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What are you waiting for?
1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
Probably in front of my computer watching a show on the wholose.
2. Who are you in love with?
Hmm... odd question at this point in my life.
I'm gonna go with "ass-meat girl".
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Nope.
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Yes. A box for a windup robot.
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
... ... probably over 5 years?
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
I am, and I'm thinking about removing them since the Royals just lost 3 in a row.
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
No. My goodness. No.
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Probably some time this week... it is pretty easy to get there.
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Nope.
10. Are you hot?
I'm a little warm, hence the lack of clothing.
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water.
12. What are you wearing right now?
aaaaaw yeeeeeah~
Novelty boxers. Jinxed socks.
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
I let the rain do it.
14. Last food that you ate?
Palmful of pistachios
15. Where were you last week at this time?
uuuh... friends' house getting drunk? Or possibly playing video games at home.
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Nope, but I could use a black pair of 550's and a powder blue shirt.
17. When is the last time you ran?
Today.
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Royals Vs. Orioles.
19. What is your favorite animal?
My doggy.
20. Your dream vacation?
Southern Fance.
21. Last person's house you were in?
Other than mine? "The River" as they like to call it.
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
Heh.
23. Have you been in love?
Debateable. I'd like to think so. More than once.
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
Yeah. My goto on this question is my brother. But the list is temporarily extended.
25. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
If I had one, I'd probably get more play.
I dunno... I try to be my earnest, empathetic, sincere, witty, informed self...
Turns out women like mouthbreathing fashionable assholes.
