Good Morning. How are you today? It’s Friday woooopeee with a Big Woo and a Little P…. come on that was funny…. Ok onward.
Hey, how do you act when you see The Drivers Ed car on the highway or country road, intersection, you name it? Well normally I do the look twice and then look again…before proceeding past or by or even close enough to see that it is a car… Like Last night one snuck up on me…oh yea! I had been on my way home from work and all of a sudden there it was. It was a sedan of some sort, jazzy no less with a fancy ass decal on the side almost looked like a hippie mobile from the sixty’s …. Holy smokes it was the HDDS….oh nooooooooooo I thought they were out of Business! The Hippie Dippy Driving School the side of the car was all Psychedelic and all… weird designs of some sort… perhaps paint job and body shop traces… anyway… that is when you take the word “ Oh” and give it meaning. Oh yeah! See the word “ Oh” can be used in various sentences… stay with me here and I am sure we all have used oh in this form or another:
The Surprised “oh”; Oh WOW!!!!
The Not so Surprised “oh”: Oh…sure..
The Surprised and Pissed “Oh”: Oh… REALLY!
The Surprised and sensitive “Oh”: oh…Oh….oooooooooooooh
“Oooops that might have been another type of “O”
Moving onward….
The “Oh” I can’t believe you did that “oh”: ……………….(facial remarks make no words needed, dropped eyebrow, shaking the head)
The “oh you shouldn’t have “oh”: Awwww Oh how sweet……………(Long….long pause)
The “oh I am going to Kill you “oh”: Oh, you bought that without my permission …
And Lastly since I only have limited time left before morning reports are due to run… The all popular “OH… A Drivers Ed Vehicle” : SHIT! I mean Oh Sugar…..
So there I was driving along and the Hippie Dippy Driving school was training another would be driver, a girl…. Who just happened upon my lane like she was drafting the car in front of her and before you could say SHIT… I mean Oh Sugar… a Car in my lane she forced me over to meet MR Median.. Not to be confused with cow pasture my Durango was grazing in the grass… Isn’t that a song by Herb Alfred and the Tijuana Brass? Gosh just looking at Tijuana makes me think of the Little Penguins that befriended Mumbles in Happy Feet…. “Let me Tell sumpin to Jew…”
Oh …. There was another use of the word “oh” the Oh… it’s time to go “oh” …. Have a wonderful day and may your weekend be filled with at least the greatest of all Oh’s…. hmmm I am not sure the spelling is correct…Oh, well Have a great one in what ever plans you have planned
A huge hug and “OH” by the way three great pats
Mart
