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Snorks:
Well, snorks, are underwater space smurfs with ingrown dildos on their heads. Not really much to be said about that.
Smurfs:
That whole colony was communist. Papa Smurf is the leader, thats why he wore red. Theres two possiblities with Lady Smurf:
one: that was Papa Smurf's sex slave
two: Papa Smurf ordered the others to run a train on Lady Smurf, while he was off jerkin his smurf gerkin, probably in some sick, smurf bukkake sorta way
Scooby Doo:
Obviously, a drug addict's haven. Especially, because Shaggy, a stoner, and his obviously acid addict talking dog, Scooby, were high 99.99999% of the time. Thus, the constant consumption of stockpile munchies. Fred and Daphne, obviously, a hush couple, always made Thelma, Shaggy and Scooby go thier own way, so they could go off and he could hide his griddy ax in her ham wallet the entire episode. Next thing you see, Thelma's actually off by herself, twiddling her twat with whatever "artifacts" she found while wandering around fucking aimlessly. But first, you see her looking for these "artifacts, so you dont see Shaggy and Scooby getting doped up on every illicit drug known to man. Thelma finds "artifact"; you now see Shaggy and Scooby getting their munch on with 10 ft. high sammiches. Thelma?... twat-twiddlin! Then, somehow, they find some some creepy pedophile in a Halloween costume, chasing the stoner kid and his dumb doped dog around, then turn him in to the 'To Catch A Predator' guy at the end, and the nymphos, Fred and Daphne, get ALL the credit for it!!
Mind you, all this shit is meant for kids ranging in age from 3-8!!
Most people wonder why the youth of America is so fucked up!!
