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Recenly I Found this on someones profile and was pretty impressed by what it had to say.
It also made me wonder why there is a need here on fubar to express such things.
Top 11 Reasons A Profile Will Be Blocked By Me:
11) Profile pics that show too much skin. I'm an adult, and I'm aware that this is supposed to be an adult site, but GIVE ME A BREAK! It's looking like eHarmony or Match went the hard-core slutty route most of the time. If that's how you want to portray yourself, that's fine. But please DO NOT insult my eyes with it.
10) Having a self-deprecating name. I do NOT find it cute or funny that you call yourself a slut or MILF or some kind of whore. I find this to be offensive and rude, even if it is about yourself.
9) Blank add requests. Please say SOMETHING to me when you wish to add me as a friend. I am not here to see how many friends I can accumulate in an hour. Nor am I here to become just another face on your list of unknown friends.
8) The lack of a sense of humor. I can and will laugh at myself from time to time. I just do goofy things. I expect my friends to have the same sort of sense of humor. I'll laugh at and with them, just as they will laugh at and with me.
7) Begging. This really HAS to stop. It's irritating to see people begging for fans, rates, adds, blings, comments, fubucks, etc. If you're THAT hard up to have to beg for it, WHY ARE YOU HERE???
6) Disrespect. Yes, I FULLY expect my profile to be read. Why? Because I take the time to read yours. I don't like it when someone tries to get my information when I quite frankly state in here that I'm NOT GOING TO GIVE THAT OUT. It's rude.
5) Ignorance. If you're going to talk about something, have a conversation, please do find something you are well-versed on. Trying to have an intelligent conversation with a nitwit is NOT how I like to spend my time.
4) Conversation lacking in substance other than sex. This goes hand-in-hand with item #5. If you can't hold a decent conversation without telling me you think I'm hot, I'm sexy, or listing off things you'd like to do to me, then please file yourself in the circular file bin so the trash man can remove you from my sight.
3) Calling me "baby". There is only one person allowed to EVER call me this. YOU ARE NOT HIM! I am not your baby, so please do NOT call me that.
2) Calling me a "MILF". Yes, I have a child. And yes, I'm aware that there are those on here that find me attractive. But the term "Mom I'd Like to Fuck" does not at all appeal to me as being something positive. If all I'm worth to anyone is a FUCK, then please feel free to continue on your "ho-quest" because I'm not on that list.
1) Hitting on me. This will get you nowhere. I am IN A RELATIONSHIP. That means I'm not a slab of beef just waiting to be turned into your Porterhouse steak. I'm not in the market for someone new, nor will I ever be. I have perfection, and you can't top that. You'll only look like a bigger fool for even trying.
NOTE: For those who do message me without reading this, they WILL become blog fodder for the prevention of idiocy and ignorance. Just a warning. If they don't heed it, I know they didn't read it.
If this gets me labeled as being a prude or insecure by most of you folks, guess what. I don't care. I'm not a prude by ANY stretch of the imagination. I just DON'T want to see sluts and so-called playas scrolling across my screen. And my insecurity should be the least of your worries. You should try concentrating on your own insecurities and figure it out for yourself. I don't want any hard feelings from anyone. I'm just here to spend my time with the good friends I've made and try to make more. |
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