The Dog
I am Max the dog
I get more kisses than a frog
But I lick my balls with such grace
Then give my master kisses on the face
Can put on the sad face when I want out
Not returning to them till they scream and shout
Its fun to shit and make them gag
Especially when they have to lift it with a bag
But they love me when I lay at there feet
Laying there sleeping I look so sweet
But I leave little messages here and there
Its fun if they stand on it and there feet are bare