Woman 1: If you could change 1 thing in your life what would it be?
Woman 2: You mean other than the fact I didn't marry Steve and move to Paris and instead I married Ron and moved to south Jersey...
Woman 1: Yea.
Woman 2: And I didn't pursue my painting that everyone told me was special and instead had 3 kids in 5 years and became a stay-at-home mom who works part-time at the clothing store?
Woman 1: Yea.
Woman 2: Nothing. (both women laugh)
-- Overheard in: Park, Ocean Cty NJ --