Attention Whore Tactics are as follows...do any of you know these people...
Attention Whores come in all sizes, colors and creeds.
In order to obtain their necessary daily dosage of attention, Attention Whores will employ variety of tactics. Common examples include:
- Turning an internet wide joke into a serious business protest because of minimal mention from media sources,
- Telling outrageous, usually untruthful stories about things which they claim happened to them. These stories may include incidents in which they were almost raped, most times by a close family member or friend; claiming that they have been (or are being) stalked; claiming that they were shot in the spleen, et cetera.
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Uploading copious amounts of pictures of themselves at various angles.
- Claiming to be bisexual.
- Using a tripcode.
- Posting poetry which alludes to their "dark and mysterious" past.
- Tricking guys into the Friend Zone.
- Making YouTube videos where you just stare at the camera.
- Claiming they're 90 pounds, when [irl] they're obese.
- Contributing to Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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Stealing from Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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Vandalizing Encyclopedia Dramatica.
- Looking at Encyclopedia Dramatica.
- Posting song lyrics meant to describe their "no one understands me!" emotional states.
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Cutting or occasionally half-heartedly attempting suicide.
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Deleting their LiveJournals, only to return 48 hours later.
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Shameless self promotion.
- Recording and posting over 9,000 videos on MySpace andYouTube.
- Wearing makeup and very little or very slutty clothing when webcam chatting.
- Saying, "I dEaLzS dRuGz" at every opportunity.
- Claims they are a Big Deal constantly.
- Repeating popular/funny quotes from popular shows, CONSTANTLY.
- Saying "I FUKEN' LUV J000000!!~211~!" to all of their friends.
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Starting "flame wars" with their troll socks.
- Pretending to be "GANGSTAAAAAAA" and referring to everybody as "NIGGA".
- Filling out and forwarding pointless questionnaire after pointless questionnaire, revealing their favorite things and secret dreams.
- Filming or photographing themselves dancing in their underwear. (Not that we're complaining...)
- Saying they were mugged by a nigra based on their political beliefs.
- Commenting pictures of themselves saying "OMG NOTICE HOW MY LEG IS BENDING THAT WAY AND I DIDNT EVEN DO THAT ON PURPOSE. IM LYK SOOOO FLEXIBLE HEHEHE"
- Constantly reminiscing SUCH CRAZY TYMES and real BAMF moments with their fellow attention whore friends..while in a group of strangers.
Beware: If you have sex with one of these people she or he will tell the whole Internets how shit you were. In detail. Even if you're really good. Furthermore, if you end a relationship with an Attention Whore, she may invite the whole world to an online self pity party and reveal to everyone what a evil person you are. Attention whores can make you lose all interest in the opposite sex and turn you gay. In fact, 98% of gays are the result of dating attention whores.
