Everyone seems to be wondering why radical Islamic terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now...
No Jesus.
No Christmas.
No television.
No football.
No basketball.
No baseball.
No golf.
No tailgate parties.
No cheerleaders.
No nude women.
No semi-nude women.
No beer!!!
No wine!!
No hard liquor!
No ham.
No bacon.
No sausage.
No BBQ'd pork.
No pork rinds.
No hot dogs.
No cheeseburgers.
No chocolate chip cookies.
No lobster.
No other shellfish, or
even frozen fish sticks.
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
You can't shave.
More than one wife.
Your wives can't shave.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey,
but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there any mystery here?
