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What are you waiting for?
What's your name spelled backwards?
Adnama Ear.
What did you do last night?
The same thing I'm doing tonight, aside from several phone calls and this.. thing.
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Probably Skype.
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
That doesn't even spark a glimmer of curiousity in me.
Last time you swam in a pool?
A month ago. They're all giant jacuzzis right now. Like 100 kids peed in them.
What are you wearing?
Women's underwears.
How many cars have you owned?
I'm on my 5th. I miss my 4th.
Type of music you dislike most?
Throaty death metal. I can't understand a word they're growling.
Are you registered to vote?
No. Do I want to be? No.
Do you have cable?
The best too much money can buy.
What kind of computer do you use?
A work-issued Dell something something laptop.
Ever made a prank phone call?
I honestly don't recall.
You like anyone right now?
I "like" about 50 people everyday.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Will there be xanax?
Furthest place you ever traveled?
Ugh. Canada.
What's your favorite comic strip?
xkcd. So, it's not on paper.
Do you know all the words to the national anthem?
When I'm at sporting events.
Shower, morning or night?
Morning, if not both.
Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Hot Tub Time Machine made me lawl. A lot.
Favorite pizza toppings?
Pepperoni, extra cheese, and LOTS of jalapenos. Refer to Misc. picture folder for proof.
Chips or popcorn?
Smartfood white cheddar popcorn.
What cell phone provider do you have?
Virgin Mobile.
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
What kind of dumbfuckery is this?
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Oh, yeah. Real princess right here. *belch*
Orange Juice or apple?
Apple!!
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?
Blank stare.
Favorite chocolate bar?
I'm fine with anything sans coconut or almonds, I suppose.
Who is your longest friend and how long?
Pass.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
It has probably been several years since I've eaten a tomato that wasn't harvested as a result of mass production.
Have you ever won a trophy?
2nd grade spelling bee - 1st place, bitches.
Favorite arcade game?
Tabletop Pacman.
Ever ordered from an infomercial?
Yes, a pilates DVD.
Sprite or 7-UP?
I rebel with Sierra Mist.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?
I rock scrubs at my current place of employment.
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?
Deodorant.
Ever thrown up in public?
Define "public".
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
I'll take the money. It's far more realistic.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
No. Lust, oh fuck yes.
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?
ATHF.
Did you have long hair as a young kid?
My hair has never been as long as it is now.
What message is on your voicemail machine?
I don't remember. It's been the same thing for the last 3-4 years and I never call myself.
Where would you like to go right now?
That's highly debatable. I will master debate and get back to you.
Whats the name of your pet?
Fuck you.
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?
I have a plain brown backpack that I use for carry-on luggage. It's as empty as my travel planner.
What do you think about most?
Sex and sleep, and my lack of having either.
