As a natural blonde I have never at any point within my 28 year lifespan (born 16/1/1979) either arrogantly and naively implied or claimed to know all of lifes answers or posess the ability to accurately predict the future. One question however continues to constantly and consistantly plauge me. Why does the universe and fate continue to conspire against me? What have I possibly done to deserve it? After today it is clear to me despite my previous belief I am no longer even safe at work from fate's twisted sense of humor. Those of you that have endured a hard day's work will love this one! Upon finishing for the day I accompanied a co worker in to the car park in order for us to leave when we were approached by a young woman and her unleashed dog. She approached with the intention of asking us a legal question yet half way through our answer her dog suddenly lounged and bit my co worker in the forearm. Reacting I struck the dog upon the head causing it to open its jaws and reatreat. I then warned the woman that if she did not leave I would take my anger out on her sorry hide. She stormed off and I took my co worker inside to help her clean and dress her wound. Upon cleaning her injury we attempted to leave a second time only to discover the woman had returned to the car park and was now standing with a large black gentleman. Naturally an argument ensued. Half way through I said something to the effect of "if you kept your useless inbred bitch under control and on a leash we wouldn't have this fucking issue!" to which he replied (word for word) "What you mean my woman?" I had to turn around and walk away I was laughing so hard.
