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Ranking  is not for the weak....

(ranking resets every Wednesday)

first off, i wanna say THANK YOU to everyone that helped me try to level.

(knowing how awesome you are, is the ONLY reason i thought i had a chance)


i think i did it wrong,  this is how i will run my 2nd and last attempt.

~ have a butt load of credits (500..)

 
~ Happy Hour isn't needed

~ Boomer for every 4 hours of the week (42)

~ if you can, the same amount of big bangs (they reset your rates)

~ TELL your friends and family your plan and ask them for help (you cant bitch later they didn't help, if u haven't told them your plan)

~ very little to no famps(giving your rates away isn't helping you reach top 10)

~ IF you're famping and trade spots...do it with the opposite sex and people not trying to rank, they are not your competition. 

~ keep a shovel handy (for the bullshit)

 

ok so now you think your ready, you got your boomers and big bangs and the butt load of credits?

(hopefully your family and friends have you on their pages and status's asking for you to be rated & added to famps as well)

you are going to have to stalk the active bling box, search pages & HH blocks for buy-in's.
your mission all this week is buyin's!

Rate/Fan/Like & ADD first, then ask if they have a spare spot you can fill, explain why you are asking, be VERY nice and say PLEASE & Thank You!

they may want you to buy in..offer fubux. if they want credits offer a bling of the same value to save transfer fee.
some will say credits only, BUY IN!!!

(3-4 credits depending if there is HH . some will charge 5 if they are activating a Big Bang halfway through)

if they added you for free...send them a TY bling or gift, polish their bling and make sure they are 100% shitfaced



while your finding all these buyin's you need to rate/like & comment EVERY profile you visit. leave a cute comment and TINY image to get you noticed, letting everyone know your trying for top 10 and that all rates and famp adds are greatly appreciated.

change up your greeting or image every 6 pages or so, avoid the spam trap

keeping in the LIVE FEED is probably one of the most important things you need to do, everyone needs to see your boomer!
activating bling is the first way they see ya but here are a few other ideas to keep active...

*ripping videos

*adding pix

*voting and commenting on band battle

*global mums (you get 5 a day)

*enter fu-lotto

*send drink rounds

*change your status every 30 mins or so

*get pimped

 *pimp-slap's keep u in the live feed box even

(friend adds, likes and comments are in the live feed as well)

ANYTHING that keeps you active in that live feed box is good!!!

 
you wont like this game if your not already a top member, its expensive and full of drama!
keep your game fair and clean, keep notes and boost-marks so you don't forget people that help.

Good Luck!

the worst parts for me was asking for buyin's and realizing how many WONT help.
(i was told prices up to 10 credits and even 150 million fubux for famp spots)

now i think i got everything....

i know it sounds evil and not very helpful to others BUT it is a HUGE fight for top 10.

for me top 10 was the WORST week of my fu-life, all i did was piss good people off trying.
i did learn a lot about people, who is truly helpful and who is always gonna be out for themselves.

 
**FMP57's hopefully you are helping at no  or   very little charge, you want the help back!**
if you already leveled...KEEP HELPING OUT!

i wont be selling add's for rankers

(over 59 and under 57)

i also wont be removing perm sold spots or friends to make room

57's and 58's trying for top 10 to LEVEL can ask me to be added to my famps

just SB ME. i will ask for a 1 credit bling, this will be done on a first come, first serve basis EACH famp

Take this how you like...it might be a good what NOT do to list!