There are a lot of words that you can use to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong - but you could still use them.
How do you get a man to keep his hands off you?
Marry him.
What do you do when you best friend runs away with you husband?
Send her a thank you card.
I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures. (From a bumper sticker)
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Q: What do getting a man to learn and trying to fly the speed of light have in common?
A: Both have been tried, both failed.
Q: Why do women date jerks?
A: Because all the sweet caring ones were hunted to extinction.
Here's an oxymoron: a grown man.
Man: Great concept, bad engineering.
MAN.SYS found execute GROPE.EXE (Y/N)
MAN.ZIP: Funny program. Expect a laugh when unzipped.
Man troubles? Don't those words automatically go together?
Men - Can't live with them, and there's no resale value.
Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve.
Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.
Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win...they lose.
Men are only good for one thing...two, if they're good at it.
Men: Good from far, far from good.
What does PMS really stand for?
Promoting Male Slavery.
What do you call a caring, considerate and gifted man?
A Myth.
Never call men ogres, scum, monsters, etc. ....... That would be the insulting ogres, scum, monsters etc.
Why do men put women on pedestals?
So they can look up their skirts.
Q: How do you confuse a man?
A: You don't have to - they're born that way.
If they lined up all the men in the world... it would be one goofy line.
There are some people you can confuse ALL of the time...they're called men!
How are men like beanie babies?
They're cheap, their heads are mushy, and the really cute ones are hard to find.
What is the thickest book in the world?
"What Men Think They Know About Women"
When a man sees a naked woman, he can't control his desire.
When a woman see a naked man, she can't control her hysterical laughter!!!
There are three times when a woman doesn't understand a man.
Before marriage, during marriage and after marriage.
If God had intended women to chase men, she would have made them worth catching.
Men can't count.
How many times has he asked for "just one more chance"?
