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Your mouth would look a lot better with my dick in it, instead of that retarded facebook pursed lip "I just got hit on the back of the head with a frozen baguette" look.
Or "scene girl gotta fart" look.
... I can actually shorten that rant to the first clause.
Also
When doing calisthenics with a weapon, make sure your arm doesn't go numb as a result of major surgery and you lose your grip thus throwing something through something more expensive like a TV or a window >>
Not that I have, its just damned good advice.
I survived thanksgiving with minimal bullshit and insults, and I got a hefty check from my grandmother because >> well, she has nothing to spend her money on.
Good times, it should make up for the two completely uncompensated days I just spent with family and my beloved dog and PS3.
Tomorrow deposits, coffee, and a big BIG mute button for the rest of the world.
Also
fricase' is in the fridge.
Just about the last batch til I thaw some stew meat and make beef bourginon... someone correct my french there. I'm out for a bit.
Goat's milk alfredo was a triumph.
