Interested in a quick $50? Be at 700 S. Main St. in Fall River, WI at 1:00 p.m. today! I will be demonstrating for all interested to see the art of pleasing a man. Hey, he's cute even if you aren't interested in me! For those interested in personal visits, I perform for lasagna. It takes hard work to keep up my figure!
Happy April Fool's!
