Trying to clean my car today
When the vaccum and the plug outlet are a mile away
With dog hairs and paper on the floor
Even pencils and cough drop wrapers indeed much more
So much of a mess that appeared to be so little
Where all of it came from is a very good riddle
Had to move the car several times to get closer to the outlet
Having no dog poop on my shoe is suprising, my day is set
To remove all allergens with out a trace
I use febreeze, was not spraying at all until it shot me in the face
The nozzle was not turned the other way
So after spraying three times and then moving it, someone had to pay
In the face and in the glasses like so
It smells weird and burns a tad two things I did not know
Probably cost more than four bucks
Not safe for tired men who drive big trucks
Washing the car is for the rain
A assistant called weather, takes away that headache and pain
Paint job for sure is needed, what color should it be?
Purple, green, yellow, orange, pink or gray? confusion sets in everyone can agree
Hmmm but how about gigantic speakers to make loud noise?
Playing classical music or classic rock around all the younger girls and boys
Indeed all music is great to a degree
Where is the respect of others who rather think in silence and just be?