LadynRED's blog: "Jokes"

MORNING SEX - 
  
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs

and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. 
  
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,

'You've got to make love to me this very moment!' 
  
My eyes lit up and I thought,

'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!' 
  
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then

gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. 
  
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove,

her T-shirt still around her neck. 
  
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' 
  
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'