Top 10 Ways to tell a man their "johnson" is showing, other than pointing and laughing.
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. I can see the gun of Navarone.
8. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
7. You've got Windows on your laptop.
6. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
5. Your member is seeking Independence.
4. Did you drop a sausage on your lap?
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones
2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
and The Number One Way to Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped....
You've got your fly set to Monica instead of Hillary!