We promised you a raise.. but you can't have it!
By the way, those days you requested off in advance: You can't have those either!
We, as your employers, think you're doing a great job, but we don't want to show that to you!
Keep adding more awesome to your plate for the same price of LESS AWESOME!
In other words, FUCK YOU!
Thank you for choosing [insert entity here] and have a great day.