Over 16,540,439 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
(Note: I’m making calls to let people know that the movies they reserved are in.)
Me: “Hi there, this is Sarah from [video rental store]. I’m just calling to let you know the movie you reserved is now in if you’d like to come pick it up.”
Customer: “Oh, for Pete’s sake. These stupid f***ing recordings! I can’t believe even friggin [video rental store] has them now. You hear that, you stupid f***ing robot? YOU F***ING PIECE OF ROBOT S***!
Me: “Um…sir? I am an actual person.”
Customer: *hangs up*
