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Smokes are $10 a pack in New York. I remember when it used to be that only downtown, but thanks to taxes, it's the price you pay everywhere. What's a poor addict to do? Well in my case, I turn to the great pioneers of this country; Native Americans!
Turns out, when you buy smokes on the res there are no taxes, so a carton is just under $50. Not only that, but gas was like twenty cents cheaper. God bless America!
*Starts singing*
