A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her
5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living
room. She heard the train
stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches
who want off, get the
hell off now...because this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get
your asses in
the train...because we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We
don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to
your room and you are
to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you
may play with your
train ... but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing
with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say...
"All passengers, please remember your things, thank
you and hope your trip
was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us
again soon."
She heard her little darling continue..."For those of
you just
boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For
those of you who
are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay.....please see
the bitch in the kitchen."
