heart seeks out for its passionate desire
Someone to call a lover and not turn out to be a liar
With me we will truly transcend
Simple words like boyfriend, girlfriend
I will show you the true meaning of the word admiration
For you will truly become my soul’s only inspiration
My heart has passion and my soul has fire
My mind knows romance and my body knows desire
Reach out and take my hand
And I will bring you to a whole other land
On a pedestal is where you will surly stand
If I was to be lucky enough to become your Man
Poetry In Motion “Mario”
http://www.myspace.com/dying_poet
http://blog.myspace.com/dying_poet
A Hot Start Tonight.....A Hot Start Tonight...
Shall we start this night off right?
Come to me. Let's kiss by candle light.
Let me slowly strip your clothes off that hot body.
Tonight's going to be a night we get real naughty
With handcuffs and toys and candle wax.
Bending you over and spanking that ass,
Caressing your Beautiful body up and down,
Throwing you to the bed and tying your ass down.
First are your hands above your head.
Then next your legs get tied to my bed.
As I have you spread eagle and helpless
Right now, in this moment, nothing matter but us.
I want to go down on you tonight,
Tease and lick you just right.
I want to taste your body's sweet nectar.
You're my queen tonight and I'm your protector.
I'm going to take my time tonight with you,
Using my tongue and a finger or two.
As I take you into a state of pure desire,
Baby I'm going to set your body or fire.
I want to drip hot wax on your chest,
Kissing you softly and sucking on your breas
Leprechaun By Colin ChapmanDescription
The most famous (and infamous) Fae of Ireland, the Leprechauns are a difficult kith, belligerent and easily angered. The great cobblers of the Fae, their footwear is unparalled in its craftsmanship, and many Sidhe and Eshu will pay substantial sums for tailor-made leprechaun footwear.
Prone to many vices, the Leprechauns can be awkward companions, lacking control of everything except their purse strings. To other kithains dismay, they are incredible skinflints, hoarding material goods and wealth with a fanatical passion, loathe to spend a single penny or cent even when their lives depend on it. Generally wealthy (although you wouldn't know it to look at one), the myth of a Leprechaun's pot of gold isn't that far fetched.
Given to excess, nothing appeals to a Leprechaun like a binge of whiskey, Guiness, pipe tobacco and snuff, and despite their small stature they can handle surprising quantities of alcohol. Unseelie Leprechauns (called Clurichauns) are even more waywa
Heat.....Heat
The heat of two bodies
Wrapped in deep embrace
Slowly touching
And teasing face to face
Hands glide over
A dreamy body
Lips kissing
Starting to get naughty
A handful of hair
And a slight pull
Letting you know
I know just what to do
A light slap
Of that hard little ass
Sending thoughts of pleasure
Running through like a flash
Heart beats
And starts to race
But seduction comes
At a very slow pace
Hand in hand
We walk to my room
Lit by candles
Leaving no sense of doom
Passion burns
Hotter by the moment
Bodies yearn
For a sexual torment
Falling fast
To the bed you and I
I see you wanting much more
Looking deep into your eyes
Hands are bound
To the bed with ease
I slide down you slowly
Just to tease
Now your legs join
Your hands in a state of bondage
Helpless now are you
Mine to softly ravage
Where to start
This night of pleasure
Slowly I head
For your sweet treasure
My lips and tongue
Start
Lestats Dark Conenant Family Update Part 1* Lestats Dark Covenant *@ CherryTAPHey to all members of Lestats Dark CovenantFamily, We finally have a page on Cherry Tap,click the link to the left to be directed to thelink, rate it, comment it, and send them a friendrequest (Don't Have to be Family member to sendfriend request!!)If your looking for a family out there thats different than any others then this is the family for you.....This is not just a family its a haven as well.For those of you who have been outcasted by society for being different in ways they don't seem to understand.Let me be the first to tell you I do understand how you feel about that....I'm here to offer you a haven and a family that has grown to be a great one...This family sticks behind its fellow members with upmost honor and respect....This family continues to grow and more and more people that have been outcasts realize how much of a true family this is to them...Please stop by to check us out...If you are this outcast no matter who you are or what mus
Rather Annoyed, ActuallyI was supposed to go visit a friend for the weekend. A well-deserved vacation from the hell that my life has been lately (mostly work-related).
But no...it had to snow. A lot. Enough to get me stuck up against the guardrail just around the corner from my street. AND to blow out my 4 wheel drive.
Thankfully, a couple of guys and the local-yokel police officer were able to push me out.
So now I'm stuck at home, drinking beer alone. Instead of where I'd rather be, which would be a lot more fun. And I'm missing out on a massage.
WHICH REALLY CHAPS MY ASS.
An Erotic Story... The BeginningAn Erotic Story... The Beginning
Across a crowded room I see you walking
As I am standing doing nothing but talking
Our eyes meet in a quick little glance
And in that brief second you have me stuck in a trance
Smiles flow freely from you to I
And right at that moment in time
I know I want to be your guy
And in those seconds that pass by
I can see it deep in your eyes
You want it to
And there’s nothing we can do
What we want just can’t be denied
Don’t think we are even going to try
No one can get in the way to stop us
Without words we kiss and know it is just a must
Held in a sweet embrace
We stand together face to face
And at the same time we say lets blow this place
Hand in hand we walk for miles
Talking and laughing exchanging smiles
Ending up outside my place we stand and kiss
Wondering will there be more to this
You take my hand and bring it to your chest
As I say to you I am nothing like the rest
The door opens and we step inside
What Asian Counry Should You Visit?You Should Travel to India
You're a passionate, gusty traveler - and India's gritty urban centers won't scare you away.
Maybe you'll take in the Taj Mahal, eat the best curry of your life, or attend a huge street festival.What Asian Country Should You Visit?
Doe's Hedoes he say that he love's me all the time?
doe's he say he'll always be there when i fall?
doe's he make me feel good when i have nothing at all?
doe's he show me that even with a tear i can still smile?
doe's he make me feel like im QUEEN?
is he right besise me when i feel alone?
is he my world and my man that i love and wont ever be gone?
of course he is thats why im with him my love my soul my heart my tool we may be fools but we have something to work on!
A Story Of Ecstasy...A Story Of Ecstasy...
I ache to be with you tonight
To be behind you holding you close
So I can whisper to you
All the nasty little things I want to do
I ache to feel your soft lips kissing me
As I run my hands over you
Teasing your breasts with my hands
Sliding my fingers down your body
Till I get to that sweet little spot that makes you moan
I ache to slip me fingers inside you
To tease you and watch you wiggle in ecstasy
And share delight
All as you can feel me pressed up against you
Letting you know how bad I want you
As you can now feel my hardness pressing against your tight ass
I ache to stand behind you
Holding your naked body tightly
Pressing up against you
As you tilt you head back and say to me
“Make me yours tonight, control me”
“I want to do all the nasty things you want”
“I need you I want you take me”.
And with those words spoken
I slowly bend you over exposing that sweet ass of yours
And with a light slap the fun beg
OverviewThe most famous (or infamous) Irish fairy of them all is the stuff of many a fantasy and folktale and one of Ireland's most beloved symbols. The leprechaun legend is especially popular around St. Patrick's Day. Here's a brief overview of this famous Irish legend.
Standing only about two-feet-tall, this little old shoemaker with twinkling eyes and rosy cheeks looks friendly, but they're actually quite the tricksters.
According to Colin Chapman, leprechauns are "given to excess, nothing appeals to a Leprechaun like a binge of whiskey, Guinness, pipe tobacco and snuff, and despite their small stature they can handle surprising quantities of alcohol."
Being aloof and unfriendly little fairy souls, Ireland's leprechauns aren't easy to spot. They spend all their time busily making shoes, and stashing away all the money their craft brings them in a hidden pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
Everyone's heard of the legendary pot of gold, and the only way to track one is t
Hot Or Not? This Is An Invite!!!IF YOU THINK YOU ARE HOT (OR NOT) lol GO TO LINK BELOW TO ADD YOURSELF TO MY "SCOREBOARD"
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Waiting For Parts :(well my truck was in the shop but they started taking the parts out and making sure everything was there till... they found some of the wrong ones. So i have my truck for another week while we wait for the right parts to show up!
Just A Dark Moment In Time....Just a dark moment in time...
Hands and feet tied to the bed,
But leaving you in no sense of dread
Blindfold over your eyes
Oh what a wonderful surprise
My hands running all over you,
You’re so helpless
What will I do?
Lips ever so softly
Are kissing you everywhere,
As you start to think will he dare?
My tongue sliders all around,
As you’re hoping that soon,
I might go down
As my fingers tease your body
And you’re are thinking,
Oh how very naughty
My body touches yours
And you feel so free
You’re so helpless
As you’re still tied for me
Your mind falls into a daze;
Your body goes into a craze
Lost without your sight
But never
Do you feel any freight
Your heart beast faster
With every second that goes by
Now knowing
That you’re all mine
Now and till the end of time
And I am yours
Poetry In Motion “Mario”
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Only With YouOnly With YouBy Captain Hollywood ProjectBestVideoCodes.com
What A Ddaaayyy!!Not only did my fam member die....but walking back to my car, i see...it was totaled by some lady! WHO HITS A PARKED CAR I ASK YOU! YESS! I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHATS IN STORE TOMRROW!
The Legend Of The Leprechaun By Sheri AmonOh, the leprechaun, a mysterious fellow,
An Irish fairy he be.
An unfriendly sort who keeps to himself,
A miserly fellow is he.
Making shoes for his living, not a bit does he spend,
Instead stores it all in a pot.
At the end of the rainbow his hiding place is,
And to find it will bring you good luck.
If you happen to hear a shoemaker's hammer,
tis the sound that a leprechaun makes.
Find him and corner him,
he'll tell you his secret,
If a stare you can maintain.
Look not away for this fairy is tricky,
He'll attempt to sway your glance.
Gone will he be, look away for a moment,
And you'll lose your one only chance.
Untitled....I love that look that would be in your eyes right before you blindfold me
I love that feel of surrendering to you
Just as much as when you would surrender to me
Love and lust are intertwined as one
Keeping us all wanting for new times to come
Pain and pleasure meet at a thin line
Knowing not to cross it will let you know your mine.
It’s not about being submissive or dominant
It’s all about knowing what you love down deep inside
I think the true fun comes in knowing that it’s fun to switch sides
This all runs deep inside me a dark side made for fun
Would you like to come and play with me one day?
Do you want to have some fun?
Would you like to feel a joy so complete?
Just reach out and take my hand
I will lead you to my wicked, wicked little play land ….
Poetry In Motion “Mario”
http://www.myspace.com/dying_poet
http://blog.myspace.com/dying_poet
Dripping Wax....Dripping wax...
I want the wax dripping onto my back and chest
And I want those ropes wrapping around my wrists
Spreading me tightly to a bed
I want your hands and nails to run down my body
I want helplessness without a feeling of dread
How amazing it all feels as it’s running through my head
I see the things I would want you to do to me
I love how much it sets me free
I am surrendering myself to you, being yours
I need to be feeling you crawl over my face, and what you might make me do…
I want to be your toy to play with night and day….
I want for me to be the one in control of you …
Making you my slave.. Telling you what to do
My hands on your body teasing and pleasing you
I want to make you beg for me
I want to be melting ice cubes over your naked body…
I love that sound of my hand as it slaps your ass
I want to know the feel of me inside of you
You could be mine to have always and I would be yours to control and command
I want that roman
Random Questions? Myspace Much?1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
in the morning... when i am awakened... in the afternoon... while forced up against a wall... at night... when i have caught my breath.
2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
if i am facing the bed... i want the left.
3. Who was the last person you slept with?
the boy
4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
i haven't thrown up since i was twelve or so...
5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?
leftage
6. Candles or Incense?
if it smells like fruit... either one. i am allergic to just about everything else...
7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
mostly to 80s music
8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
wait... some people didn't?
9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
i worked at a strip club... i was a waitress... but this one time... during superbowl... four hundred dollars... five minutes... and i still had a bra and boy short un
What Animal Were You In A Past Life?You Were an Otter
You are a faithful friend who guides others toward success.
You are also light hearted, and love to play around.
What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
Forbidden Fruit....Forbidden fruit
Forbidden fruit I want to taste thee
Nice and slow can you feel me
Teasing your body with every touch
Licking you slowly wow what a rush
Hands trace your heavenly frame
Loving you tonight will be my only shame
To tease your body is my dream come true
Making you guess what next I will do
Blindfolding your eyes I take your sight
But don’t worry baby there’s no need to fright
Soft silk touches on your smooth skin
Rest now angel I’m about to begin
Fingers tease your body ever so right
Letting you know it’s going to be one hell of a night
Warm breath hovering over your breast
Soft lips coming down kissing your chest
Sliding lower with every kiss I go
Making sure to do it incredible slow
Fingers start to toy and tease
My tongue slips in slowly to set your body free
Trust me girl there’s no place I’d rather be
Forbidden fruit I now taste thee
Poetry In Motion “Mario”
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CherrytapCherrytap greatest site ever. Have met some very lovley people on here and some of them are very lovely ladies. The single dad who does not get out much. So need to have time to talk to other adults and cherrytap has been great. Feeling alot less insane since starting to come here. Well tht all just a quick blog. And thankyou and Cherry love to all those who read this.
Sexy Survey1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with?
2. Do they know it?
3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friend’s list?
4. Do you like making love or having hott sex?
5. Have your ever had a 3 some?
6. What is your favorite position?
7. Do you want to have sex with the person who posted this?
8. Give or receive oral?
9. Kinky or sneaky?
10. Loud or quiet?
11. Ruff of soft?
12. Foreplay or not?
13. Do you like to bite or be bitten?
14. Spank or be spanked?
15. Condoms or not?
16. Masturbate or not?
17. Role-playing or not?
18. Are you brave enough to re-post this?
Slave Girl ... One Mans DreamSlave girl… One Mans Dream
I want to be the one who controls you …
Making you my slave girl telling you what to do
My hands on your body will surly tease
As I make you beg for me tonight screaming please oh please
I’ll be melting ice cubes over your naked body tonight
Caressing and tormenting you ever so right
I love that sound of my hand as it slaps your ass
Tonight slave girl will be one memory that will last
As I take you on a trip between pleasure and pain
Bringing you to a place filled with lust as I drive you insane
I want you to feel all that life has to give
I’m Pandora’s Box slave girl come and open my lid
You’re my chambermaid tonight to control and command
Wearing your leash that I hold in my hand
I’ll take you to places you’ve never been
I’ll show you lust as it’s wrapped in sin
I’ll take your heart and I’ll take your soul with a wicked smile
But no need to fright slave girl it’s just my style
Romance with perversion and just a hint of kink
Leprechaun LoreLeprechaun Lore
A leprechaun found a big pot of gold.
He put in his basket all it would hold.
Soon he was thinking, "Won't it be grand
To share all this gold with the poor in this land?"
So he headed out and gave to the needy,
They all asked for one, the needy aren't greedy.
He walked through the countryside whistling a tune.
On a warm summer day in the fine month of June.
A big shiny car appeared at his side.
He was pleased when the driver offered a ride.
He popped right in and they went on their way
And was shocked when the driver had this to say,
"Hey, little fellow, you should know I've been told
That the basket you carry is filled up with gold.
You are so tiny and I'm big, as you see,
It only makes sense that you give it to me!
"Back in my house is a neat little stage
And on it I've built a cute tiny cage.
I'll put you in there and dress you so fine,
Then show you off to some rich friends of mine."
Now if you are wishing to have a nice day
Squirtingaighty i figured i would edumacate all squirting feens and anyone you reads this... i got bored of explaining this actually so i went searching and found my fav explation... so i would like to thank http://www.very-koi.net/tutor/female/female.htm for there very indepth teaching... all i have to say is have fun reading. if i offened anyone oh well stop bieng prude...
History of Squirting
If you were to refer to literature over the last 50 years you would be lead to believe that females have only been able to ejaculate since about 1980. Of course this is absurd, and just shows how "the experts" can be wrong for decades on just about anything. Many knew the experts were wrong, but had little success in convincing anyone. Needless to say this lead to many problems, needless surgery (to fix the poor women who would ejaculate), expensive counselling (got to find out what happened when they were children to cause this "problem"), and in some cases divorce. "The G Spot" by Alice Kahn L
Steal My ThunderI'm going riding this weekend! I cant wait! It's been 2 weeks since I was last on my bike... it kills! I'm excited to get to practice though. I'll have to fill up the tank before we go though.
I guess my cousin might be getting a bike. In all honesty... she didnt want one until I got one and she didnt want to race until I said I was training for it. ...I feel like she is stealing my thunder with that.
I had to wait 7 years for a bike and another year to even race. ....In other words, I've worked my ass off for this.
Yet, my thunder is being ripped out from under me.
Joy.
I love my cousin dearly, but I dont like it when shit like this happens.
A Dark WorldA Dark World
A dark world of leather and lace for me
Damn it’s such a nice place to be
A beautiful world filled with ropes and cuffs
Dripping with candle wax and toys, wow I can’t get enough
Romance is fun in its own little way
But cuffed to the bed now that’s the way I like to play
Love and lust should be rolled into one
If that was the case then no one would ever run
But lost in this world we all seem to get
A little bit trapped in our lives and soon we forget
This is a dark world that’s good to play in
Just thinking of it, leaves me with a little grin
Love and lust should always go hand and hand
Oh how I wish others could truly understand
The joy of life that can comes with the drip of wax
Or that smile on a face that comes with the slap of an ass
Oh yes it’s a dark world for me
Come in and give it a try it’s a fun place to be
Open you mind and soon you will see
How wonderful it is to live when you’re truly set free
Poetry In Motion “Mario”
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What Is Your Seduction Style?Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them!
What Is Your Seduction Style?
Special DayLadies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 930 am.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already 8.45 am. The trip to the office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to th e sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a
Sheridan Peeps!!so were is everyone from the great place sheridan wyoming?? there has got to be some on this site isnt there?? or anyone that is really close??
Written In ThoughtLonging for the human touch
Desire that I need so much
Confusion as to what to feel
Lost in all that is not real
A fantasy of mind and light
Found lacking by so far a sight
For I need to touch a flesh so true
yet I can’t reach out and touch you
All I can do is sit and wait
Sit for hours second rate
Behind the wall of distant glass
It drags on slow and never fast
Till in this place I see you near
The one I always hold so dear
The one who touched my heart and mind
The one who is the greatest find
Now I see there is more I need
my heart for one alone does bleed
Loneliness does surely grow
I wonder if inside you know
The hold you do have on me
And how these eyes do truly see
One I can never ever hold
I think of waiting till I am old
It would be worth all to hold one time
And feel the joy one moment sublime
Where I could gaze into those eyes
And know the wonder and surprise
But this is just what can not do
I need the touch from only you
By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Well It's Official...My guy hates me. He's loved me forever, but because I'm a broken cunt and I'm always on the run from my feelings and emotions, he hates me.
So now I feel like shit, men can do that to you. Especially a man whos loved you through what.... two bad breakups and you still won't give him the time of day? Yeah I'm a jerk and I totally deserved it, but whatever. That's life and today has been the best/worst day of my life.
Yes at the same time.
SkippedI skipped class and my math test today. I just dont have any energy. Going from hospital to school nearly right away has left me with no energy.
So, now I have 2 tests to make up. Oh well.
What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You?You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion92%Mysterious75%Diamond Eyes58%Eyes full of Pain50%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com
This Is My Yahoo NameThis is for all those people who keep trying to get in touch with me on Cherrytap that can't... My Yahoo name is LouisianaGeorge, and you can mail me at ireconi@hotmail.com
691. Initials:
JRF
2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
This girl from Houston I met that came to work at spencer's with us one day...she had the same wings tattoed that i want but heres were kinda girly of course...still hott tho
3. Favorite fruit?
ORANGES
4. For or against same sex marriage?
I am either way. If someone came to me wanting sex. I don't know if I'd turn them away. Depending on who it was though. I am a slut but I do have taste.
5. Are you allergic to anything?
idk
6. Are you bisexual?
nop
7. Have you ever slept in someone elses clothes?
si. 0:)
8. How many U.S states have you been to?
how the should i know i was drugged
9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
2...HOUSTON, TX baby ;)
10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S?
Lived? No. I've been to Jamaica tho...sexy beach
11. Name something physical you like about yourself?
eyes, and I'm happy with my tool haha TooL
12. Something non-physical you like about yourself?
Itunes?Itunes SurveyItunes Survery- Finds out your true taste in music.So first of all how many songs?:1961 How many hours?:5:15:51:23 Whats the very first song on the library list?:Wasteland - 10 Years Whats the very last song?:La Grance - ZZ Top If your go to the third view setting, whats the album in the very middle?:Counting Crows - This Desert Life On your top 25!First Song?:Lover I Don't Have to Love - Bright Eyes Last song?:Paranoid - Black Sabbath What number is your favorite song?:2 How many times have you played the #1 song?:43 How many times have you played your #25 song?:21 Totally random Questions!What are the names of any playlists you have?: --Oooo--, --Sad--, --The Kate--,--Poker--, and then oragnized into types of music. Right now, whats your favorite album?:Incubus - Light Grenades Your favorite artist?:Metallica, Counting Crows, Incubus Your favorite song?:Set Fire To The Third Bar - Snow Patrol Any songs or albums you want to delete?:Too many. What songs look like they rea
A Little More About MeI wa born in Celina,Ohio on Feb. 26th 1955.
From the age of 4 to the age of 6 I was in a childrens home in Dayton,Ohio. At the age of 6 I was placed in a foster home in Middletown,Ohio. This was at 1611 Dix Road in the home of the Lawson's. At the age of 7 they adopted me and changed my name.
Any qusetions just ask. I'll answer the best I can.
I'm Gonna Miss You So Much Lil BudTHIS MORNING MY BEST FRIENDS 2 YEAR OLD SON PASSED AWAY AT 6:35 AM.. HE MENT THE WORLD TO ME HE WAS MY LIL BUDDY AND I'M GONNA MISS HIM SO MUCH..
Get Code | Create Your Own!
THIS WAS HIS FAV SONG AND WAS PLAYING THIS MORNING IN THE HOSPITAL WHILE HE PASSED AWAY..
Jon Secada - I'm FreeMusic Video Codes By Music Video Code
ImaginationYou can't even imagine what the world would be like without an imagination,How dull it would be,Imagination makes things easier,Allows us to see things differently,It enchances our lives around us with freedom of expression,Creativity And productivity.Alot of things which are created so beautifully comes from the inner workings of our minds,...[OUR IMAGINATION]And it is such a gift to have an imagination.The next time you are feeling stuck,close your eyes and use your imagination you might find a easier way to accomplish things.----Imagination Works wonders!!!
Gift ExchangeWanna know how hot you are???
You're OK-----teddy bear
You're CUTE----red rose
I'd Do Ya!!----any spicy gift
You're SEXY----dozen roses
Let's Be Friends----kitten
Wanna get Married??---any big pimpin' gift
Repost this and see how many gifts you get!!!
start with me then copy and post it in your blog and see what others think of you!!
Just Curious!ATTRACTIVE TEST
Body: would you makeout with me me?
[] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe
Would you sleep with me?
[] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe
Am I attractive?
[] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly!
Do you think I'm a virgin?
[] Yes [] No [] Don't know
Name one thing you would like to do to me... [] _____________
I look like..
[] A player
[] One time thing
[] Next bf/gf
[] A friend
[] A friend with benefits
[] A possibility
[] A loser
If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes [] No [] maybe
Would you rather..
[] Hook up with me
[] Cuddle with me
[] Date me
[] Friends
[] Friends with benefits
On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10
What would you want me to be to you?
[] Friend
[] Girlfriend/Boyfriend
[] Friend with benefits
[] Husband/Wife
Would you give me a lapdance?
[] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe
Are you g
After Thoughts From A Casket HeadIts not easy being this way. No one even had a prewarning signal they could have left. It just showed up almost in an over night turn over.....Slavery based on my opinions of appearance and dignity.
A constant thriving to drive other human minds crazy men and women alike. I succeeded. And now with the whole of it all I drove myself to insanity.
Beset in a mind frame that no other individual can possible wrap their head around at this moment and time. A great deal of thought has been put into the likes of my life. Changes need to be made.
At peace in a sense that guilt doesnt exist anymore. Fuck the world and everything in it, I can say that because I own this damn place. I paid my dues and sowed the land. Now I am the yuppy chump sitting on her high horse ready for the next breed of puppies.
Very little seems to matter anymore. But a long needed break is going to take place. There are no more dreams. Dreams never got me anywhere except for into deep shit holes. Therefore mu
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What Alcoholic Drink Are You? (part 2)You scored as rum. you are rum. you are adventurous and fun loving, but laid back and cool. you like to travel and love good times. wine79%rum79%midori75%daiquaries71%vodka71%beer67%bourbon67%champagne50%whiskey33%absinthe13%what alcoholic drink are you (pictures)created with QuizFarm.com
Help If You Can...it's A Great CauseThe following is a repost of a message I received on my yahoo 360. I just thought the more people that saw this the more help they could receive. If you can help, please do. If you would like to copy, paste and repost in your own blog, please feel free to do that too. All help is appreciated and it's such a great cause. Thanks in advance.
Yahoo 360, Hands Helping Habitat for Humanity
It's almost time!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Time to pick up your (virtual) hammer, pitch in, and do your Yahoo 360 Crew part for the Habitat for Humanity.
Cisco-Brentwood, and it's business partners, are sponsoring a Habitat for Humanity home build in Franklin, Tennessee. The home will be located at 248B Chestnut Lane in Franklin. And by the way, this is not a hand-out. It’s a hand-up. The special family we're building the home for must make monthly payments via a no interest mortgage once the home is complete.
I volunteered to be the Project Director, organize the work force, and convinced Cisco corporat
*my Hit-man Alias*RuprickPeople Iced:Twenty SixCar Bombs Planted:OneFavorite WeaponShankArms Broken:ElevenEyes Gouged:Twenty TwoTongues Cut Off:TwelveBiggest Enemy:Rusty RastelliGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME
Two Leprechauns(a little risque)
Two leprechauns have a bet. To settle their bet, they take it to a convent. Mother Suprior answers the door, and says "Oh my goodness! Its a leprechaun!"
The firt Leprechaun replies, "Take it easy sister, I only wanna ask you a qustion. Are there any nuns in your convent that are my size?"
"No, little man, there is no nuns in my convent that are your size."
"Alright then. Are there any nuns in all of Ireland, that are my size?"
"No, little man, there are no nuns in all of Ireland that are your size."
"Alright then. One more question: Are there any nuns in all of the world, that are my size?"
"No, little man, I am quite sure there are no nuns in all of the world that are your size!"
How To Lick Pu$$y95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like......
now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is..
lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your
Cat Humping The Dogto the person who rated this photo nsfw. go fuck yourself. don't like the picture don't come visit me.
A Tale Of Two BunniesThe story behind 'fuzzy bunny':
This story is actually about a fluffy bunny but when I named myself on CT I improperly used fuzzy and decided to just leave it.
I have a house in Michigan that my business partner and I are fixing up and renting out. I used to work with him at Coachmen RV and sometimes my 'plumber's crack' would present itself. He would always tease me about it, and when I would appologize he'd tell me he thought it was cute.
I was up working in my house in MI one day and was sitting on my knees working on the second floor. I felt a draft in said plumber's crack, and the way it worked out there was the bathroom mirror positioned next to me making it possible for me to witness this glorious sight first hand. I got such a kick out of it I went to tell him. He said, "I told you it was cute, didn't I?" and I responded, "it's not as cute as a fluffy bunny, but yeah, it's cute."
Therefore, lacking a better idea for a name, I erroneously deemed myself fuzzy b
Thanks To All My Friends!!!I took 3rd place in the "Couple Contest" Thanks to everyone that helped out. You guys rock!! Have a great weekend, Much love! Take care, xoxoxox Jen
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It Leaked, And I Got ItWell, Joe stayed up all night waiting for the Tempest to leak. He came to bed for about two hours tho. When I woke up to go pee, he asked me get up and listen to it with him, I agreed with no force lol. And lets just say I wasn't appropriately dressed.
But yeah we listened to it. ITS FUCKING FRESH AS FUCK!!!.
This Is All You Get Unless You Ask.
Track Names:
01-The Sky Is Falling
02-Ride The Tempest
03-Alley Rat
04-Haunted Bumps (all the ones they already released were the best ones)
05-Growing Again (one of my favs)
06-Hum Drum Boogie (yeah sick fucking song)
07-I Do This ( like the new homies)
08-What About Now
09-Watch My Car (another fav)
10-News At 6 O'Clock ( fucking fresh to the max)
11-The Tower
12-The Party (i already explained)
13-Bitch I Lied ( fucking great)
14-Play My Song (you rock assholes haha good song)
15-Mexico City (not a bad song at all)
16-If I Was A Serial Killer ( I FUCKING LOVE IT)
So yeah... Even if I didn't write something for every
And It ContinuesIF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SOMEONE LETS SAY AN EX...WHY WOULD YOU BE SO CHILDISH AS TO RATE PHOTOS A 1...IF YOU HATE ME SO MUCH...STAY OFF MY PAGE!!!!
Bullshit And PoemsBroken Arms
Pollitcal penitration.
Unjust in every cause.
Violence outstanding.
Another way to keep the black and blue on the blue coller.
Carrie on keeping the war machine turning freely.
We are the greese in the gears.
From the sattilite transmission we get the filterd truths.
Hammers crash, triggers pulled someones child falls.
With all this travisties the people are told to keep the faith and pride in the system fucked.
Left wing Right wing this is all flying way out of control.
Theres not right nor wrong just the burning debris.
Insurrection, a word never used.
Rebelion is but a fantasy of the past.
Unjust in every way.
I.R.M. 03/09/07
Stomach Pains and Ant-Acid
Waking dreams a wastful thought of what was just an empulse.
Mixing nural chemical induction pushing me off the edge.
And as I open my weary eyes I see things I wish not there.
I feel the creeping.
I feel the cold over my clamy skin.
Once again I feel lost in my own twiste
El Boricua!El Boricua no saluda, te dice wepa.
El Boricua no se emborracha, se ajuma.
El Boricua no es mentiroso, es un paquetero.
El Boricua no es un metiche, si no un sobrao.
El Boricua no te mira, te liga.
El Boricua no tiene amigos, tiene panas.
El Boricua no tiene novio(a) tiene jevos(a).
El Boricua no se va a una fiesta, se va a un party.
El Boricua no caga, hecha una criolla.
El Boricua no se cae, se da un cantaso o se revienta.
El Boricua no está enamorado(a), está enchulado(a).
El Boricua no te espera, te da un break.
El Boricua no besa, si no te grajea.
El Boricua no se molesta, se ajita o se encojona.
El Boricua no te golpea, solo te suena.
El Boricua no molesta, solo jode o fastidia.
El Boricua no se rie, si no se mea de la risa.
El Boricua no va corriendo, va juyendo.
El Boricua no come, se jarta.
El Boricua no pide que lo lleven, pide pon.
El Boricua no se baña, se las apunta.
E l Boricua no está muerto de hambre, está esmayao.
El Boricua n
Native WomanNative Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they
think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Native Women come in all shapes, and sizes.
They'll walk, run or ride on horse back far just
to be with you, that
Regular Friends Vs Puerto Rican FriendsREGULAR FRIENDS vs. PUERTO RICAN FRIENDS...
REGULAR FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
PUERTO RICAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have food.
REGULAR FRIENDS: Will say "hello."
PUERTO RICAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
REGULAR FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
PUERTO RICAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mami and papi and say "bendicion" when they see them.
REGULAR FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
PUERTO RICAN FRIENDS: Cry with you and know why you are crying without you saying a word.
REGULAR FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
PUERTO RICAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together, then they help you clean up.
REGULAR FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
PUERTO RICAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
REGULAR FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
PUERTO RICAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
REGULAR FRIENDS: Will leave yo
Sex Interview...ladies...if U Would1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with?
2. Do they know it?
3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friend’s list?
4. Do you like making love or having hott sex?
5. Have your ever had a 3 some?
6. What is your favorite position?
7. Do you want to have sex with the person who posted this?
8. Give or receive oral?
9. Kinky or sneaky?
10. Loud or quiet?
11. Ruff of soft?
12. Foreplay or not?
13. Do you like to bite or be bitten?
14. Spank or be spanked?
15. Condoms or not?
16. Masturbate or not?
17. Role-playing or not?
18. Are you brave enough to re-post this?
30 Things I Learned From Porn30 things I learned from porn 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy cummers. 11. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!) 16. Double pen
Grandpa Dick's SurgeryAll went fine and he is resting.
Thanks for all your thoughts and prayers and to those who asked how he was. :)
What I Believeto see the future would put me in awe
i know to see what i have done can be a doom
to know what i have become
what i am about
sure would be a site
i hope my future lays among the heavens
lighting the world
freeing my soul
i know i cant be a part of such a grand design
i lay on the ground gazing at the stars
wishing
hoping
i know i cant ever have what i desire
but i always have
what i believe
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Survey For Fun.1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
ALL THE TIME AND ANYTIME LOL.
2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
the Right side is perferred.
3. Who was the last person you slept with?
A girl.
4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
lol yes, i swallowed my chewing tobacco on acciednt.
5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?
right
6. Candles or Incense?
Incense around the house. Candles for when your setting a mood, the lighting is perfect. ;-}
7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
ALWAYS
8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
YES
9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Kinda, I was stripping at my old job and this girl tucked a few bucks in my boxers. I was wearing a plastic firemans hat that said chief, thus my nickname.
10. Stove top cooking or microwave?
I love to cook. But Microwave is easier.
11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
CAR
12. Shower o
My ThirstMy Thirst
As I lay in bed, trying to sleep
She sneaks into bed with me, with nary a peep
She never tries touching me but her intentions are clear
It's to whisper to me about whiskey, wine, vodka, and beer
" Wake up my love it's already 4:20."
" I'm running on empty and you have slept plenty."
" I have a surprise for you, if you even care."
" I invited all your friends over, they're waiting downstairs."
I followed her warily, cause something's not right
Why would my friends be here in the middle of the night?
As we walk into the kitchen I let out a cry
" You were telling the truth! You did not lie!"
Sitting on the table were 24 brothers
They were having a party, a party like no other
" Where da fuck you been nigga?!?!" Bud One tried to scold
" We've been sitting here for hours, we're no longer cold!"
I didn't even reply for there was really no need
I just cracked open his skull, consuming his soul with greed
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Yesyes my boy james is coming home soon and i am throwing a bachlors party and then we are goignto hawaii for his wedding hell i cnat wait till the day comes i get married there hell this is goignto be a once in a life time chance to go there before i go in the army i cant wait fo rthat either i am stoked about that
Woo!Woo I am on Play Like A Girl Sports!
Check out my profile!
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Volunteer FirefighterAs the pager goes off and the call comes in
I wonder what we will have or where we will be going
Who will be there and what will we find
Will today be the day I find a friend or a loved one dying
The call comes in and I have to get dressed
I run on the door, into my vehicle and down the road I get going
Now that the call is in I know I will be missed
The dinner he had planned but this is what I do
The call is over and I come home
He is sitting on the couch next to the phone
I give him a kiss and tell him it was bad
But most of all I tell him I wouldnt look back
The one so close and dear to me
Now realizes this is not an abnormal thing
To leave in the most difficult times
Or even miss a wonderful time with my man
Charity Dawn Wooten
Copyright ©2007 Charity Dawn Wooten
How Much Lust Do You Have?Your Lust Quotient: 96%
Your lust is totally out of control. You definitely have let your animal instincts take over.
And while your unbridled desire is attractive to some, most people see you as a bit of a freak!
How Much Lust Do You Have?
The Fine Art Of Making It Out Alive.Kiss me on the forehead, angel, before I go to sleep. I can't remember if it's Thursday or December. I've been keeping track of days by counting hangovers and bottles on my floor. My mangled memory is making me mistake misfortune for forgiveness. I don't think I'll make it out alive. So promise me that you'll survive to bury me. Just empty all the alcohol and chronicle the chemicals, but don't forget the cigarettes. Remember every ember. Alright, I admit that past few months were broken and abused. Now I'm used to the bleeding and unspoken words that kept me so confused. Maybe we can get past these addictions, but the bodies piling up are a whole other story unless your stomach's strong enough. Hell, maybe we can just pretend that this recovery, won't depend on moderation and in the end the same routine won't leave me dead. Just empty all the alcohol...or baby, we're dead. Tomorrow we'll wake up in time to stop this double suicide through kisses laced with cyanide and one last look thr
MousetrapA mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?" the mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a . Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning : There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse , I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it." The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers." The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house!There is a mousetrap in the house!" The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose." So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and
I'm FreeDon't grieve for me, for now I'm free,
I'm following the path God laid for me.
I took His hand when i heard him call
I turned my back and left it all.
I could not stay another day
To laugh, to love, to work or play,
Tasks left undone must stay that way.
I found that place at the close of day.
If my parting has left a void
Then fill it with remembered joy
A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss
Ah yes, these things I too will miss.
Be not burdened with times of sorrow.
I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow.
My life's been full, I savored much.
Good friends, good times, a loved one's touch.
Perhaps my time seemed all too brief,
Don't lengthen it now with undue grief.
Lift up your hearts and share with me
God wanted me now. He set me free.
Grandpa we will never forget you and miss you lots and love you lots. 1925-2006
Dj'ing In 2 Hours...Wow...my internet radio debut is in two hours. I can't believe it already. I just hope it goes smoothly. If my first five minutes go well, I think I'll be fine. I got a rockin' set ready so it's a matter of waiting until 8pm ET/5pm PT.
Not A Moment To SoonNot a Moment to Soon
The cool air took my breath away, as I paced nervously, waiting for Bryan to meet me a store near the St. Louis arch, in the parking lot. We had been talking for about 6 months online, and had decided it was time to meet. So we set up a rendezvous at a public place. My stomach fluttered nervously as I noticed a taxi cab approaching. I wiped my sweaty palms on my jean jacket, took a deep breath and watched the man getting out the cab. He stared at me for a minute before walking toward me. My heart pounded in my chest, I could feel myself shaking...
I said, "Is that you, Bryan?"
He said, "Yes, I can't believe your really here. I didn't think you would show up." He held out his arms and said "I have waited all this time to meet you, do I get a hug?" I smiled and stepped close to him. He wrapped his arms around me. I heard him take a deep breath. "You smell so good," he said. I looked up into his twinkling, hazel eyes, and time seemed to stand still. I tri
SubmissionSubmission
To Submit: ...to overcome resistance to direction and yield one(self) to the will of another
Submission is an action of personal strength. To overcome internal resistance the submissive must control their desire or need to maintain personal control in the creation and delivery of all personal decisions. They must overcome the need to express or deliver their personal judgment as the basis for creating, directing and taking self action. They must overcome their desire to ACT defensively through CHALLENGE and directed conflict when exposed to the direction of another. As part of this process they must also submerge their ego to allow them to follow or accept direction from another without fear of loss of face, status or worth.
To yield is to 'reward' through the offering of the inner self to the direction or will of another. This 'gift' is the non-resistance or need of conflict TO direction and external control.
Resistance is usually based on FEAR of loss.
What Is Your Lust Quotient?Your Lust Quotient: 80%
You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you!
You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do.How Much Lust Do You Have?
Random Tv Show Theme SongJust sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligans Isle.
So this is the talel of the castways,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.
The first mate and the Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In the tropic island nest.
No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
L
Famous Last Wordssome material from days gone by, gaming...
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
"Of course its evil, kill it!"
"It can't talk to us like that!"
"What do you mean, how many hit points do I have?"
"Was that thunder, or were you rolling damage?"
"No really. I can do this."
"Okay, if I max out this round and win initiative next round, maybe..."
"I open the coffin...SLOWLY."
"Boost me up."
"You mean it was a GOOD dragon?"
"I'll steal the 20+ level mage's pouch."
"What the hell, there's six of us and only 5 type VI demons."
"A wish? Okay, genie, make me a ham sandwich."
"Hey, all I need is a two or better to save vs. poison."
"YO! Grendel! Your momma wears combat boots!"
"I dunno what a tarrasque is, but it can't be TOO tough."
"What do you mean, the dragon wakes up?"
"Wait! What's deathspell do?"
"Go ahead and drink it."
"I'll never surrender."
"It was a joke."
"Hey guys, where are you?"
"I mix the potions and drink."
Random Thoughts1. Peace of mind is hard to find untill you stop looking for it.
2.Broken homes contribute greatly to the breakdown of society.
3.The ability to adapt is a trait of survival. To conform is giving in and following a trend that is breed on fear.
4.The need for man to have a answear for all creation and an explanation for all actions is just his insecurity that quite possibly we really are alone in this world.
5.I have found that as you become older the amount of time that you have been friends with someone begins to have great value to you, more than ever before. No matter what past or present circumstances the friendship has had.
6.Karma isn't without a sense of humor. Becarefull what you ask for.
7.Racism is a waste of hate. When it comes right down to it the only color people care about is green.
8.To truely be yourself there must be a point in your young adult life when you challenge everything you have been taught by your parents and form your own belief syste
Public Sexual IntoxicationPublic Sexual Intoxication
We meet at the crowded bar for a after work drink to unwind. We couldn't stop looking at each other and touching the other. We felt that we had known each other for ever, yet it was just a single second of eternity. Saying goodbyes to our friends we quickly leave.
You said to me "I thought we would never be alone" and I agreed with you. I wanted to know you, all of you. We staggered to the truck drunk with the need for each other.
You opened the door for me and as I was climbing up into the truck my skirt rose up high on my leg and you bent down and started leaving a fiery trail of hot kisses up my thigh. You pushed my skirt up around my waist and pulled my panties off. You just couldn't wait you needed to taste me right there in the parking lot. You licked my clit gently and rolled it across your tongue as I moaned out your name and twined my fingers in your hair to pull you even closer. You slowly licked the outer lips of my pussy and nearly dro
Friendship As Defined By WebsterFriendship as defined by Webster
Websters online Dictionary
Friend
Noun
1. A person you know well and regard with affection and trust; "he was my best friend at the university".
2. An associate who provides assistance; "he's a good ally in fight"; "they were friends of the workers".
3. A person with whom you are acquainted; "I have trouble remembering the names of all my acquaintances"; "we are friends of the family".
4. A person who backs a politician or a team etc.; "all their supporters came out for the game"; "they are friends of the library".
5. A member of the Religious Society of Friends founded by George Fox (the Friends have never called themselves Quakers).
Date "friend" was first used in popular English literature: sometime before 1010. (references)
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Friendship is a term used to denote co-operative and supportive behaviour b
Pure EmotionPure Emotion
(by lostnhvn)
The tension in the room was thick as wood. I stood there hoping that you wouldn't believe the horrible things I had just said to you. How could I be so cruel. My heart told me to reach out and grab you, hold you in my arms, and tell you that I was sorry. My pride, on the other hand, wanted you to hurt the way I did. We never fought like this. Why was tonight so different?
You turned to me and with an icy cold tone, you said "I'm going out for a while. I think we need to be apart for a bit to cool off." With that, you were out the door.
I stood there in disbelief. You've never left because of a fight. My body began to tremble, and I could feel the hot wetness in my eyes. The sobs overcame me and I slumped down in defeat of my emotions. I wondered where you were going, and when you'd be back. I wondered what we would say to each other when you returned. Maybe you were right. Maybe I was. It didn't really matter who was right or who was wrong. It rea
Carson Daly Show.So April 9th, I am going to the Carson Daly show - free tickets for an audience member!
YIPEE!
Kurt Russell is going to be the guest star. AMAZING guy/actor.
Resposibilies Of Being A SubmissiveSpend adequate time exploring yourself, your needs and desires.
Educate yourself - make the most of the resources that are available, but don't believe everything you hear or read. Trust reputable sources, but make your own mind up about what is the truth.
Learn what your needs, desires and goal are; define them adequately. Make a list.
Learn the difference between what you need and what you desire. Sometimes you cannot have both.
Learn and understand your limitations, in depth.
Learn the safety issues of all areas of your interest. Protect yourself adequately.
Remember you have the right to "ask".
Remember common sense, and use it.
Remember the choice to submit is not a sign of weakness it is an adult choice.
Be aware of the difference between safe, sane and consensual BDSM and abuse. Do not suffer abuse from anyone. If it is not consensual on behalf of both parties part it is abuse.
Learn how to negotiate. Don't be afraid to ask, question and commu
Submissive Do's And Don'tsWhile this page is primarily intended for guiding a submissive or
a slave in their "online conduct" or "behavior", you'll find quite a few
of these things can actually carry over into real life.
Whether you are a slave or a submissive, you'll always be expected
to show courtesy and respect to anyone that you encounter
online, especially if you find yourself in the company of, or
talking to a Dominant. Remember, if you embarrass yourself,
you also embarrass your Dominant. The quickest way to find a
novice sub is to watch for the lack of respect she shows to a
Dominant in a chat room. A submissive or slave may not like a
Dominant she comes across while she's chatting, but that is still
no reason not to be courteous and respectful. And yes, it goes
without saying, as a submissive or slave you are also due
appropriate respect from anyone else you come across,
incl
Vid Of My HomeDEVON AND CORNWALL... photos I took.. :) and music by the Corrs.. my daughters and I played this in the car everytime we went to the beach singing away :)..
Fucking NinjasOh I have made it quite clear that I am not afraid of them. So far I have posted two blogs about them, this will be my third. I will not be intimidated by them. Once again they have tried to mess with me, and once again I will stand alone against them.
As I have said before, there really is no mission for the modern day Ninja, so they must find a way to hone their skills. And I have figured out how they do it. They sneak into you place and hide your keys. They leave no evidence of their presence, but I know it is them. And now they have struck again.
Last week I decided to go for a ride on my mountain bike, since I am riding near the wire, I pack my pistol in my camelback. (better to have it an not need it than need it and not have it) I took my Beretta out of my holster and put an extra mag in the mp3 pocket they have. Everything was cool. Until I got back, I put the camelback on my bed as I changed and pulled the pistol out to put directly on my paddle holster. The extra clip
Ladies Suductive Look ContestTheRH@ CherryTAP
Current Contestants.
Current Standings Updated After 10PM CST
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Current Votes-1011
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Current Votes-317
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Current Votes-3512
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Winner will be determined by comments and ratings. Voters and Contestants can vote.
Starts Friday the 16th at 10:00 PM CST
Ends Friday the 30th 10:00 PM CST
There will be a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winner.
All gifts will be a total of cherry bucks.
1st place- 10,000
2nd place- 5,000
3rd place- 1,000
RH
Tribute ~ Jammin To Pennywise ~ Bro HymnThis is a classic song, by a great punk band.
It's also the Silent Knight 'Theme' song.
To our best friends,
Present past & beyond
Even though they weren't with us too long
Your life is the most precious thing that we could lose
While you were here the fun was neverending
Laugh a minute, only the beginning
Jason (my brother)... Matthew... Thirsk,
This one's for you!
Ever get the feeling you can't go on?
Just remember whose side it is that you're on
You've got friends with you till the end!
If you're ever in a tough situation
We'll be there with no hesitation
Brotherhood's one rule that cannot bend
When you're feeling too close to the bottom
You know who it is you can count on
Someone will pick you up again
We can conquer anything together
All of us are bonded forever
If you die I die that's the way it is!
Forming A Solid D/s RelationshipForming A Solid D/s Relationship
by
jade
The ultimate goal for a submissive is to meet the dominant of their dreams and form a relationship that is mutually beneficial and satisfying. Accomplishing this is not always easy and it requires some work and a lot of patience. There are several major pitfalls encountered in this task. Here are a few and some help in avoiding them.
* Rushing into a relationship before the proper foundation has been laid.
* Not being prepared for this type of commitment and knowing your limits.
* Lacking communication skills in expressing needs and desires in the relationship.
* Failure to map out a clear list of expectations and obligations within the relationship.
* Expecting too much too soon.
Being in a hurry has probably brought on more heartaches than any single thing we hear about when discussing failed relationships. Those submissive urges can be very strong and sometimes overpower common sense unless you really keep things from getting o
Submissive Owner's ManualSubmissive Owner's Manual
I need to feel safe. Before I can begin to open my submissive nature to You I need to feel safe and have reason to trust You. To let down my walls and give You control of my will may take time and testing before I feel safe enough to permit either of us to go beyond the initial stages of our relationship. Even after I've given myself to You fully, I need to be reminded I am safe with You. I may like to feel the thrill and excitement of fear and the unknown, but I need to be sure no matter how You stimulate those emotions during an intense scene or situation, I will remain safe in Your care.
I need to know You accept me for all I am. I will be many things to You as our relationship grows and I need to know You accept me as a person during each transition along the way. I need to know You accept me as a friend, lover, companion, and Your submissive but also accept me as parent, child, employee, community member or other roles I fill in my obligations to fa
For You MasterFor You Master
To see the sparkle in Your eyes
And feel the warmth of Your touch,
You have me under Your spell of love
With You I have grown so much.
You are my Master, lover, friend, and confidant
And I have given myself to You completely,
I know that all my tests of will,
Sometimes cannot be handled sweetly.
I hope that You never give up on me,
For without You I cannot live.
My dream is to travel life's path with You
And learn all You have to give.
In good times and in sad times
I hope that You will always know,
You keep me going day to day
In all You do and show.
You are the air I breathe,
And the very beat of my heart,
With You I see so many new things,
Even when we are apart.
You have so much to offer
You are such a compassionate man,
Strength and honor are Your name,
With kindness and patience going hand in hand.
Master, please know how much I love You
As I know how much You love me,
With your guidance and protection,
I want to be the bes
Yet The Bullshit Starts AgainI know why I havent been on CT much..it's the stupid ass rules they are having..WE are suppose to be adults..then someone flags a lot of My pics..NSFW...
Some had been there for over two months.......
IF you DON'T like My pics stay the FUCK off My profile.....
LOOKS like I'm leaving again for a while..
I guess someone with flag this blog NSFW........
Its Hard To Rhyme A Word Like VaginaThree honor students in Cross River, N.Y., were suspended from their high school for saying the word "vagina" during a dramatic reading of "The Vagina Monologues." The students, Megan Reback, Elan Stahl, and Hannah Levinson, included the word because "It was not crude and it was not inappropriate," Megan told the New York Times. Officials at John Jay high school felt differently.
Ten Signs That Show When Im Nervous.. LolTen things I do when I'm nervous:
1. get clumsy, trip, or stumble.. lol
2. try and keep the conversation going so there's no empty silences and discomfort..
3. Blush easily
4. laugh alot
5. cross my legs and my foot rocks back and forth. lol till someone holds my leg from their annoyance.
6. pull out my lipsal and look for a mirror so I'm presentable. haha
7. I spill out all my words really quickly so they end up not making sense at all. lmao then I'll laugh and start over. ;)-
8. Or when Im really nervous... I'll hold my hand out in front of me to see if its shaking at all.. THEN I'll judge if its shaking alot,, Im really nervous. haha just a little, then Im doing not bad!
9. I'll think of normal things.. anything other than the present. --something i look forwrd to
10. last but not least.. i'll put on more lipsal.
;)-
Heads-up...I'm off the 'tap for...
who knows how long.
leave me a message on my SnapVine box.
I'll actually be able to check it ;]
also, keep an eye on your own.
especially if your name is Matt, Talia, Courtney, or even Trixy or Poison.
'cause I've got your numbers.
hee hee hee hee...
yeah, I might go work at an Arby's.
I need a job.
I need some money.
and I need to get off this library computer,
because my time is up. haha.
one♥love
MJ
one good thing about music
when it hits
you feel no pain
People Must Really Like Me!!!I was volunteer for another contest!!! So if you don't have anything to do, just follow this link and rop a few comments!!! thank you in advance to all my great friends, Carlos
Sad/dark PoetryScreeming In Silence
the torrid waves of disparity with in my heart n soul
beckons me into the mire of the darkness
that taunts my inner being deeper then anyone can know
torn from the sanctuary of the love You once shown
trapped in Your complacency with no where else to go
reaching out for help as a beggar to a thief
smashed with neglect beyond my minds eye could never see
drowning with in an abyss that never exist
barren as a deserts sea
lost & tossed aside
look what You have done to me
encompassed in emptiness
left in the dark & cold
no more hope for compassion
screaming in silence with in my heart & soul
_____________________________________________
Copyright ©2007 David Joseph Canfield
Dont ForgetNo 1 against me shall prosper,,,, Everytime they rise against me, judgement thou shall condemn, for this is the heritage of the lord and the rightous is of me........
Never Buy It!Even when you're short of money and thinking "what the f**k! it's only for school!"... Now i have almost my final draft of my masters disertation, a lot of pics and vids from my last trip, and without any advice, one night it simply did not turn on! And everything is lost!
I take the machine to this specialized compouter stuff mall and almost every technician, after i explained the situation and they asked me to took the lap top out of its bag, said without hesiation: "Ooooh, M2000, no it's worthless, you can throw it to the garbage, sorry"
So i did, and now a i have a new one (and US$ 1400 less on my bank account), and i'm back to check what has happened to your lifes, my friends.
I hope to see all of you soon! and remeber, never buy that specific lap top model!! it will break the very next day the guaranty expires!
To Let Go~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To Let Go
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To let go
doesn't mean to stop caring;
it means I can't do it for someone else.
To let go
is not to enable
but to allow learning from natural consequences.
To let go
is to admit powerlessness,
which means the outcome is not in my hands.
To let go
is not to try to change or blame another;
I can change only myself.
To let go
is not to care for,
but to care about.
To let go
is not to fix,
but to be supportive.
To let go
is not to judge,
but to allow another to be a human being.
To let go
is not to be in the middle arranging all the outcomes;
but to allow others to affect their own outcomes.
To let go
is not to be protective;
it is to permit another to face reality.
To let go
is not to deny,
but to accept.
To let go
is not to adjust to everything to my desires;
but to take eac
Mumm Bullying -- Ugghghghghhhh....Irishfly(Somebody BLAST ME!)@ CherryTAP wrote a blog posting today entitled, Mumm, wherein he apologized for reposting a Mumm on the same subject matter that had already been done (supposedly).
My response to his blog posting was:
"I bet it was one person in particular who had said that. Pay them no mind. There are a group of folks who are on the Mumms and think that they are kings and queens and everyone should comply to them to have a feeding ground for communication rather than being actual respondents to the Mumms written. It is unfortunate because they take away the spirit of the Mumms and ruin it such that only a few gain any pleasure for writing the Mumms.
There. I said it....
I feel better.... :D
Seriously. Pay them no mind...."
(((HUGS)))
Kat
It is a shame that some folks find their jollies by bullying others. Have you ever tried posting a Mumm??? I am not one that gives in to their antics too much when I do post my Mumms, but it is discouraging whe
Not A Good WeekI found out a few days ago a friend commited suicide or possibly was murdered, the cops havent figured it out yet at any rate. I know people have left me rates and comments, I will get back to you. I'm not ignoring you or trying to be rude. I'm kinda messed up right now and having a hard time with everything that is in my life right now. I fall into very deep depressions and sometimes it lasts for months and I just shut the world out. When i feel like this it's very hard for me to get out of it. I havent forgotten you so please dont think I'm ignoring you. Hope who ever reads this has a great weekend!!!
Scott
Prejudice And DescriminationOkay, now try to follow me alright? I'll be as precise as possible, but i can't guarentee I'll be able to stay on one subject for very long. Alright, Here goes:
Why are most people so stereotypical? I mean, only a small amount of people will not judge others by the way they look, or by the way they talk, their culture.....i mean anything.When most people look at a pretty girl (such as myself), they think (if it's a guy) 'Wow she's hott!!!!! or sexy!!!' (or a girl) 'Wow he's Cu-uute!!' (or watever way you swing). I just wish most people would take the time to actually get to know that person and not instantlt judge them.
Anyway im gonna have moer on this later because i've got to go!!!!!
Well TTFN (tata for now!!!)
xoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
-Jess
LeprechaunYour Leprechaun Name Is:
Moneybags McNugget
What's Your Leprechaun Name?
Sex Is Good For YouSex is good for you
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 387 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 22 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 192 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 112 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 178 Calories
69 standing up......................
Stalk MeStalk me
Take me
Break me in
Love me
Fuck me
Hold me again
Drop me
Walk on me
Leave me behind
Treat me like I was a moment in time
Stalk me
Take me
Break me in
Love me
Fuck me
Hold me again
Drop me
Walk on me
Do it all again
Over and over
I play this game
I smile
I cry
Until I die
Love is what it is
We play so well
You like it
I like it
That’s why we do
Stalk me
Take me
Break me in
Love me
Fuck me
Hold me again
Walk on me
Leave me behind
I’m just one moment in time
Are You SpoiledYou Are 0% Spoiled
You are definitely not spoiled. You've worked hard for what you have.
Down to earth and grounded, you don't need a lot to make you happy.Are You Spoiled?
Old Jokes New Twists1
Knock, knock
who's there ?
your mothers a whore!
2
How many pollocks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one... there not retarded.. you raciest fuck.
3
A man needs a place to stay for the night. He goes to this farm house and the farmer says,"you can stay at place but I have these three holes in the hall don't put your dick in um".
The man says,"why not"?
The farmer says," Cuz it's a hole in a wall; you sick bastard".
Home AgainI'm home again. Hopefully I'll be here for a while.
Wowso yesterday was my sons third birthday but i was calling it the 3 yr anniversary of the day i became a mom . i know lame huh. but man 3 years has gone by so fast. i remember him being a aby and now he is going to school and learning how to read and talking up a storm. he is so funny though he always cracks me up. i can sit there and laugh for no reason and he will just start busting up laughing with me. he is such a character too. he loves action movies. most of my friends tell me i should put him in acting but i think when he is a lil older i will let him decide. well sorry i was on a rant about my son.
oh another thing we are still going to be moving soon just not to sure where yet. wish my family luck.
ok i better get back to work leave me comments all and lots of love and i will return the favor muahzzzzzzzzzzz to you all
Great WordsFriends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry? Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart. Send this to all the people that are really your friend including the person that sent this to you. If you get five back that makes you a true friend!
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold yo
Err...mixed InspirationsMy heart fell in love with you
I let it go and you have it now
Your eyes told me the truth
You’d love me for life or longer
Why didn’t I see it from go
I got lost on my way
To the end of our life together
I didn’t know it was easier to just give
Baby you have my heart
I fell in love with you
After only just a lil bit
I got scared and pulled back
I let go just before you left
You walked away with my heart
Boy bring it back to me
I need it back
I found a new
He deserves what I gave to you
You didn’t want it
But you took it anyway
It’s all good
Because I see what I need
You won’t come back
I don’t need you back
Please bring me my heart
Give it back
In love for me
And not hate
I’ll let go
I’ll walk away
Just see me
He wants me
He loves me
I want to give him me
I want to have my happy
give me what is mine
Walk away
I won’t follow behind
I loved you from go
I love you still now
You have my heart
Just leave it behind
Just leave me behind
Irish CoffeeAn Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his
help in reviving her husband's libido
"What about trying Viagra"? asks the doctor.
"Not a chance , " she said . "He won't even take an aspirin . "
"Not a problem , " replied the doctor . "Give him an "Irish Viagra .
It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee . He won't even taste
it Give
U Fuckin Heartless Pieces Of Shiti reposted a bulletin of a friend whoe's mom is very ill and no fuckin body bothered to even read it yet ct marrige fat sonny every reads that shit assholes
just a note to let yall know ill be off line a bit, ive been at the hospital since wed with my mom she is paralyzed from the neck down and we dont know why as of yet. today she is able to move a lil bit but cant stay awake and cant raise her legs or anything. there is signs she is tryin to but nothing is happening as it should. the docs have no answers as of yet, even after tons n tons of test being done they have no clue. physical therapy starts today so we are hopin they can get her body responding again. ill be on when i can, if u pray please do for my mom. ive been there this whole time lifting, turning, feeding, bathin, prayin, beggin for her to get better. i cant loose her to. ive lost my dad, brother, hby, uncle, daddy gene, she is whats left. time to go back, my youngest brother has been stayin during the day so i can
Bonnie And ClydeYou've read the story of Jesse James--
Of how he lived and died;
If you're still in need
Of something to read
Here's the story of Bonnie and Clyde.
Now Bonnie and Clyde are the Barrow gang.
I'm sure you all have read
How they rob and steal
And those who squeal
Are usually found dying or dead.
There's lots of untruths to these write-ups;
They're not so ruthless as that;
Their nature is raw;
They hate the law--
The stool pigeons, spotters, and rats.
They call them cold-blooded killers;
They say they are heartless and mean;
But I say this with pride,
That I once knew Clyde
When he was honest and upright and clean.
But the laws fooled around,
Kept taking him down
And locking him up in a cell,
Till he said to me,
"I'll never be free,
So I'll meet a few of them in hell."
The road was so dimly lighted;
There were no highway signs to guide;
But they made up their minds
If all roads were blind,
They wouldn't give up till they died.
The road gets dimmer
MummJust wanted to address y'all on recent mumm. I wanted to apologize for the recent Van Halen Mumm I did. I did not realize someone did something recently on it, nor have I read it. I posted this one for my OWN curiosity. So, I apologize for you seeing something simular. However, lets not wear our ass as a hat about it either gang.
#3 Phantom Friday Night Theater - Angel Of MusicWelcome to Phantom Friday Theater
PHANTOM'S VOICE
Bravi, bravi, bravissimi . . .
(CHRISTINE is bewildered by the voice. MEG,
following, has not heard it. CHRISTINE turns in
surprise, and is relieved to see her)
MEG
Christine, Christine
Where in the world have you been hiding?
Really, you were perfect!
I only wish I knew your secret!
Who is your great tutor?
CHRISTINE (abstracted, entering the dressing room)
Father once spoke of an angel . . .
I used to dream he'd appear . . .
Now as I sing, I can sense him . . .
And I know he's here . . .
(trance-like)
Here in this room he calls me softly . . .
somewhere inside . . . hiding . . .
Somehow I know he's always with me . . .
he - the unseen genius . . .
MEG (uneasily)
Christine, you must have been dreaming . . .
stories like this can't come true . . .
Christine, you're talking in riddles . . .
and it's not like you . . .
CHRISTINE (not hearing her, ecstatic)
Angel of Music! Guide and
Captian KangarooCaptain Kangaroo passed away on January 23, 2004 at age 76, which is odd, because he always looked to be 76. (DOB: 6/27/27.) His death reminded me of the following story.
Some people have been a bit offended that the actor, Lee Marvin, is buried in a grave alongside 3 and 4 star generals at Arlington National Cemetery. His marker gives his name, rank (PVT) and service (USMC). Nothing else. Here’s a guy who was only a famous movie star who served his time, why the heck does he rate burial with these guys? Well, following is the amazing answer:
I always liked Lee Marvin, but didn't know the extent of his Corps experiences.
In a time when many Hollywood stars served their country in the armed forces often in rear echelon posts where they were carefully protected, only to be trotted out to perform for the cameras in war bond promotions,
Lee Marvin was a genuine hero. He won the Navy Cross at Iwo Jima. There is only one higher Naval award... the Medal Of Honor.
If that is a s
Its MeTo anyone who cares...
I posted 2 pics of me in my folder called "my tats and me"
feel free to look
XOXOXOXO
Now The Pain Comesok everyone i'm in alot of pain now this morning i was just fine and now the pains so bad i wanna cry my whole body feels like it's being crushed by a 500lb man with 100 lb sack of potatoes god i need some help something for the pain to go away and to think i'm still going into work tonight maybe i shoulda just took the day off oh well to late now
HELP!!!!!
Taking Some Time Offdear friends and the rest ,
ah well in the last last six weeks ive traveled from miami to north west most washingtonfrom east to west north to south and all i can say is god what a country we live in!!!
from beutiful mountains to beaches!! i know why people tavel in those dreaded irratting slow moving motor homes now lol!!!well all is good here hope to get back to all my friends soon got to get back to mama says ive been gone to long to keep playing on this computer thing lol will update more photos soon fromm my travels so yall can see things ive gotten to see to!1 well catch yall later.
World Rockin Saturday NightHere's Ya Button For Winamp...Tune In, Rock Out!!
Here's Ya Button To The NEW Microsite...Tune In, Rock Out!!
The Ugly ManA very good-looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat up every single woman who walks into the bar, without any luck. Suddenly a really ugly man, and I mean R-E-A-L-L-Y ugly man, walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he is surrounded by women. Very soon he walks out of the bar with the two of the most beautiful women in the place.
Disheartened by all this, the good-looking man asks the bartender, "Excuse me, but that really ugly man just came in here and left with those two stunning women. What's his secret? He's as ugly as sin and I'm everything a girl could want, but I haven't been able to connect all night. What's going on?"
"Well," said the bartender, "I don't know how he does it, but he does the same thing every night. He walks in, orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows."
Haha Wahooooo Love ItTHE TATTOO
There once was a couple of newlyweds named John and Wendy. John told his wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo! Wendy agreed and said that would be ok. John did not know what the tattoo should say or where he would put it. So Wendy said, "Well, if you REALLY loved me, you would get my name tattooed on your pecker."
John couldn't back out on that one, so he went to the tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done.
As John was on his way home from the tattoo parlor he saw a rest stop and decided he needed to stop and take a leak. He went to the restroom and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed, that when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible, were the W and the Y.
Suddenly, a big black gentleman steps into the urinal beside John and John accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice that he ALSO had the letters
5 Kinds Of Sex1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"
5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
AssholesWhy is it that some people have to be stupid, they have to rip others pics without permission, they have to rate people's pics a 1 and then block them?? I understand that is pretty bad, but then create another account to do the same thing??? I admit, I did so also in retaliation, rated his one pic a 1 and that was it, just to let him know that 2 can play at that game. Then he shouted me in the shoutbox that I'm a fuckin spic and some other shit and then grabbed MY pic and put it on his other account.
Here's his account:
Bitch Stomper@ CherryTAP
and here's the other account that he feels I'm special enough to steal my pic and put it up:
Spic Bitch who wants to be white@ CherryTAP
I dunno why he's so prejudice, and to me that doesn't matter. I am white btw, but it's all good because if I look spanish hell yeah!! What matters to me is that yet again, taking pics and posting them is NOT the cool thing to do, and just plain pisses me the fuck off... feel free to visit him
DepressedDepressed Again
It's been a bad day
I'm getting used to it now
another sad day
I'd cry but I dunno how
I'm drowning in thoughts
of how things used to be
my chest was shut tight
complete w/ purity
It's out in the open
should've kept to myself
I'll learn from mistakes
take my heart off the shelf
my soul has now fled
it's my body alone
and it's far too much hurt
for my heart to come home
I give it up now
there's no way to win
w/o you here
my world still spins
It's been a bad day
I'll try to let it not show
another sad day
and I'm just letting go....
Psycho Pick-up Lines* "Wanna swap meds?"
* "Can I buy you a spatula?"
* "Bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils?"
* "Your crawlspace or mine?"
* "You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters."
* "May I lick your forehead?"
* "Do you always wear your shoes over your socks? "
* "Smeep. Smeep. Smeep."
* "What's your favorite flavor of wood?"
* "You've stolen my heart, but thats okay because I have three more back home in the freezer!"
More NastiesTHE 10 MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN A WOMAN'S LIFE
10) The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
9) The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide."
8) The Hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown."
7) The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
6) The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
5) The Banker because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest."
4) The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."
3) The Mailman because he always delivers his package.
2) The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
1) The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots
This Is A Real Gross OneTHE GREAT DATE
These three women were roommates. One Friday night right after the semester started they all had all gone out on dates, and by chance all came home at about the same time.
The first one came in and said with a smug look on her face, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up."
The second one laughed at her and said, "No, no, that's nothing! You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your makeup all smeared."
The third one sat quiet with a blank stare on her face and didn't say a thing for a few minutes. Then she reached under her skirt, removed her panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck with a loud thud!
She said, "Now THAT'S a good date!!"
The Final InspectionTHE FINAL INSPECTION
The soldier stood and faced God,
Which must always come to pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining,
Just as brightly as his brass.
"Step forward now, you soldier,
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek?
To My Church have you been true?"
The soldier squared his shoulders and said,
"No, Lord, I guess I ain't.
Because those of us who carry guns,
Can't always be a saint.
I've had to work most Sundays,
And at times my talk was tough.
And sometimes I've been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.
But, I never took a penny,
That wasn't mine to keep...
Though I worked a lot of overtime,
When the bills got just too steep.
And I never passed a cry for help,
Though at times I shook with fear.
And sometimes, God, forgive me,
I've wept unmanly tears.
I know I don't deserve a place,
Among the people here.
They never wanted me around,
Except to calm their fears.
If you've a
I Feel Youthis life is getting harder,
things sure shot to hell,
everyday without you,
just one more day,
in my prison cell,
your the light I follow,
on this dark and lonely road,
always so cold and hollow,
I can't see the path ahead,
but I damn sure feel the pain,
of not having you here with me,
not having you to hold,
but your here safe inside of me,
you always hear more then the words,
I type upon the screen
you always see my soul,
I can feel the love we share,
I can feel you in my arms at night,
when I'm with you in my dreams
you are forever apart of me,
I Feel You....
I Feel YouBy 3 Doors DownBestAudioCodes.com
Whats Up?dont know to much about this blog stuff but im giveing it a crack.
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Ambulance....on Call Tonight In The Middle Of A Nor' Easter...Never fails...the only time we have a huge snowstorm and my partner and I are on call. The fricken snow builds up in front of the bay doors and we need to shovel it out. That's alot of fun at 3 a.m. LOL. The last time we had a blizzard, there were 2 guys at the barn and 3 females ( my partner and I being 2 of them). So in the morning, my partner and I got up went out to shovel, the other girl was making breakfast, one of the guys was vacumming and the other guy was sitting on his ass!! LOL. And my partner was an officer at the time...LOL now don't get me wrong, I' all for the EOE (LOL) but we were the duty crew and they were not, one would think they would help us out considering we went out that night to do a mutual aide call for the surronding town in which my Cheif lives.. for a diabetic whos BS was 14. Yes,I said 14. It was a lovely call!!! The guy had only one leg, there was 3 feet of snow and a very long ass driveway and we had to pull the strecher thru all that snow cuz
Disorder In The American CourtsThese are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. It's worth reading to the end!
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_____________________________________
HintsSubject: great hints!!!
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The
blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting the toilet
seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to
use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remembe
Eve's Side Of The StoryEve's side of the story
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied."The sunrises and sunsets are
breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, I have just one problem:
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out
and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches
and snagging them on bushes.
I do hate to complain but, they're a real pain," reported Eve.
Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs,
her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having just two breasts might leave her
body more "symmetrically balanced."
"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know I
gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those,
but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
So G
Ozzfest Tour Dates....remember Ozzfest Is Free This Year!!!this comes direct from OZZFEST.COM!!!
07/12/2007 THU White River Amphitheatre, Seattle, WA
07/14/2007 SAT The Gorge, George, WA
07/17/2007 TUE Sleep Train Amphitheatre, Sacramento, CA
07/19/2007 THU Shoreline Amphitheatre, Mountain View, CA
07/21/2007 SAT Hyundai Pavilion, Devore, CA
07/24/2007 TUE Cricket Pavilion, Phoenix, AZ
07/26/2007 THU Journal Pavilion, Albuquerque, NM
07/28/2007 SAT Coors Amphitheatre, Denver, CO
07/30/2007 MON Verizon Wireless Amphitheater, Kansas City, MO
08/02/2007 THU Smirnoff Music Center, Dallas, TX
08/04/2007 SAT Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre, San Antonio, TX
08/06/2007 MON Verizon Wireless Amphitheater, St. Louis, MO
(i'll be at this one, can't wait)
08/08/2007 WED Germain Amphitheatre, Columbus, OH
08/10/2007 FRI First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre, Tinley Park, IL
08/12/2007 SUN Alpine Valley Music Theatre, East Troy, WI
08/14/2007 TUE Verizon Wireless Music Theatre, Indianapolis, IN
08/16/2007 THU PNC Bank
Simply The Best By Tina TurnerYou know who you are. I don't need to say anymore!
I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire
You come to me, come to me wild and wild
When you come to me
Give me everything I need
Give me a lifetime promises and a world of dreams
Speak a language of love like you know what it means
And it can't be wrong
Take my heart and make it strong baby
[Chorus:]
You're simply the best
Better than all the rest
Better than anyone
Anyone I've ever met
I'm stuck on your heart
I hang on every word you say
Tear us apart
Baby, I would rather be dead
In your heart, I see the star of every night and every day
In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away
Just as long as I'm here in your arms
I could be in no better place
[Chorus:]
You're simply the best
Better than all the rest
Better than anyone
Anyone I've ever met
I'm stuck on your heart
I hang on every word you say
Tear us apart
Baby, I would rather be dead
Each time you leave me
I'm In A New Tattoo ContestI'm in a new Tattoo contest. It run for two weeks starting 3/16/07. I could win by most rate or by most comments. So click on the link below, rate it and comment on it, by the way bombing is allowed so bomb away and don't forget about Happy Hour. Thank alot everyone.
Wildman
Omg I Love This One HahaA Good Comeback
Dorothy Parker once arrived at the door of an apartment in which a glittering party was taking place. At precisely the same moment, a beautiful but vacuous showgirl arrived at the door. For a moment, there was hesitation on both sides, and then the showgirl stepped back to make way, saying, `Age before beauty.` `Not at all!` said Parker, sailing through. `Pearls before swine.`
Theme Song For The WeekPressure pushing down on me
Pressing down on you no man ask for
Under pressure - that burns a building
down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets
It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming let me out
Pray tomorrow - gets me higher
Pressure on people - people on streets
It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming let me out
Pray tomorrow - gets me higher
Pressure on people - people on streets
Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a fence but it don't work
Keep coming up with love but it's so slashed
and torn
Why - why - why
Love
Insanity laughs under pressure we're
cracking
Can't we give ourselves one more chance
Why can't we give love that one more
chance
Why can't we give love
Cause love's such an old fashioned word
and love dares you to care for
The people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way of
Caring about ourselv
Silly But FunnyYour Leprechaun Name Is:
Sniffles Forrekettle
What's Your Leprechaun Name?
26 Reality With The DietOkay we've talked about a fair amount of diet things. The way you go is all up to you. I prefer to keep it livable unless I have a competition approaching where I need to be very good. Many don't want that, they want to be at their best every day. Like I say, it's up to you but don't get real strict if there is a chance that you'll quit when you can't make it.
Breakfast as I said before is a key meal. Be sure it includes carbohydrates to fuel your engines during the morning hours. In about 3 hours, have a snack available. Most everyone I know gets a hunger pang at that point. Instead of allowing yourself to get real hungry have that snack. The snack also helps to keep your blood sugar more stable and thus keep your energy higher.
At lunch have a combination of protein and carbs along with a minor amount of dietary fats. If you're planning a weight workout in the afternoon it might be a good idea to go higher on protein where if you're going to do aerobic type stuff, sta
How We Pee !The Art of Taking A Pee
(Written to a woman who accidently walked into a men's restroom...)
Please don't feel bad, lady. It wasn't you entering the men's washroom that
caused that guy to pee on the guy next to him. Hell, we do that all the time.
It's rare for us guys to ever hit what we're aiming for. Sometimes I go into the
washroom, start to pee, and then just start spinning around; just so I'll make
sure I hit something.
You see, something you ladies should understand by now is that men's penises
have a mind of their own. A guy can go into a bathroom stall because all the
urinals are being used, take perfect aim at the toilet, and his penis will still
manage to piss all over the roll of toilet paper, down his left pant leg, and
onto his shoe. I'm telling 'ya those little buggers can't be trusted.
After being married 28 years my wife has me trained. I'm no longer allowed
to pee like a man - standing up. I am required to
Revision...your Existence...i can't stand that look on your face...
clouded eyes that once shone with a vengeance...
strangely familiar square chin
that hint of stubbly shadow...
the one that writes these verses from memory.
i thought you would disappear eventually,
that i'd never have to write about you again.
i wish i could erase you,
destroy anything we ever had.
you broke my faith in love.
you broke my faith in everything.
and how can you hold your head up
and love someone else?
you should be running away,
tail tucked between your legs
and no one to save you from yourself.
You unimaginable bastard.
I hope someone, someday, has mercy
on such a sad ass soul like yours.
'cause i won't be the one to do it anymore.
On Behalf Of Everything This Wonderful Woman Has Done For This Child On Mccaylahs Behalf A Special Little Friend Of Mine) Could I Ask If Your My FrienI JUST WANTED TO SAY "THANK YOU "
Thank you for all of you that are showing
McCayla she was a loved little girl,
Thank you for using her tag as your primary,
Thank you for helping me keep her bulletins
reposted,
You all have left me speechless
by all your love & kindness I've
even made several new friends of
which i'm happy about
I've never done this before so I was
quite nervous that it wasn't going to
work, but at last count almost 80 people
have ripped her tag and is using it
AMAZING!!!!!
Well now it's ur turn,
I've told the system to "kiss this"
and I've dedicated 2 songs to McCayla
now for you awesome people,
THIS IS JUST FOR YOU:
(Simply) The Best Video(Simply) The Best lyrics - Wynonna Judd lyrics
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Curvy and NaughtyRaw score: 66% Big Breasts, 72% Big Ass, and 56% Cute!
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test. Note that you like women overall curvier than average. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos! Recommende
Nerd, Geek, Or Dork?Pure Nerd
60 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 21% Dork
For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.
The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.
Congratulations!
Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST
This test
What Is A GeekI have gotten a few messages that I am too cute to be a geek. Well I think geeks can be cute LOL. I call myself a Geek because thats what I am. Most people cannot differentiate Geek and Nerd. I am a geek. Maybe this will help
Geek: a definition
"But just what is a geek?" you ask. Well, I'll tell you. At least, I'll tell you my definition... which may be different from "general usage" of the term, webster's definition, and even the definition used by other geeks.
A geek is someone who spends time being "social" on a computer. This could mean chatting on irc or icb, playing multi-user games, posting to alt.sex.bondage.particle.physics, or even writing shareware. Someone who just uses their computer for work, but doesn't spend their free time "on line" is not a geek. Most geeks are technically adept and have a great love of computers, but not all geeks are programming wizards. Some just know enough unix to read mail and telnet out to their favorite MUD.
Geeks are generally soc
Ugh..Ya know, I don't understand men and women who have significant others; yet go after other men/women. But yet, get all jealous and retarded when the person they are NOT with find someone and are completely happy with them. They start spouting off smartass remarks and being rude and obnoxious. Do you morons not understand that all you are doing is making yourself look like the immature brat that you are?
Here is a tip, lay off the smack and get a grip on reality. Aaaaaand, pay attention to the girlfriend you already have.
You had a friendship with me till today, now you don't even have that.
Jealousy doesn't taste good, even when you try to cover it with honey, dear.
//end rant.
Hope everyone else has a fabulous weekend.
muah baby xoxo
Knowing He Will Always Be A Part Of MeHave you ever loved someone so much it hurts? Someone that gets so deep in your heart that you feel them everyday even though you aren't together? And everytime you turn around there is a reminder of that person somewhere almost as a sign that you are not suppose to forget about them and quit loving them.
Have you ever loved someone so much that when you are not together you can feel with everything in you that it isn't over and someday that person will be back?
Have you ever broken up with somone and then could not get them out of your mind or your heart because you love them with everything you have?
Have you ever had things happen to you that for some reason bring you face to face with that person again?
Have you????????
Well, I have and I wish someone would smack me on the back of the head and knock some sense into me cause this is freaking ridiculous...
FridayWent to get David early. No use trying to work with him here. :) Not sure what we will do thisweekend yet.
Getting a decent amount of snow. Strange with the temps so warm the other day.
No word on Grandpa Dick yet.
Thats all for now.. back to playing :) Maybe more when he goes to bed tonight.
Quilts For Charity(domestic Violence)WORKING TOGETHER TO ELIMINATE ABUSE AND FEAR,
I MAKE MY QUILTS MOSTLY FOR OTHER DOMESTIC VIOLENCE VICTIMS AND AUCTION THEM OFF FOR CHAIRaTYS I MAKE ALL MINE BY HAND WITHOUT USE OF A SEWING MACHINE
I WAS THINKING BOUT STARTING A GROUP WHO R WILLING TO MAKE AT LEAST ONE BLOCK EACH SEND ME THE BLOCKS AND ID assemble THEM INTO ONE BIG QUILT TO BE AUCTIONED OFF FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SHELTERS AND VICTIMS
NOT SURE IF ANY ONE WOULD BE INTERESTED IN IT BUT I THOUGHT ID PUT THE IDEA OUT THERE U CAN SIGN YOUR BLOCK AND EVERY THING JUST ANOTHER WAY TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT WELL TY FOR EVERY ONE WHO READS THIS PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS AS TO WHAT U THINK OF THE IDEA
HERE R A FEW THAT I HAVE MADE
BREAST CANCER
Answer These Would Yeah It Would Kill U1. ever been naked while chatting online?
2. have u ever masterbated on cam?
3. have u ever picked yur nose and whiped it somewhere is so where?
4. ever farted during sex?
5. do u fart in the tub and giggle?
6. do u shave or trim or wild rice it?
7. ever dated someone cause they had a sweet truck or car?
8. if i asked to see u naked whould u show me if u could?
9. do u like huge house sterios or lil desktop ghettos?
10. do u love black label society?
11.have u ever peed yur pants as a adult?
12. is there any differance between circumsised or not?
13. ever had sex with a guy with a lil winky?
14. do u like it in the bum?
15. tell me a secret a dirty one?
16. do u love giving blowjobs or just give them to be nice?
17. do u like me?
18. would u cyber with me?
19. whats the nastiest thing u ever done comeon i wont tell ima fuckin freak here?
20. tell me a something funny that happened to u during sex
repsot if u want but send this
ShitWell this is my first blog. Trying it out. This is why i call it shit happens. First of all I have been Iraq for a year and just got back in November. Then I file for divorce from an idiot in November to have it finalized in January. That was great. My boyfriend moved in with me and my 3 kids at the end of November. So needless to say November was really busy. December rolls around and my ex decides that he is going to stay around for a week instead of the 2 days that he said. Fucker. On top of this I am dealing with 3 kids and ex-husband and my boyfriends ex. Then in January i go to deal with my ex-husband and we end up rolling our Dodger truck. We get the truck fixed and we are home and the house catches on fire. Its just an electrical fire but damn. Then two weeks later we get the call that now we got his son. Thats no problem he is just like one of my own. I love him just the same. Then the other day I get a call that i got a water leak that used 50,000 gallons of wat
Sex QuizYou have a sexual IQ of 112
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Long Weekend Aheadwell today has been a really long day because I have pretty much been flooded in so I cant go S E or W and the roads heading North are dead ends... so I have been stuck... on top of that we are having another winter storm and where it is flooded it is starting to freeze now and all the back roads around the parts that are flooded are now ice messes... I am hoping everything will be froze enough that if anyone wants to do anything this weekend we can do it without taking and extra 3 hours to get to where ever we are trying to go!!! lol
That makes for a long weekend!
----------- UPDATE--------
well I just went to the store and back and it took about 2hrs with what normaly would be a half hour round trip....
now the road I was on is closed as well and its a damn good thing I dont have to go West (into Olean) right now because I would have to go East first (into Bolivar) then go North (into Cuba) and then go South West to get there! lol
They closed down all the detours but that on
To The Beach Yalloff to the gulf coast of texas for sun sand surf and beer! ill have pics i can assure you of this.
UpdateJust got back from lawyer. He needs close to 700. to get my divorce. One problem...I have no money so I have to raise it somehow.. Any ideas. Not sure how my husband will react when I tell him I want a divorce. He mad get mad or tell me I am in the wrong as the only case he sees for divorce is sex with someone I am not married to. THat is the only reason he divorced his other 2 wives. The lawyer also told me to get shild support from my youngest son's real dad. He (my son) the product of a date-rape could get a check as his real dad is disabled not physicaly just he has seizures real bad. SO I have orders to get the birthdcertificate which like i said before I have no money so I have to figure out how to do all this. Everyoen keep praying for us. I could be free before school starts back in the Fall.
20 Questions That I Big Daddy Wanna Know1. ever been naked while chatting online?
2. have u ever masterbated on cam?
3. have u ever picked yur nose and whiped it somewhere is so where?
4. ever farted during sex?
5. do u fart in the tub and giggle?
6. do u shave or trim or wild rice it?
7. ever dated someone cause they had a sweet truck or car?
8. if i asked to see u naked whould u show me if u could?
9. do u like huge house sterios or lil desktop ghettos?
10. do u love black label society?
11.have u ever peed yur pants as a adult?
12. is there any differance between circumsised or not?
13. ever had sex with a guy with a lil winky?
14. do u like it in the bum?
15. tell me a secret a dirty one?
16. do u love giving blowjobs or just give them to be nice?
17. do u like me?
18. would u cyber with me?
19. whats the nastiest thing u ever done comeon i wont tell ima fuckin freak here?
20. tell me a something funny that happened to u during sex
repsot if u want but send this
ThoughtsAs I sit here and think
think about the purpose
the purpose of having met you
you make me laugh and smile
smile so much that my face hurts sometimes
sometimes it makes me sad tho
when the reality of it all comes down to me
as i lay in bed thinking
thinking about you and your smile and laugh
dreaming of how much i just wanna see that
dreaming of how much i want to hold you in my arms
and have you hold me in ur arms
it's been so long since anyones made me feel so good
how do you do it?
what is the purpose fo you coming into my life?
when i needed someone most?
Gang Of FiveLooking for five people to help me with the testing and development of the scarybird site, we got the backend fixed but there are more modules and stuff to be uploaded, so looking at this from an end user perspective. So if you have time on your hands and want to get in on the ground level and have a say in building a good networking site that will have projects and other mad stuff to be involved in can you let me know.
cheers
If You Don't Like The Weather - Wait 5 Minutes!FFS!
We had 72 degree temps here on Tuesday.
Today we're in the middle of a frickin' blizzard!
There was 3-car (well, a van, a bus and a car) accident at the school when I was picking up the kids. There was another accident at the corner of my street.
I'm thankful that I'm home and the kids and I are in one piece. Pookey's not home yet but he's been warned to be damn careful.
Bring on Spring!
To Whom It May Concerni am sorry for your pain and what your childern are goin thro ...but i dont think the net is the place to post it ......and once agian i am sorry
.sex.and.existence.*Disclaimer*
contents may be offensive to some parties
continue at your own risk
i make no apologies
Frasier: 'How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex IS what we want.
that hits the nail right on the head. not when it comes to men but when its applied to humanity as a whole. theres a select few who see life as more than their own personal naked bedpost notched stomping playground.
sure we have bodies
sure they're enjoyable
sure other people have bodies
sure i bet they're enjoyable as well
yet if all we were meant to do was screw like bunnies, i'd like to believe God would have been a tad kinder and provided us with much less brain power so we wouldnt be capable of overanalyzing our purpose to death. im sure the bunnies dont ruminate about such things
for instance.
i have a very anal retentive personality.
i buy organic veggie chips. they come in 3 colors. orange, green and white. everytime i reach into the bag i have to take one of each color. my pol
Are U A Good KisserYour Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!
Are You a Good Kisser?
Some Pathetic Loser...Ooh, nice 1 rating from you, loser. Kiss my ass dirtbag.
Yeah, some jealous hillbilly rated me a 1. (my profile) Like I care.
Message to you, loser: I do what I want. After two years of crawling around the mountains and being shot at in Afghanistan I fear no one, least of all you.
My Seduction StyleYour Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them!
What Is Your Seduction Style?
March 16, 2007: BracketologyThe Art and Science of figuring out and filling out [NCAA] basketball tournament bracket during [March Madness].
Hmm... Well, don't put any teams from Pac 10 to pass 2nd round on your bracket this year. I'm serious
What Is One Person Worth?I don't seem to be worth all that much. My schooling has not been consistent(I finished it just wasn't a clear cut path to my degree), I have not blazed a clear path towards a career since graduating and my resume looks like I threw darts at a list... blindfolded. The result is I am not making enough to support my family. I am trying to find another job, my resume is on Monster and a friend is looking for me as well. I have applied for every teaching job that comes my way and I have my resume out there for four different jobs in the field I am working in right now. No hits, nothing.
I'm not sure what else I can do. I am working every minute of overtime my boss will allow and I still can't support my family. My wife is wonderful, she has been looking for jobs right now since the salon she was working at couldn't even afford to pay her less than we were paying the babysitter. She is pregnant right now so the going is rough but she is still trying. However I really don't expec
Opinion PollFacts:
I just got out of a short relationship. 2.5 months.
I am will be starting two new jobs within a month. These will combined for a total of 70+ hours a week.
The woman that I would like to date has a man and other things prevent us from being together.
Questions:
Is it fair for me to start another relationship before my life takes a dramatic change?
Should I settle for the first thing to come along?
If I do meet someone, should I make them wait at least 2 months before I give it up?
Are relationships even worth the hassle?
Tell me what you think
*Edit* And she is moving
This Is What I AmAQUARIUS: Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
Morts De Quatre-vingt-douzeMorts de Quatre-vingt-douze et de Quatre-vingt-treize,
Qui, pâles du baiser fort de la liberté,
Calmes, sous vos sabots, brisiez le joug qui pèse
Sur l'âme et sur le front de toute humanité ;
Hommes extasiés et grands dans la tourmente,
Vous dont les coeurs sautaient d'amour sous les haillons,
O Soldats que la Mort a semés, noble Amante,
Pour les régénérer, dans tous les vieux sillons ;
Vous dont le sang lavait toute grandeur salie,
Morts de Valmy, Morts de Fleurus, Morts d'Italie,
O million de Christs aux yeux sombres et doux ;
Nous vous laissions dormir avec la République,
Nous, courbés sous les rois comme sous une trique.
- Messieurs de Cassagnac nous reparlent de vous !
Arthur Rimbaud
The Dilemma Of The Occasion Is...She says she's funny-looking
She can't decide on hair nor clothes.
There are too many shoes to wear.
Almost every downtown corner
Displays crippled, sick and dirty people
Beat and tromped on. Others look
For what to look at, watch to see
If they are noticed
Where to spend all this money.
-Peter Whalen (The Zen Beat Poet)
Stop All The Clocks, Cut Off The TelephoneStop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.
The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.
W.H. Auden
Someone I LoveThere is this guy that im in love with and dont really know how to tell him, the bad part about it is that he is getting married.
Song Of The Day! Afternoon Editioni don't care what you say this is a kick ass song.. i needed some happy music for this afternoon and this song popped in my head so enjoy :D eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonite
go on and close the curtains
'cause all we need is candlelight
you and me ... and the bottle of wine
and hold you tonight [ ohh ]
well we know i'm going away
and how i wish - i wish it weren't so
so take this wine and drink with me
let's delay our misery
save tonight and fight the break of dawn
come tomorrow - tomorrow i'll be gone
save tonight and fight the break of dawn
come tomorrow - tomorrow i'll be gone
there's a log on the fire
and it burns like me for you
tomorrow comes with one desire
to take me away [ ohh it's true ]
it ain't easy to say good bye
darling please - don't start to cry
'cause girl you know i've got to go [ohh ]
and Lord i wish it wasn't so
save tonight and fight the break of dawn
come tomorrow - tomorrow i'll be gone
save tonight and fight the break of dawn
c
Friday 3/16/07Ok, I think I've decided what to write about in some of my blog entries now, I'm going to go through the Mumms and bulletins and see if their is a certain topic that is being brought up alot and if it's something worth talking about I'll post my thoughts on the subject.
My favorite Mumms to answer are the ones that make you think as well as the ones pertaining to real life situations like the one yesterday about Crohn's disease.
The silly stupid ones are ok to answer in order to earn points but that's just about all they're worth in my opinion lol.Hope everyone has a great day!
What My Eyes Reveal About MeYou scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion100%Eyes full of Pain67%Diamond Eyes58%Mysterious50%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com
My Special Talentcenter>Using your mouth
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
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4 Days To Gowell i have 4 days till i move out into a caravan :( and only 16 hours till me dad comes and gets me stuff from the house and not fully packed yet ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Situational SexThrough out my life I have often found sex as a way to express deep interest among those I like, I have been in many situations that lead me to do some things I regret and then some things I just can’t fucking believe it actually happen. But all in all I find my life full and being fulfilled in sex. I have a wonderful wife who is understanding of my passions, and she has taken me too heights of legendary & epic journeys that involved sex, romance and envy, as well as jealousy, coveting, and love. I have often played in the realm of swingers but have not become one due to STD’s and complications of sex and love and stupid fucking people who do not know the difference. I love being in a crowd of three, and I love getting to know what the human limit of passions are, and how far people will take desire, and to what ends. So I implore you to explore that of sex with your friends, and keep that of love with your mate, be safe and smart, and do not let the best of situations pass you by
Your Thought On PolygamyA FRIEND ASK WHY I FEEL POLYGAMY IS OK BECAUSE SHE FEELS ITS WRONG AND IT IS DISRESPECTFUL TO WOMEN, I FEEL IN MANY CASES ITS GREAT FOR ALL INVOLVED DIVORCE RATES ARE SO HIGH AND FACE IT MEN SEEM TO SUFFER FROM MARITAL ADD, AND KIDS SUFFER SO MUCH ISN'T MARRIAGE ABOUT FAMILY? DOES IT REALLY MATTER HOW BIG THE FAMILY IS? BIBLICAL DAY POLYGAMY WAS NATURAL, A MAN WHO HAS 2 OR 3 WIVES AND TEN CHILDREN BUT CAN FATHER AND BE A HUSBAND TOO ALL SHOULD HE BE ALLOWED? OF SHOULD HE BE JAILED AND/OR FINED, TELL ME YOUR THOUGHT I'D LIKE TO HEAR
Moods Change Like SeasonsDO you have have days where you wake up and you are on top of the world?? YOU walk out that door ready tackle on the world. The hours passed your feeling good then BAM!!! you just have a MOOD SWING either cranky, bitchy, sad, depressed. YOU stop. Assess what just happened..FOR the life of YOU, you just can't figure out what the hell just happened. Scratch your head, hands on chin you look for answers the POW!!! YOU have none.
Time to make decisions, go get another cup of coffee, take my fustrations out on others, or dust yourself off and try a mental positive attitude.
SO tell me what do you do when your MOOD changes like the Seasons???
Queen Of BbwThats right im in a contest and I am already down by 166 comments please go help me.I will return the favor.
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The Candy Mountain SongWATCH THIS
AND COMMENT...im feeling needy...so love me
Oh when you're down and you're looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They've got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It's the Mecca of lovely candy cave
They've got jellybeans and coconut with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it's a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it's a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie wont you go into the cave (more) (
What To Do In A BlizzardWell it's a snowy New England day.... which I happen to like.. but my podcast collaborators are.. less into risking life and limb then I, so one doubt that we'll record and episode tonight.. which means my plans for the day are not what today shall be.. so, what shall today be?
Well I figure I gotta go out for a walk in the snow, there's just no two ways about it. This year has been a year with very little snow.. and I like to have at least a little.. strangely it didn't even seem like winter till 3/4 of the winter had left us.. which I don't want to complain about but.. again, I like my snow..
I was going to write this blog long blog entry, or post it here anyway.. that um.. was sorta on the subject of sex.. but it ended up veering off into other subjects to such a degree that you'd be hard pressed to say / tell that it really had anything to do with sex.. unless of course you where Freud..
I suppose I'm just into typing out random thoughts mode.. which isn't s
So Lets Get In The "mood"For tomorrow!!! What would St Pats be without the Unicorn Song?
Sing along now...
A long time ago, when the Earth was green
There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
They'd run around free while the Earth was being born
And the loveliest of all was the unicorn
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn
The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him pain
And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain"
He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to do
Build me a floating zoo,
and take some of those...
Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget My unicorns
Old Noah was there to answer the call
He finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fall
Early Weekend!!Hey all..I'm working from home today. How's everyone's days going? Have a great weekend!! Kisses, Besley
MsnHey all i am bored out of my skull! anyone want to chat on msn? or hell flash me please?
firefighterlksh@hotmail.com
COME ON GIRLS ENTERTAIN ME PLEASE!!!
Down On Life!Have you ever reached a point in your life where everything seems to be going wrong and gettin worse with each day that passes? This is pretty much the way that i feel this week and I really dont know why. There were a few times this week at work that I would feel so damn lonely that I would start crying, but like I couldnt figure out why I was even crying. Yeah that's right, I'm a man and yes I do cry and i'm not afraid to admit it. Maybe I need to get on some kind of medication or something. I'm tired, my mind just keeps racing on thoughts over and over again. I just keep worryin about everything and doubting myself. Hell I even worry about my relationship with my wife and wonder if i'm good enough for her. I could go on and on, but I can't keep my mind on one subject for more than 2 seconds right now. I guess I just need to relax this weekend and get sloberin ass drunk and hope it gets better. Hell maybe it's just this cold ass weather after having temps in the mid 70's the other da
I'm The BossI'M THE BOSS!
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that Read:
"I'm the Boss !"
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:
" Your wife called, she wants her sign back!!!"
What's Wrong With Me?I've made so many sweet friends here on CT however only talked with justta few selected,, an those people have either left from here and or stopped talking with me all together,,, why I do not know cause honestly I'm really not a bad person... I am open minded an hell will tell ya like it is,, if you ask something I'll come right out and tell ya whatever you wanna know.. I aint shy nor hide behind the bushes,, so whats wrong with me? Why do peoples leave my ass hanging everytime I turn around?
You tell me?
Thank God For Email VerrificationsFROM THE FAT MAN HIMSELF.
only 3 people had my regular email from this entire site scrapper being one and it dont take a rocket scientist to figure out the other 2 morons are go ahead keep saying my name fookers your making my new site more and more famous by the minute and yeah the block button on there will work with actual paid paid bouncers that can bounce.
BELOW IS A SCREEN SHOT WHERE SOMEONE TRIED TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT ON HERE IN MY NAME AND IT SURE AS HELL WASNT ME
I GOT A REPLY FROM ADIN SAYING IT WASNT IN THE SYSTEM DUH CAUSE I SENT THE MESSAGE THAT THE EMAIL SAYS TO TO HAVE IT REMOVED YAY KEEP COVERING EVERYONES BUTT SO TO ALL ON HERE IF U SEE MY PIC AND NAME IT SURE AS HELL ISNT ME
The Stars And Fate Of Lisa Nowak3/16/2007
Hello Readers,
It has been quite sometime since my last newsletter. Dr. Turi and I (Samantha) have been extremely busy putting together his new book "The Rest of The Secret". He has been writing non-stop and I have been editing and translating non-stop. This book will also be released in Spanish and discussions of having it made into an audio book have been flying around the table. We would love to read some feedback on these publishing options. This book is chalk full of amazing tales, incredible universal laws, and healing secrets. Even though I have been regaled with many of his unimaginable stories once before, reading them has given me a new love and respect for the man. When one writes his or her history, they have more time to recollect precious moments and feel those long lost emotions, fueling more intense words to describe the once lived movies of their life. I know you will all truly appreciate this book, as I feel it is the realest one he ever wrote. This
Romance And RelationshipsIt's amazing how differently men and women look at sex. Its almost like we do it for two totally different reasons. Why is it that two dogs can fuck each other in the back yard and not feel the need to spend their lives together or tear each others hearts out? Is it possible that stupid dogs have a more mature outlook on sex than us humans? Maybe...
Is sex physical or emotional? A woman will say its emotional and a guy will say physical. Ok, then would any woman masturbate? Is there an emotion connection to Danny the Dildo or fingers number 1 and 2? Um guys, if its only physical...Then why wouldn't we choose effortless masturbation as opposed to the obscenely lame mating ritual called dating? It feels the same and you'll save time, money, and those painful discussions about "where this is going".
You have to be physically attracted to the person right? If that's the case ladies, then how does this happen?
I know, I know, you grew attracted to him over time...Did his fac
The Poem Of A Battered WomanI need to feel…..
I need to feel the soft stroke of your fingers against my cheek;
Not harshness of you fist against my face.
I need the warmth of your arms lovingly wrapped around my body;
Not the pain of your arms twisting mine.
I need to hear your voice tenderly speak the words “I Love You”;
Not the hurtful shouts, with words of hate.
I need to know your touch in pleasure;
Not the feeling of being alone.
I need look into your eyes and know the peace;
Not the look of disgust that you hold for me.
I need to know my heart is safe;
Not that has been broken beyond repair.
I need a love that is true;
Not a love that leaves me battered and bruised.
Have you seen of that I seek?
© 2007 Phaedra Spencer
Slipknot Rulessssssssssssits a great day rain is falling from the darkest of skys...........Music Video:STUPIFY (by Disturbed)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone love watchin it
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Happy St Patty's Day!One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat down, opened the box and out popped a leprechaun. The man told the bartender, "I want a Rolling Rock and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here."
There was man sitting at the end of the bar watching all of this and, after the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he ran down to the end of the bar and spit in the guy's face. Then he ran back.
The guy with the box said, "I'll have another Rolling Rock and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here."
After the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he again ran to the end of the bar and spit in the man's face, then dashed back.
The guy with the box ordered another beer for himself and another shot for the leprechaun. Again, the after the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he ran down to the end of the bar. But this time the man was waiting for him and he grabbed the leprechaun and held him in the air.
He said, "If you spit in my face again, I'm going to cut your pecker off."
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A Call To The Fff And The C N C Of Ct To Go Defend Your First In ChargeI JUST WENT BACK TO THAT ASSHOLES PAGE THAT RIPPED MY PERSONAL PICTURE YESTERDAY AND I SEE TODAY HE HAS RIPPED A BUNCH OF MORE PERSONAL PICS OF WOMEN ON CHERRY TAP LADIES IM LEAVING THE LINK FOR YOU TO HIS PROFILE JUST IN CASE YOU ALL MAY WANT TO SEE IF YOUR PRIVATE OR PERSONAL PICTURE IS THERE THIS ASSHOLE SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON HE HAS NO BUSINESS RIPPING PERSONAL PICS AND I DOUBT THAT ALL THE LADIES IN HIS ALBUM HAVE NO CLUE THAT HE TOOK THEM OR RIPPED THEM IF ANY OF THE FURIOUS FIGHTING FIREFIGHTERS ARE ON TAP RIGHT NOW OR ANY OF THE COWGIRLS AND COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP YOUR COWIRL IN PINK IS ASKING YOU ALL TO PAY A LITTLE VISIT TO THIS FUCKER AND LEAVE HIM SOME NASTY COMMENTS IT SEEMS HE HASNT GOTTEN THE PIC YET SO LETS GO RUN HIS FUCKIN STUPID ASS OFF OF CT >/b>
mr right now 145@ CherryTAP
Will Some One Help A NewbeI am still new to C.T. and would like some one to rate and fan me and pass it on I will do the same for them thanks
Diablo
St Patty's Day Toasts...Aye, To those that love us, love us
To those that hate us, may god turn their hearts
if he can't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles
So we may know them by their limp
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To St. Patrick, if wasn't for him we wouldn't be drinking green beer!
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May you have the hindsight to know where you've been,
The insight to know where you are,
and the foresight to know when you've gone too far.
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May you have warm words on a cold evening,
A full moon on a dark night,
And the road downhill all the way to your door.
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May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future.
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There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head,
If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
How the hell can he drink when he's dead?
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The 411 In The 213...Today Jason from The 213 Magazine came to interview me. Originally he was coming over to do an "on set" type piece, but since I got sick, it changed... sort of, to a day in the life of story. He's still going to come back on set when I shoot again, we just have no idea when we'll do it. I typically don't have people on my sets unless they're doing stories or documentaries and such. I went about my typical day with today and he watched me edit some scenes for my website and then we went to Samy's Camera in L.A. to get a new camera for me to start shooting POV scenes. I was inspired yesterday with Claire and I want to start shooting more. I'll leave the "real" scenes to Aiden, but I'm very excited to start shooting my Girl/Girl POV style scenes! But I had to get a smaller camera to do these shoots because using a big prosumer type camera is just way to hard to hold. I mean, it's okay to hold for a few minutes, but try doing it for 40 minutes WHILE you're trying to have sex with the girl
Just An Ideaso....I would approach you and lead you to your recliner...set you down on it .....and begin to kiss you cuz I believe that kisses good kisses opens the door to good sex......i would kiss you softly at first and gently increase the passion as I let my hands explore your body......i would the remove your t shirt...exposing your upper body...I would kiss you all over your chest rubbing my hands all over .......
then I would focus on your breasts, nibbling a bit on your nipples......then I would grab a nipple in my teeth and flick it with my tongue swiftly......feeling it harden in my teeth....then I would move and do the same to your other nipple....whil I left a hand slide down and rub your now moist pussy.....
then I would lick your breasts and lick a trail down your tummy removing your shorts as I work my way down...I would recline the seat about half way putting your pussy right in my face......I would lightly lick but thats just it then I would kiss and lick all the way down
Chocolate-studded ShamrocksChocolate-Studded Shamrocks
Credit: Nestle
Servings: 48 cookies
Ingredients:
* 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
* 1 teaspoon baking powder
* 1 cup (2 sticks) butter or margarine, softened (we recommend Land O'Lakes Butter)
* 2/3 cup granulated sugar
* 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
* 2 large eggs
* 2 cups (12-ounce package) Nestle Toll House Semi-Sweet Chocolate Mini Morsels
* 2 tablespoons green-colored sugar
Directions:
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.
Combine flour and baking powder in small bowl. Beat butter, sugar and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl until creamy. Add eggs 1 at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually beat in dry ingredients. Stir in morsels. Refrigerate for a few minutes until firm.
Shape dough into 3/4-inch balls; place 3 together to form shamrock shape on ungreased baking sheets. Roll small amount of dough to form stem. Sprinkle with green sugar. Repeat with remaining dough.
Bake for 8 to 10
Joke~ Joke of the Day ~
A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."
DreamsDreams
do they come real
mine seem to be lost to me
my family says to get real and forget about writing
My poetry book is not selling
now with the novel about to come out in Nov of this year
my family says to stop dreaming
dreams are for the rich people
not
for poor people
I just wanted to prove to my family my dreams were not just dreams with reality
but
I losing hope
Guess my family must be right
So now I must give up internet and hope and all my dreams
no more poems books
novels
scripts
now I wonder why I always dare to dream
I come to see
That am nothing and failing in my life dream
All I wanted was to see people buying my books
poems being made in songs
books made into movies
scripts turning into shows on television
why can some people dreams come true
but
mine are slowly be taken from me by my family
can someone tell me
why must I give up
why cant my dreams come true
must I do what my family is telling me
Must I give up my friends
dr
Who Am I?I AM ME
I can be gentle,
and I can be kind
those aren't thoughts
that now come to mind.
I am selfish
and I can be rude,
some may not like
my blunt attitude.
I am unique,
owning many a flaw.
and I am more
than I hold in my shirt;
though in defense
they are quite a treat,
I cannot fault
those finding them neat.
I have many things
some old and some new,
not everything tho
will i share with you.
I am myself
I need approval not.
I sit here alone
with nary a thought.
I am a man
that is not my defense
it is simply
my reason this makes sense.
a.boudreaux 2007
edited by Ernest Bethea
SadfaceWell i just found out that my two best friends, the people i tell everything, the people i love like my own family....secretly dated this summer. and by secretly i mean they told everyone except me. it really hurt and im kinda confused about what i should do. they say they wanted to protect me? whatever that means. im just not sure i can trust them anymore.
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Take 10 Secondshello all my friends
i have a request
brads papaw is sick and is in ICU please give him a 10 second prayer to wish him better soon he is getting better and we hope he keeps getting better he had pneumonia and the infection has spread to unknown place and he is in a mild coma but last night he has been moving a lil bit and he opened his eyes so we hope and prey that he is out of the worst please give him your prayers to get better fast thanks Julie Brad ang the kids
The Wager (part 2)Raymond smiled. Rebecca stood toe to toe with him, staring unblinkingly into his eyes. “Well?” she said. “Do we have a bet or don’t we?”
“Indeed we do,” he said.
Rebecca watched as Raymond removed the pack from his pack. H held it in one hand and opened it, rummaging deep inside it. Rebecca wondered what he was up to. A moment later, he removed a pair of steel cuffs. They glinted in the early afternoon sun.
Rebecca’s breath caught in her throat. “What are those for?”
“The wager is about what you can do with your mouth,” Raymond said. “I’m going to cuff your hands behind your back to make sure you don’t cheat.”
Before the girl could protest, Raymond gripped her shoulder in his free hand and spun her around. She was too shocked to do anything, and Raymond gripped her left wrist and pulled it behind her. Rebecca’s mind whirled. Why did he have handcuffs in his bag? A moment later she felt the cuff grip her wrist and heard the small clicks as he closed it ti
What To Doi have a 17 year old daughter she claims
she fell on tuesday. she said i was there
and i wasnt. know she has the police and
dhs involved in it. she told them i did it and i wasnt even there. this could ruin it for the resat of my kids for what she is doing to
me. its been 7 years since i seen them
and im starting to get to know them again
this could ruin it for all of them .
what should i do
BirthdayWell, another birthday has come for me. I'm not doing anything real special for me today, just gonna be taking myself out for dinner. Ya'll enjoy your day and I'll try and do the same
Joke InvestmentsIf you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one
> year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
>
> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
> original $1000.00.
>
> With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
> left.
>
> If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock
> you would have $49.00 left
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer
> one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
> cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would
> have had $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment
> advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
>
> It's called the 401-Keg Plan
Myspace.comMy myspace account is www.myspace.com/alanamoiser !!! Come Check it out sometime.
I'm Not RightDEATH IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENEDS TO ALL OF US ONE DAY OUR CANDLES FLAME IS GOING TO BURN OUT. NOW I UNDERSTAND DEATH I UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF DEATH. BUT WHAT I DON'T GET IS WHY DO PEOPLE TELL OTHERS THAT IF THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN A GOD A THING THERE NOT GOING TO HEAVEN OR WHATEVER WAITS FOR US ON THE OTHER SIDE. I HAVE NO TRUE RELGION SORRY IF YOUR A FRIEND OR A FAN OR A FAMILY MEMBER OF MINE BUT THY OWN SELF BE TRUE. I HAVE A HARD TIME WITH IT WHAT IF THERE IS NO HELL NO HEAVEN JUST NOTHINGNESS, OR YOU MAKE A SO CALLED HEAVEN OUT OF WHAT MAKES YOU TRUELY HAPPY NOT WHAT A BOOK TELLS US. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE BLACK SHEEP I NEVER DID ANYTHING RIGHT WELL THAT IS WHAT SOME OF THE DICKS IN MY FAMILY THINK. IF YOU WERE TO PUT ME IN A ROOM WITH THEM I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO SAY HOW TO ACT. I HAVE BEEN STRIPPED DOWN TO NOTHING. HOW IS THAT RIGHT THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS WORLD THAT SAW NOTHING WRONG WITH ME IS GONE. I MADE A CHOICE IN MY LIFE & WHO I WANTED TO LOVE I BECAME A FREAK. LETS JUST
Jesus Fucking Christ People!!!AIGHT SO I'M IN A NEW CONTEST, A TATTOO CONTEST AND MY CALVIN AND HOBBES TRIBAL BAND IS LOSING TO FUCKING FLOWER AND BUTTERFLY ASS STAMPS AND GODDAMN FAIRIES!!!! I SWEAR TO FUCK IF I LOSE TO A FUCKING FAIRY I'M DELETING EVERY FUCKING FRIEND I HAVE!!!! HAVEN'T GOTTEN IT YET I'M A LITTLE BIT OBSESSED WITH CALVIN AND HOBBES, GOT 5 TATS TO PROVE THE FACT. YET I ENTER IT INTO A CONTEST THAT SHOULD BE INCREDIBLE SIMPLE TO WIN CAUSE I HAVE BAD ASS FRIENDS, AND NO I'M LOSING TO THINGS THAT CONSTANTLY REEK OF ASS DUE TO THE PROXIMITY OF THE ASS THEY ARE TATTOOED OVER!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE IT'S RATHER SIMPLE, AND YOU KNOW I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO SELF BOMBS A CONTEST HE'S IN, FRANKLY BECAUSE I FIGURE WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!?!? SO VOTE, COMMENT CAUSE IF I CATCH YOU READING THIS DAMN BULLET OR BLOG AND I DON'T SEE YOU VOTING OR COMMENTING, YOUR DELETED. PERIOD. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND HARDCORE PISSED OFF!!!
I SAID COMMENT AND VOTE!!!
Vent Time!I figured it was more than time for a new blog, so here goes nothin'. I apologize way ahead of time if this blog goes off on random tangents and never gets back to a point, I just have a lot to say and no way of combining them together. Better yet, I hope I confuse the crap out of you, and you love every minute of it. Knowing you, you'll just continue reading in search of a point to all of these ramblings. Joke'll be on you, it may or may not have one. Stay with me on the Ramblin' Road, it gets bumpy:
First things first, idiotic customers. Here, I'll give you a snippet of the convo I had with a guy just a few minutes ago. Keep in mind that he left his old motor with us for junk:
Customer: "Hi, I just bought a motor from there today and I'd like to check that I got the right motor."
Me: "Ok...."
Customer: "The motor I brought in said 1425RPM and the motor I got said 1725RPM."
Me: "Alrite, what motor do you have now?"
Customer: "The one that says 1725RPM."
Me (though
Some Truth For The Ladies Of CherrytapOkay - this one is for the ladies.
Walking around our office building today, I ran into at minimum 40-50 women. Granted, I work IT in the garment industry, so the ladies run the gamut.
I didn't run into a single unattractive lady the entire time...each woman had a sparkle, a shine, something that made them...well...a woman.
So, I'm here to let you all know, ladies...that even on your worst day, when your hair won't do what you want it to do, and you were running late and couldn't get your makeup exactly right...and you generally feel hideous, and unattractive...
...there are guys like me out there in the world, who are looking at you in a totally different light...who think you look fabulous each and every time we see you.
That's it...all that's on my mind on this bright and sunny Texas Friday.
Have a great weekend!
Funny Complaint LetterMR. JAMES THATCHER,
BRAND MANAGER,
PROCTER & GAMBLE
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core(tm) or Dri-Weave(tm) absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into wha
Check This Out !!!! You All Need To Read!!What's up all my SEXY CT'S!! I'm having alittle trouble keeping up on who I rated and shown some luv to so if I have not yet got to you PLEASE send me a private message telling me so I can do so !!! THANKS ALOT TO ALL MY FRIEND'S AND FAN'S AND FAMILY,FOR ALL THE LUV!!! BE SAFE !
Always Kiera AKA ITALIANDIAMONDS
Ensign: A Little Longer Than We ExpectedAll ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3
AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 16 March 2007
Almost from the moment that the Israelites left Egypt with Moses and Aaron at their helm, it was almost nothing but work, work, work to keep the former slaves from turning back when the going got tough. From Exodus through Deuteronomy, the vision of the promised land where Abraham's descendants were promised by God Himself to settle and abound in had to keep them going, and even that could be fraught with disaster. Let's open to the book of Numbers (great read!) and starting with chapter 14, the congregation is Israel is at its usual occupation: murmuring and complaining. A little background: they'd just heard the report of the twelve spies who went into Canaan, procured a bunch of grapes so large they had to bare it
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OutsideKeep the wall high,
spend all my time making sure,
no one can get through,
no one can ever see,
the hurt and the empty,
loss and the pain,
but I can't hide from me,
I'm on the outside,
looking inside of me,
I see it all,
I see what I live with,
day after day,
I drank and drugged,
can't chase it away,
but after all this time,
it's deeper in me,
so I'll stay on the outside,
like everyone else,
my heart is to ugly,
from all I been through,
here on the outside,
don't have to feel,
I can for a short time,
escape all the hell
here on the Outside..
Outside ( Staind ) by flycodes.com
I'm Lame?LIBRA - The Lame One (me)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However
not the kind of person you wanna mess with ... U might end up crying...
TAURUS - The Tramp (Dwayne)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth.
SmilesLady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in.
St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him to be able to see them every day for eternity."
St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks Diana the same question. Diana drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it St. Peter says, "OK, Diana, you may go in. Have a nice day."
Dolly is outraged. She screams, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own creations, she performs a disgusting, pornographic act, and she gets in and I don't?"
"Sorry, Dolly, but a royal flush beats a pair any day."
Just Laff LolQ: What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
A: Popeye almost killed him!
WhyI never did find the reason,
the reason I couldn’t love you,
love you with all of my heart
share everything I was, or would be.
I always looked the other way
when you came too close.
Scared of things I didn’t know.
Afraid of the way things might turn out.
I never let fate take its course,
I always fought against it.
Not wanting to embrace reality
for what it was, I let you go.
Those times spent wondering,
wondering how to get away,
I should have listened
to every word you said.
I should have stayed longer,
longer in your arms,
longer in your presence,
and forever in your warmth.
I should have walked with you
on those chilly, starry nights.
Held your hand and shared dreams
when you showed the courage to ask.
Now, sitting here alone,
still searching for a reason,
the only way I can have you
is in my memories.
Struggling through the flow of tears,
I realize with my entire soul
and all the feelings I subdued so well,
I should have let you love m
Sexiest Leg Contestplease help my girl dana win this contest...comment bomb the hell out of this link..please, thanks
http://cherrytap.com/blog/42077/264353
Feelin' Like A Broken Record...Okay, I really don't like repeating myself, this is especially true at work. When I give someone information that is kind of important, I expect them to either listen or write it down or something. But when I have to repeat myself several times over, then it's obvious that person seriously needs to get voice recorder or something. Sorry man, I have a job to do, don't have time to take out to help a memory problem. So irritating! ugh!
I'm A Pisces AlrightThe upstream of the two fish show that you fight against the 'currents'; that you make an effort to overcome the negative aspects and happenings in your life by looking for inspiration, while at the same time you are willing to share those inspirations with others. Perhaps pushing yourself and others too hard.
The fish in the opposite direction suggest exactly what you would think; you feel, sometimes, as though everyone will eventually get to the point they are aiming for so why put forth the effort. The downstream fish does not have a goal or very much ambition but, Basically, the upstream one has a point to its life but can push so hard that it completely misses the mark.
The contradictions in your nature show that you are plotting a course to your objectives while the other side of you says, "why bother"?, This type of inner turmoil can cause you to give people all manner of impressions about you, such as: A genuine altruist to a subtle manipulator, or from the mystic to the mi
Yeah, For Those Of You Who've Known Me Long Enough, From Mespace Or Livejournal, Even... Lol... I'm In One Of Those Moods.Tool:THEpatient
a groan of tedium escapes me. startling the fearful. is this a test? it has to be. otherwise i can't go on. draining patience, drain vitality. this paranoid, paralyzed vampire acts a little old. but i'm still right here. giving blood, keeping faith. and i'm still right here. wait it out. gonna wait it out. be patient. if there were no reward to reap. no loving embrace to see me through. this tedious path i've chosen here. certainly would have walked away. by now. gonna wait it out. if there were no desire to heal. the damaged and broken met along. this tedious path i've chosen here. i certainly would have walked away. by now. and i still may. be patient. must keep reminding myself of this. i must keep reminding myself of this. if there were no reward to reap. no loving embrace to see me through. this tedious path i've chosen here. i certainly would have walked away. by now, and i still may. gonna wait it out.
TOOL:THIRDeye
...think for yourself, question authority.
"what Do They Know"I face the world with a smile, no one knows what is hid inside.
They see only happiness, they cant see the tears I've cried.
When I am alone I hurt, because here I do it well.
In front of all the watchful eyes my heaven turns to hell.
The judge and jury awaits me, everyone has a say.
In a life that hangs suspended for yet another day.
Who are they to judge if what I have done is right or wrong?
In the end I gave him up, but inside still sing his song.
I don't know how to find the strength I thought I had.
If only I could play tough it wouldn't be so bad.
They say that life goes on and someday I'll smile again.
But, how do they know my pain without being where I've been?
I've traveled so far from home, and can't find my way back.
Somewhere along the way I must have jumped the track.
I saw him just today and his smile is still the same.
He looked at me so sweetly, but never spoke my name.
I wonder if he remembers me, It hasn't been that long.
He may have forgotten me, bu
It's FridayMyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts
Hope your weekend goes well.
and by the way....
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts
Don't forget to wear your green!!!!
LOL.
Later,
RB
Death To Israel/death To AmericaI Know that most everyone who reads this doesn't give a fuck about the following. But it's coming. Don't lull urself into a false sense of security cuz it's been 6 years with no major attacks on U.S. soil. This threat has been festering since 1979, and will knock on your doors one day soon unless someone does something now. This is what will happen cuz u want to attack everything George W. Bush does. Undermining our position and strength in the anti-American anti-Isreal arena of global politics. Torture every last extremist and raze every county to the ground that supports and sponsors terror until our wrath is felt in the islamafascist world. In today's world of doubts regarding foreign policies, dont take my word for it. Visit www.theisraelproject.org/iranpresskit and get the facts for yourselves
Great Googily Moogilies!!!!I'M IN ANOTHER CONTEST, A BEST TAT CONTEST. WHICH MEANS THE ONE CRAPPY PIC OF MY AWESOME ASS CALVIN AND HOBBES PIC HAS A CHANCE OF BEATING ALL THOSE PIECE OF CRAP TRAMP STAMPS, BULLSHIT DRAGONS AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRIBAL SYMBOLS ON ALL THE OTHER WOULD BE CONTESTANTS IN THIS CONTEST. WINNING GETS A 7 DAY BLAST FOR MOST COMMENTS, AND A 7 DAY BLAST FOR MOST RATES. I WANT THEM BOTH!!! SO HELP ME OUT, AND LET'S PUT ALL THESE OTHER TATTOO "OH MY GOD MY TAT SYMBOLIZES MY LIFE IN THE FACT THAT BLAH BLAH BLAH SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS BULLSHIT." YOU USUALLY HEAR WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF THIER TAT TO YOU. MY TAT IS JUST BAD ASS, AND DESERVES TO WIN!!! SO VOTE AND COMMENT, YOU KNOW I'LL GET YOU BACK. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND TATTOOED HARDCORE!!!
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I Push My Fingers Into My Eyes...I push my fingers into my eyes...
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache...
But it's made of all the things I have to take...
Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside...
If the pain goes on...
Aaaaaaaah!
I have screamed until my veins collapsed
I've waited last, my time's elapsed
Now, All I do is live with so much fate
I've wished for this, I've bitched at that
I've left behind this little fact:
You cannot kill what you did not create
I've gotta say what I've gotta say
And then I swear I'll go away
But I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise
I guess I'll save the best for last
My future seems like on big past
You'll live with me 'cause you left me no choice
I push my fingers into my eyes
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
If the pain goes on,
I'm not gonna make it!
Pull me back together
Or separate the skin from the bone
Leave me all the Pieces, and then you can leave me
alone
Tell me the reality is better than dream
But I found
About Me...About Me
This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME, even if you don’t have any idea what the answers are, and send it back to ME. BUT FIRST, post a blank one out to all your friends so they can fill one out about you! Be honest!
What’s my name?
Where did we meet?
Take a stab at my middle name:
How long have you known me?
When is the last time that we saw each other?
Were you happy to see me?
Do I drink?
What was your first impression of me when we met?
What's one of my favorite things to do?
What is the best feature about me?
Am I shy or outgoing?
Do I have any special talents?
Do you consider me a good friend?
Would you come to me for advice?
What is a memory we have once had together?
Have you ever hugged me?
Have you ever kissed me?
Do you miss me?
Do you think I miss you?
Would you cry in front of me?
What is my favorite food?
Have you ever had a crush on me?
If there was one good nickname for me, what wo
WtfSat night I fell on the ice and broke my right wrist. What luck! I hadn't even had a drink yet isn't that the shits. I did go have one before I went to the ER and two after the ER. I needed a drink after that shit.
Nothing Less Than EverythingNothing Less Than Everything
Come
Offer yourself to me
Your all
I will accept nothing less than everything
Open your mind, your body to me
Lay bare your deepest fantasies
And I will take the task to hand
I will urge you beyond the realms of your reality
Having you abandon that which you have been told is immoral
Seize the moment
Revel in the pleasure of your body
And as your mind screams for me not to stop
You will not know who is inside of whom
The pleasure of your giving as strong as my taking
I will accept nothing less than everything
Your all
Offer yourself to me
Come
How Far Would You Go?How Far Would U Go???
Put "yes" "maybe" or "no" and answer me back
Kiss me:
Hug me:
Date me:
Get tipsy with me:
Love me:
Hate me:
Hold me:
Lie to me:
Hurt me:
Sing with me:
Dance with me:
Grind with me:
Cuddle with me:
Let me make a move on you:
Make a move on me:
Watch a movie with me:
Get me a B-day gift:
Caress me:
Tickle me:
Let me tickle you:
Let me borrow your car:
Be there for me:
Buy me a drink:
Bring me around your friends:
Give me a massage:
Take me to the club:
Go to sleep with me:
Do me:
Drink kool-aid with me:
Hangout with me:
Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:
Hold hands with me:
Do something incredibly sweet for me:
Give me a lap dance:
What would you do if you woke up next to me:
Will you repost this so i can do the same for u:
AFTER YOU MAIL ME YOUR RESPONSE IN A MESSAGE, repost and see just how far someone would go with you
HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO...........
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Italians Do.......Italians have a $40,000. kitchen, but use the $259 stove from Sears in the basement to cook. There is some sort of religious statue in the hallway, living room, bedroom, front porch and backyard. The living room is filled with old wedding favors with poofy net bows and stale almonds (they are too pretty to open).
A portrait of the Pope and Frank Sinatra hang in the dining room.
God forbid if anyone EVER attempted to eat Chef Boy-are-dee, Franco American, Ragu, Prego or anything else in a jar or can (tomato paste is the exception).
Meatballs are made with Pork, Veal and Beef. We are Italians; we don't care about cholesterol. Turkey is served on Thanksgiving, AFTER the manicotti, gnocchi, lasagna and soup.
If anyone EVER says ES-CAROLE, slap 'em in the face -- it's SHCAROLE.
If they ever say ITALIAN WEDDING SOUP, let the idiot know that there is no wedding, nor is there an Italian in the soup. Also, the tiny meatballs must be made by hand.
No matter how hard you know you we
Please Tell MeSurvey
1.Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
2. Who do you blame for your mood today?
3. Have you ever seen a dead body?
4. What should we do w/ stupid people?
5. How long do you think you will live?
6. What was the first thing you did this morning?
7. The color of carpet in your bedroom?
8. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
9. Last person you went out to dinner with?
10. Are you spoiled?
11. Do you drink lots of water?
12. What toothpaste do you use?
13. How do you vent your anger?
14. The last compliment you received?
15 should be here
16. When was the last time you threw up???
17. Is/are your best friend(s) a virgin
18. What theme does your room have?
19.Do you have a cell phone?
20. Are you a momma's child or a daddy's girl?
21. Would you ever join the military?
22. The last website you visited?
23. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
24. What was the
LolPuttin in new graphics card. I'll be back on soon : )
If We Had SexIf We Had Sex
If we had sex..
Body: If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out).
1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you let me pull your hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you multiple orgasms?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. How freaky are you?
16. Would you want me to go fast or slow?
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
19. Would you mind if i licked/sucked you?
20. Would
55 Questions55 Questions I Guarantee You've Never Answered
1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
2. What song describes your relationship status?
3. How much do your dogs weigh?
4. Are you a heart breaker, or the heart breakee?
5. Ever waxed your legs?
6. Earrings or necklaces?
7. Who have you talked to most today?
8. What is the oldest message in your inbox on your phone?
9. Friend of the opposite sex that lives closest to you?
10. Color of your shirt?
11. How many years have you taken a language?
12. Who's on speed dial 5?
13. What color is your background on your computer mainly?
14. Do you wish on 11:11?
15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
16. Are you a bad influence?
17. What color are your eyes?
18. Would you rather have your name or your siblings name?
19. Would you do anything for someone?
20. Have you ever been called a whore?
21. Biggest success so far in life?
22. Do you use smiley faces o
Do You Know Me?Think You Know Me?
Think You Know Me??? Fill this out....
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out about me?
13. Emotionally, what stands out about me?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
Things To Wonder AboutTHINGS TO WONDER ABOUT
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15 Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay
My B- Day BitchesHaving a party if you live in tallahassee area call me 850-539-5741 or call me tonight at 850-339-7212
I Want To Know...YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU
I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know who I am friends with.
JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN.
(male/female answer accordingly)
1. Can you cook?
2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
3. What talent do you wish you had?
4. Favorite place?
5. Favorite vegetable?
6. What was the last book you read?
7. Are you Dirty or Clean?
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
9. Worst Habit?
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Do we know each other outside of MySpace?
2. What's your philosophy on life?
3. Negative or Optimistic?
4. What was your dream growing up?
5. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
6. Would you give me money or a slap in the face?
7. Tell m
Sad DayAuxiliary Officers Killed In Shootout To Be Buried With Full Honors
March 16, 2007
Full police inspector's funerals will be held this weekend for the two auxiliary police officers shot and killed during the shootout in Greenwich Village Wednesday.
Mayor Michael Bloomberg is expected to speak at funerals for both Nicholas Pekearo and Yevgeniy "Eugene" Marshalik.
A wake for Pekearo is being held tonight at Redden's funeral home in Manhattan. His funeral is set for tomorrow morning.
Marshalik's wake will be held tomorrow night at the I.J. Morris funeral home in Brooklyn. His funeral is set for Sunday morning.
The mayor announced Thursday morning that the city will cover the entire cost of the funerals for both fallen officers, despite a $6,000 cap for part-time and auxiliary officers.
Pekearo, 28, had been with the auxiliary police since 2003. Marshalik was two weeks shy of his 20th birthday. He was a student at NYU; he joined the Auxiliary Police Department 13
Questions...?????QUESTIONS ????
If you had a Day to live who would you Spend it with?:
What is your Goal in Life?:
Do you think you are attractive?:
Are you single?
Your best physical feature?:
What physical feature on someone attracts you?:
When do you want to get married?:
What is your Heritage?:
Would you rather find true love or be a millionaire?:
What kind of CAR do you drive?:
Do you have any Tattoos?:
Describe yourself in 1 word?:
What's something you wish you could understand better?:
Are you a good cook? whats your best dish?:
Honestly, are you open with your emotions?:
Ever cried yourself to sleep?:
What do you do when you're mad?:
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?:
what is your favorite Cologne/Perfume?:
When people say they think you are good looking/pretty are u happy?:
Whats your 3 Favorite places 2 eat?:
Whats your 3 Favorite Bands?:
what are 3 of your all time Favorite songs?:
what are your 3 all time
100% Truthful Survey30 UNKNOWN FACTS/SECRETS ABOUT YOURSELF:
Be 100%truthful!
1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
4. Are you any good at math?
7. Are you mad at anyone right now?
8. Do you know the words to the song on your CHERRYTAP profile?
9. Last thing received in mail?
10. How many different drinks have you had today?
11. Did you get horny today?
12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
13. Any plans for tonight?
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
16. What's outside your front door?
17. Do you have plans on friday nights?
18. Do you like the ocean?
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorn?
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
22. Something you are excited about?
23. Who around you has
SurveyA~Z
[A] - AVAILABLE?:
[B] - BIRTHDAY?:
[C] -CRUSHING?:
[D] - DRINK YOU LAST HAD:
[E] - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO:
[F] - FAVORITE COLOUR(S):
[G] - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS:
[H]- HOMETOWN:
[I]- INSTRUMENT:
[J] - JUGGLE:
[K] - KILLED SOMEONE:
[L] - LONGEST CAR RIDE:
[M] - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR:
[N] - Number OF SIBLINGS:
[O] - ONE WISH:
[P] - PERSON WHO CALLED YOU LAST:
[Q]- QUIT:
[R] - REASON TO SMILE:
[S] - SONG YOU LAST HEARD:
[T] - TIME YOU WOKE UP:
[U] - UNDERWEAR:
[V] - Vegetables:
[W] - WORST HABIT:
[X] - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD:
[Y] - YOUR NUMBER OF FRIENDS ON MYSPACE/CHERRYTAP:
[Z] ZODIAC SIGN:
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Another Fucking Fantastic FlickWent to the sneak preview of Reign Over Me last night...the new Adam Sandler flick. If there was ever a flick that brought me to tears both laughing my ass off and feeling for the characters onscreen, it's this one. Adam Sandler plays a guy that lost his entire family in 9/11. However, the movie was so well done as to not preach on the subject of 9/11 or show any scenes with the towers or a reenactment of anything that happened whatsoever. It was all about the man and his grief.
I will say that Adam Sandler has some incredible fucking talent. The man is a goddamn genius. I'll go as far as to say it was his best movie...I know I'll have combatants from all sides, but let me tell you, I dig a flick with intellectual humor. Anyone can rip one and call that shit comedy...while it is funny, sometimes you gotta have some humor that makes you think as well.
I've also found myself all Who-ed out. "Love Reign Over Me" is a song I had never discovered (being a Who fan myself),
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Too Fkn Funny LmaoBig Butt!!
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. ..............
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
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The Huntit is day 4 of the hunt and the trail is luke warm at best...but i still hunt with trusty rope in hand for that elusive creature the willing damsel.......
I was offered bait today but refused it must be a willing damsel with no bait needed....the true hunt must go on without any source of bait.
Something To Offend Everyone?Something to offend everyone
What is a Yankee?
The same as a Quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive? (
21st BirthdayWell I had a great 21st birthday on Wednesday, got really trashed and spent Thursday just chillin/recovering. I'm leaving in about 45 minutes to go to Cleveland to see a band my friend likes. If she knew I was only half dressed writing a blog instead of getting ready and packing she would kill me! LoL Happy St. Patrick's Day to all of you tomorrow, be safe
My Sons Wrestling Meet Last Night..We won yes 76 to 25... But Travis suffered his first loss by pin.. Just as the bell rang, making round one OVER .. the official made the 3 count that left my son devasted!
But as I told him when it was all over.. You can't win them all, You gave it your best and every now and then you need to suffer a loss ( suck though it may) to keep you humble and make you work harder.
Next tuesday is this seasons last regular meet and then the big tournament on the Saturday following.. Please wish these young men the best of luck because they are so very deserving!!
Thanks ~ Jackie
I Will Have A Table Next To Tony ToddFor those of you that will be attending the Texas Fright Fest on March 23rd-25th, I'll have a table right next to Tony todd (Candyman to you, LOL)
I look forward to seeing you guys there!
mwah!
Texas Fear Fest
The Perfect Wal-mart GreeterA very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!" --
What Men Really MeanWHAT MEN REALLY MEAN
"I'm going fishing."
Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
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"It's a guy thing."
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
________________________________________
"I can't find it."
Really means...."It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
________________________________________
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
________________________________________
"It would take too long to explain."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.
________________________________________
"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."
Really means..."I was wondering if that redhead over there is weari
Flutter- By Twitch : )Flutter-by Twitch
Fingers touch
quick tongue licks
flutter by me now.
I need this twitch.
Tiny swats
your sweet lips
taste all me me now.
I want this twitch.
Return the favor?
Oh yes I will
You'll beg I stop
Yet want me still.
Round a lap we go
Decadent lust
This fanciful show
'Tis fuck me slow.
I'm your tease
You tantalize me
Tempt to please
Your death I'll be.
Twitches and quakes
Murmurs and groans
Knots and aches
A grind-me moan.
All these things
A man to make
I won't ask
What's mine I'll take.
You want me slow
I'll fuck you fast
I want you hard
But you won't last.
Tease to please
Dreams are these
Or will I be
On my knees?
Milky and sweet
You see me now
Your aim is clear
I need you here.
Whisper heat
Upon my neck
Tell me lies
Between these thighs.
Blow and burst
Your come I've stirred
You start this, Sir
With mere a word.
Flesh-flight screams
Flutter-by wings
Quake-quasi switch
Till both we tw
Disconnecktie: The Faithful VampireIt's taken me 50,000 separate wrecks to get here and
I've learned absolutely nothing. As I'm standing here alone,
upright and motionless I am drowning in her sea.
The rising and stinking of every consciousness I've ever known
Now detached and disconnected. The endless cycle of idea and action,
Endless invention, endless experiment, endless hope and endless
disappointment. and I thought all I needed was just one breath to stay
afloat. For me it was like...like the breath, the last breath, the
last breath that I never wanted. Any of this.
I never thought that this would
capsize, but this isn't a boat, its a coffin! And now I'm moving forward.
Into the sea...into the great sea.
So I begin with the end in mind.
The cycles of heaven, 20 centuries gone by, come home.
I've fallen three miles now... and I still can't shake this dragon,
but the end is coming like a flood. It's going to be a year for
growing and the greatest amount of forgetting. My sea is dying, but
death is a
Jokerloveall rite boys and girls Here it is its finally here.Give it up for The clown pride the one and only Joker love. Now its time for that mythical adventure that you all have been waiting for.it took me a wile but i finally did. now come on down And take a seat in the first row Because your going to find Out what joker love is all about. Now i don't care who it may be i don't care who May hate me. the nasty things you may say. I'm going to tell you rite here and now.That i have love for every body It don't matter who. you can spit in my face thats all rite but you will never keep the jokerlove Down.
The Abc's Of HappinessRECOVER YOUR HAPPINESS
I LOVE THIS...
A--Accept
Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their
beliefs, motives, or actions.
B--Break Away
Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life.
C--Create
Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with.
D--Decide
Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way.
E--Explore
Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself.
F--Forgive
Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes.
G--Grow
Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your w
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Yaaaa I'm A Fucking Genius LolYou have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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First ThoughtsFIRST REACTION
Okay this is called FIRST REACTION... type what comes to your mind first whenever you hear these 40 words. Don't think and don't go back and change. Doesn't matter how random just type it!
1. Beer:
2. Anorexic:
3. Relationships:
4. Your Last Ex:
5. Power Rangers
6. Pot:
7. Clowns:
8. Color:
9. The President
10. sex:
11. Cars:
12. Gas Prices:
13. Halloween:
14. Bon Jovi:
15. Religion:
16. Myspace:
17. Worst fear:
18. Marriage:
19. Paris Hilton:
20. Brunettes:
21. Redheads:
22: Politics:
23: Pass the time:
24. One night stands:
25: Cell Phone:
27: Pixie Stix:
28: Vanilla Ice cream:
29: Port a Potties:
30: High School:
31. Pajamas:
32. Wood:
33. Wet Socks
34. Alcohol:
35. HATE:
36. Your best friends:
37. Money:
38. Heartache:
39. Love:
40. Time:
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Just Some LuvMyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts
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Like, Totally.1. Someone knocks on your door at 2 a.m. Who do you want it to be?
*Publisher's Clearing House (as if)
2. Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise if you'll do your job naked. Would you stay?
*do I get to hide in my cubicle?
3. Put yourself in a nutshell:
*not possible, literally or figuratively.
4. Have you ever seen a ghost?
*seen? no. felt or sensed? yes.
5. Are you happy with your body?
*yeah. it could be better though.
6. What’s one reason you would move to Iceland?
*to visit my ancestors.
7. Name a place you've lived that you miss:
*my first apartment.
8. What’s a job you would never do regardless of how much you were paid:
*whore.
9. A band you thought was cool when you were 13:
*Bone Thugs 'n Harmony.
10. You have a nightmare, who's the first person you think to call?
*no one. i deal with it on my own.
11. Do you want to have kids before you're 30?
*not really. i like happiness too much.
12. A memory from high school
CryCome on guys, Ladiez, Fans.....need more comments and ratings! Nice to have some conversation too??xxx
The Kinky TestAccording to experts, I am : 80% KinkyTake the Kinky Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com
Perfectiontouch me
in the firelit shadows
flame fingers patterns
on your face
as your fingers flame
my pulse
until i cannot breathe
this burning air
touch me
in the blind darknesses
cool lips of shadow
sing against slumbering skin
touch me
in the razor light of mornings
my flaws unfurled
span my length
and make me perfect
touch me
for i would wake
I'm A PorscheI'm a Porsche 911!
You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and you love to win. Performance, precision, and prestige - you're one of the elite,and you know it.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
Stroke AwarenessGot this in an e-mail from my cousin and thought it was a good thing to share.
Please read this and pass it on...Thanks ;-)
Learn these three letters, it may save someone you love...
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters...S.T.R.
My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.
Seriously.. Please read:
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) and that she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 pm, Ingrid passed away.) She had s
1 Dirty QuestionYou get to ask me 1 Dirty Question (TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch is...you have to repost this and see what people ask you
1 Dirty Question
This Is So TureYou scored as Dog. You are the Dog. You are the most loyal of your friends and you protect them at all costs. Being what you are makes you happy and your friends like that about you.Dog100%Wolf92%Snake92%Deer92%Salmon83%Bull75%Fox75%Ram75%Horse75%Eagle67%Bear67%Crow
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When Im HappyI've noticed something about myself when I'm happy I tend to have OUT BURST about shit I've always wanted to say. Like this morning I said SISTA SISTA GURLLL
NothingThis is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in FINE.
Computer Diagnosis LmfaoOne day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his
I'm Losing!!!!!How sad... I'm totally losing!!! Any comments n rates ya wanna throw my way is appreciated... THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH thus FAR!!!!
LOTS OF LOVE FATZ!!!
Your Son Is HereA nurse took the tired, anxious
serviceman to the bedside.
"Your son is here," she said to the old man.
She had to repeat the words several
times before the patient's eyes opened.
Heavily sedated because of the pain of his
heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed
Marine standing outside the oxygen tent.
He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement.
The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine
could sit beside the bed.All through the night
the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward,holding ! the old man's hand and offering
him words of love and strength. Occasionally,
the nurse suggested that the Marine move away
and rest awhile.
He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the
ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of
the night noises of the hospital - the clanking
of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night
staff members exchanging greetings
Q&a Have Fun With It1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s)?
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Three sum?
19. Anal yes/no?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. Do you like fore play?
23. What is fore play to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
The Words Of A True BikerThe Words Of A True Biker -- I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those t
Today's Message Of The DayLife is short…Break the rules…Forgive quickly…
Kiss slowly…Love truly…Laugh uncontrollably...
Never regret anything that made you smile!
~We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. Don't be the first to get old~
Sex Talk Q&a1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
10. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
12. EVER WATCH PORN DURING Sex?
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
15.HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
21. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
27. LINGERIE?
WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX:
[ ] park
[ ] church parking lot
[ ] cemetery
[ ] sc
Tabe Test 03/15/07I TOOK MY LANGUAGE TEST LAST NIGHT AND PASSED IT WITH A 10.6 GRADE LEVEL,WOOOHOOO,I AM DOING THE BEST I HAVE EVER DONE IN SCHOOL BEFORE.COULDN'T REALLY ASK TO DO ANY BETTER REALLY,IT IS COMMING TO ME NATURAL I GUESS,IT'S NOT AS HARD AS I THOUGHT IT WAS,I AM GOING FOR MY GED AND AFTER THAT I WILL DECIDE ON MY CAREER THAT I REALLY WANNA GO 4 BECUZ THERE ARE 3 CAREER'S I WANT I WILL GET ALL 3 OF THEM BUT,1ST COME'S 1ST...I AM TAKING MY TIME AND I WILL SUCCEED MY DREAM'S THIS YEAR,YAAAA
LOVE YA ALL;0)
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