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43 Year Old · Female · From Arroyo Grande, CA · Invited by: jacob · Joined on June 11, 2006 · Born on December 11th
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43 Year Old · Female · From Arroyo Grande, CA · Invited by: jacob · Joined on June 11, 2006 · Born on December 11th
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the names elizabeth {$5 only to Michael}Brown eyesblondeish brown hair14 years oldtall for my age i guess# 5 of 6 kidsone word for me: interestingElizabeth loves:josh~michelle~tyler~sniff~kelly~michaelsoftball!chocolateice cream!penguinskoalasmy cell phonemusicgum!!the rainboys{ but mostly josh}elizabeth hates:people who break your trustliarsboys who break your heart twicecountrywide commercialsthe heati'm crazy cool once you get to know me. if you don't know me you might think i was a stripper but that's just my night job. jk. i'm an awsome listener. IM me sometime. BlackRoseFairy05{it's an aol account}I Love Josh! I Love Josh!I Love Josh! I Love Josh! I Love Josh!I Love Josh!I Love Josh!I Love Josh! I Love Josh! Click here to get Falling ObjectsI Love Josh! I Love Josh! I Love Josh!I Love Josh!I Love Josh!I Love Josh!I Love Josh! I Love Josh!I Love Josh! I Love Josh! I Love Josh!I Love Josh!I Love Josh!I Love Josh!I Love Josh!I edited this profile with MyResourceSpace.com -- Myspace Resources

43 Year Old · Female · From Arroyo Grande, CA · Invited by: jacob · Joined on June 11, 2006 · Born on December 11th
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B306What is your name?:Elizabeth What is your age?:14 Where do you live?:A.G. Why?:'Cause my parents do Do you like it?:Not really What would change in there?:Move to Santa Maria What's your heigh?:5'8' Weigh?:130 Are you pretty?:Eh. Depends who you ask Are you smart?:Kinda Are you cool?:Depends who u ask Are you a whore?:Depends who u ask If you...could have any animal in the world, which one would you choose?:Penguin How would you name it?:Waiter If you saw a llhama walking down the street, what would you do?:Take a picture If the llhama talked to you, what would you do?:Talk back If you were the president, what would you do?:Sleep If you could go anywhere, where would you go?:Italy or Ireland If you could have any food right now, what would you want?:SPEGHETTI If you had US$10.000.000, what would you buy?:A ford F.150 Choose between...Light or darkness?:Darkness TV or computer?:Computer Ok, I can't think about any other question to ask here.:Haha Will you beat me?:Who are you? Will you give me a hug?:Sure I'm sad:That's nice Ok... never mind.:Ok then Do you like books?:Yeah What do you use them for?:Reading Do you collect something?:Nope Are you married?:Nope Do you have any kids?:No How old are they?:Um. NO KIDS YET! Do you have pets?:Yeah Why?:'Cause they kick ass Do you wear glasses?:Not anymore Are you mentaly stable?:Depends who u ask What is your favorite color?:Black and Green Is it the color of your hear?:No Of your lip stick?:No Of your walls?:No Of your tooth brush?:No Do you have a teddy bear?:Yeah Did you name it?:Yeah Where did you sleep last night?:In my bed Were you alone?:Yeah Lyer!:DAMN! How you know? I was there!:Lol.Good Answer A few minutes later...Are you gay?:No Can you touch your nose with you tongue?:Nope Were you trying right now?:Yeah Do you study?:Sometimes Why?:To pass Are you bored?:Yeah How many likes did you say so far?:I don't know Do you have fleas?:No Do you still have all of the parts of your body?:Yeah Do you wear converse?:Yeah Do you hate someone? Who?:Not really Are you talking to somebody now?:Yeah Were you talking to somebody before?:Yeah What's your favorite TV show?:Degrassi Are you evil?:Depends who u ask Did you ever commited a crime?:Yeah What shoe size are you?:11 What is your favorite word?:DAMN! If you keep turning around will you get dizzy?:Probably What you thinking about?:How stupid this quiz is What you gonna do after you finish answering this questions?:Put it on my Lost Cherry Are you listening to music now?:Yeah Were you listening o music when you started?:Yeah Will you listen to music when you finish?:Yeah When was the last time you saw blood?:Thursday I smell something...:OK? Can you feel it? What is it?:Are u a molester? What did you do today?:Got my nails done Ok, you can go now...:THANK GOD! Take this survey | Find more surveysYou've been totally Bzoink*d
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Ohh! Yeah! So much for first single on this one [Verse 1] Shady's the lable Aftermath is the stable That the horses come out erra Of course we're about to stir up Some shit ?? Mix water with syrup It's the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves Just for no reason other than the just to tease him Cause he was as big as ?? He used to be Superman Now we're pourin liquor on the crib in his name for him Eminem you wait till' we meet up again Fucker I'm kickin your ass for everything you've ever said It's one for the money two for the fuckin show Ready get set, let's go Here comes the ?? stompin and stampedin up the damn street Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow So look out below, geronimo, motherfuckers is dominos I'm on a roll, around and around I go When will I stop? I don't know Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off But I know anything's possible Though I'm not gonna top what I sold I'm at the top of my game That shit is not gonna change Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team I'll get away with murder I'm Michael J. he's like my cock from the day We keep the mark from the tapes In a safe, locked them away Better watch what you say Just when you thought you were safe Them fuckers got you on tape You swear to god you was playin Whether or not you was little Joshua Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same Cause one day it could cost you your name [Chorus] And this was supposed to be my first single But I just fucked that up so, Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle Slap a bitch and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Oh Ah Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Poo Poo Ca Ca [Verse 2] Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare naked chicka chicka chicka .. And then just turned 16 and used a fake id To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly Hehehehehe, to be so young and naive Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks Hickory Dickory derr digga Look at me work wizardry with these words Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain 22 jerks and a jerk circle Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute What am I sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind it rrrbb lemme ask you again Am I just jerkin the chain Am I bizerk or insane Or am I just one of them damn amateurs Workin the damn camera filmin one of them Paris Hilton home made pornos Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle Chicka Chicka Just recently somebody just discovered Britney and Justin videotapes of them fuckin When they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse club And dusted them and went straight to The Source with them Cause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh- And then tried to erase and record over it But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the Uh Uh and then the come-to-find-out-it-was-Justin Sayin 'I'm done-uh!' Come on this was [Chorus] supposed to be my first single But I just fucked that up so, Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle Slap a bitch and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Oh Ah Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Poo Poo Ca Ca [Verse 3] Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chest And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key And I'll be sure to get back As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!) So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken, Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock(?) bawka-bi-kaw Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick And stick a dick in your mouth I'm done you can fuck off fucka-fucka-fuck offf! [Chorus] And this was supposed to be my first single But I just fucked that up so, Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle Slap a bitch and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Oh Ah Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Poo Poo Ca Ca
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