You have to know the rules!
Rule # 1 - Never judge a book by its cover.
Rule # 2 - Never judge a movie by its actors.
Rule # 3 - If you can't fix it, duct it.
Rule # 4 - If you can’t cook, make reservations.
Rule # 5 - They are your kids for life, hug them often!
Rule # 6 - Don’t give out toothbrushes for Halloween!!!
Rule # 7 - Don’t give socks for Christmas.
Rule # 8 - Don’t serve TOFU cake for Birthdays.
Rule # 9 - Never pass up a chance to go to the bathroom.

And the most important rule at my house –
Rule # 10 - Never forget to feed the dogs.

If you didn’t guess yet, I try to have a sense of humor. I can get serious when I have to but don’t see the need to be so all the time. Besides, who said that the truth can’t be funny? After all, look at our political system! With that in mind, read on, you might just chuckle at me sense I laugh at myself!

I know what I am and don't try to be anything else. Mid 40's in age and Teens in attitude. I never grew up. I'm a bit heavy, I'm a bit under 6' tall and more than a bit bald. I'm not rich. I have 3 large dogs at my house and you WILL get dog hair on you! I am more comfortable in jeans or sweats and a t-shirt but I can dress for any occasion (as long as I can wear jeans and a t-shirt (just kidding)). I would rather ride a roller coaster than a merry-go-round and would rather see a movie than go to a 5-star diner. And if Heaven doesn’t have dogs, I ain't going! A person has to get older but why do we have to act like it? I like to drive and travel and I go to Disney at least once a year. I love the Colorado Mountains. And I take my dogs to Cherry Creek Dog Park as often as I can.

I like a cold starry night sitting in the hot tub watching for shooting stars. I like sitting with friends and playing games; cards, trivia, Monopoly and other board games. Pool and Darts are always a god time with the right people. Or even just sitting and watching a movie. OK, I admit that I like Horror Flicks (better to cuddle too?) but I like all kinds of movies and even have a fair number of ‘Chick’ Flicks (loved “Just Like Heaven”!)!