written by my friend brenna as this is happening(she is basically narrating the evening):
so im sitting at my friends house with a group of us, tiffany is very drunk. its the funniest thing i have seen in a long time. i have congradulated her on making me laugh so hard i peed myself. some of her words; what are those things with sticks that are sticks with pine needles on them... "a porcupine", heres a bobby pin oh bandaids! he looks like mr. mcgoo, pooning, spilling her sock, trying to dry it off by walking because it creates friction. and being taller and having smaller feet doesnt factfatically make sense. oh shit she found the piano. they have mexicans i wonder if they are out there protesting? i wanna change my pants cuz you havepants that are loose fitting and then you have sweats. you know? did you see them they were surrounding the house. when i think about surrounding i think they are like all around the house. i feel like im the only one standing up and i feel like everyone is looking at me and i feel that if you just take a shot with me then everyone wont be looking at me and we can go back to our lives. thats what ive always wanted for people to stand up for me when im gonna go drink. how do i know i cant trust it if it were in the bottle. i want to be completely honest with you when i look at you. this is what i see. this isnt tv this is old people making out on a hospital bed. i dont like it when you laugh at me i feel condescending and my ankle hurts and nobody takes me seriously. im having one of those moments where heres my body and heres my mental frame and they are loking at eachother i feel like a rubber band. if i could float it would be like on a magic carpet. stop it im a person. im right here. how did it know that it was your puzzle? lets sword fight. heres yours. VICTORY! shes like a drunken mushroom. mushrooms dont talk meggie! how come you have an upstaris you dont even live in it. shit theres no light.(cackles from the bathroom) ow! the paper wont stay on the roll! (closet door opens, tiffany enters and closes the door)tiff? PEEK A BOO! you should put that box on your head, i wouldnt know what to do with it when it got there. ow. everything isnt moving for a few minutes. stop drop and roll. stop drop and rollll. these shoes look like computer controllers. like left click right click. the arrow man directing my ways. strike! oh. gosh. its so awful right now. i feel like you need to stop moving your in the car and were playing that game chinese musical chairs. you need to stay in your spots for a few minutes so i can keep track of orderness. (dont call your boyfriend drunk. he will always know and you cant hide it)will you call me in the morning time zone? dont pusher me. my foot goes off to my left. thi is way too small to see a tv screen on i dont know what you guys are thinking. bye baby this is the last time ill see you behind skin. i wont see you before the pregnancy so have a fun life i mean have a fun pregnancy i mean have a fun delivery. and scene.
