43 Year Old
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Female
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From Arroyo Grande, CA·
Invited by: jacob·
Joined on June 11, 2006
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Born on December 11th
17
the names elizabeth {$5 only to Michael}Brown eyesblondeish brown hair14 years oldtall for my age i guess# 5 of 6 kidsone word for me: interestingElizabeth loves:josh~michelle~tyler~sniff~kelly~michaelsoftball!chocolateice cream!penguinskoalasmy cell phonemusicgum!!the rainboys{ but mostly josh}elizabeth hates:people who break your trustliarsboys who break your heart twicecountrywide commercialsthe heati'm crazy cool once you get to know me. if you don't know me you might think i was a stripper but that's just my night job. jk. i'm an awsome listener. IM me sometime. BlackRoseFairy05{it's an aol account}I Love Josh! I Love Josh!I Love Josh! I Love Josh! I Love Josh!I Love Josh!I Love Josh!I Love Josh! I Love Josh! Click here to get Falling ObjectsI Love Josh! I Love Josh! I Love Josh!I Love Josh!I Love Josh!I Love Josh!I Love Josh! I Love Josh!I Love Josh! I Love Josh! I Love Josh!I Love Josh!I Love Josh!I Love Josh!I Love Josh!I edited this profile with MyResourceSpace.com -- Myspace Resources
43 Year Old
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Female
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From Arroyo Grande, CA·
Invited by: jacob·
Joined on June 11, 2006
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Born on December 11th
Interests
B306What is your name?:Elizabeth What is your age?:14 Where do you live?:A.G. Why?:'Cause my parents do Do you like it?:Not really What would change in there?:Move to Santa Maria What's your heigh?:5'8' Weigh?:130 Are you pretty?:Eh. Depends who you ask Are you smart?:Kinda Are you cool?:Depends who u ask Are you a whore?:Depends who u ask If you...could have any animal in the world, which one would you choose?:Penguin How would you name it?:Waiter If you saw a llhama walking down the street, what would you do?:Take a picture If the llhama talked to you, what would you do?:Talk back If you were the president, what would you do?:Sleep If you could go anywhere, where would you go?:Italy or Ireland If you could have any food right now, what would you want?:SPEGHETTI If you had US$10.000.000, what would you buy?:A ford F.150 Choose between...Light or darkness?:Darkness TV or computer?:Computer Ok, I can't think about any other question to ask here.:Haha Will you beat me?:Who are you? Will you give me a hug?:Sure I'm sad:That's nice Ok... never mind.:Ok then Do you like books?:Yeah What do you use them for?:Reading Do you collect something?:Nope Are you married?:Nope Do you have any kids?:No How old are they?:Um. NO KIDS YET! Do you have pets?:Yeah Why?:'Cause they kick ass Do you wear glasses?:Not anymore Are you mentaly stable?:Depends who u ask What is your favorite color?:Black and Green Is it the color of your hear?:No Of your lip stick?:No Of your walls?:No Of your tooth brush?:No Do you have a teddy bear?:Yeah Did you name it?:Yeah Where did you sleep last night?:In my bed Were you alone?:Yeah Lyer!:DAMN! How you know? I was there!:Lol.Good Answer A few minutes later...Are you gay?:No Can you touch your nose with you tongue?:Nope Were you trying right now?:Yeah Do you study?:Sometimes Why?:To pass Are you bored?:Yeah How many likes did you say so far?:I don't know Do you have fleas?:No Do you still have all of the parts of your body?:Yeah Do you wear converse?:Yeah Do you hate someone? Who?:Not really Are you talking to somebody now?:Yeah Were you talking to somebody before?:Yeah What's your favorite TV show?:Degrassi Are you evil?:Depends who u ask Did you ever commited a crime?:Yeah What shoe size are you?:11 What is your favorite word?:DAMN! If you keep turning around will you get dizzy?:Probably What you thinking about?:How stupid this quiz is What you gonna do after you finish answering this questions?:Put it on my Lost Cherry Are you listening to music now?:Yeah Were you listening o music when you started?:Yeah Will you listen to music when you finish?:Yeah When was the last time you saw blood?:Thursday I smell something...:OK? Can you feel it? What is it?:Are u a molester? What did you do today?:Got my nails done Ok, you can go now...:THANK GOD! Take this survey | Find more surveysYou've been totally Bzoink*d
Music
Ohh!
Yeah!
So much for first single on this one
[Verse 1]
Shady's the lable
Aftermath is the stable
That the horses come out erra
Of course we're about to stir up
Some shit ?? Mix water with syrup
It's the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves
Just for no reason other than the just to tease him
Cause he was as big as ?? He used to be Superman
Now we're pourin liquor on the crib in his name for him
Eminem you wait till' we meet up again
Fucker I'm kickin your ass for everything you've ever said
It's one for the money two for the fuckin show
Ready get set, let's go
Here comes the ?? stompin and stampedin up the damn street
Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow
So look out below, geronimo, motherfuckers is dominos
I'm on a roll, around and around I go
When will I stop? I don't know
Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off
But I know anything's possible
Though I'm not gonna top what I sold
I'm at the top of my game
That shit is not gonna change
Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team
I'll get away with murder
I'm Michael J. he's like my cock from the day
We keep the mark from the tapes
In a safe, locked them away
Better watch what you say
Just when you thought you were safe
Them fuckers got you on tape
You swear to god you was playin
Whether or not you was little Joshua
Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same
Cause one day it could cost you your name
[Chorus]
And this was supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that up so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca Ca
[Verse 2]
Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills
And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare naked
chicka chicka chicka ..
And then just turned 16 and used a fake id
To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly
Hehehehehe, to be so young and naive
Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free
Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish
Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks
Hickory Dickory derr digga
Look at me work wizardry with these words
Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken
Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain
22 jerks and a jerk circle
Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute
What am I sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind it
rrrbb lemme ask you again
Am I just jerkin the chain
Am I bizerk or insane
Or am I just one of them damn amateurs
Workin the damn camera filmin one of them
Paris Hilton home made pornos
Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle
Chicka Chicka
Just recently somebody just discovered
Britney and Justin videotapes of them fuckin
When they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse club
And dusted them and went straight to The Source with them
Cause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh-
And then tried to erase and record over it
But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the
Uh Uh and then the come-to-find-out-it-was-Justin
Sayin 'I'm done-uh!'
Come on this was
[Chorus]
supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that up so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca Ca
[Verse 3]
Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chest
And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it
All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number
It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick
And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me
Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key
And I'll be sure to get back
As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre
Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!)
So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken,
Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock(?) bawka-bi-kaw
Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick
And stick a dick in your mouth
I'm done you can fuck off
fucka-fucka-fuck offf!
[Chorus]
And this was supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that up so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca Ca
Movies
over the hedge
pirates of the caribean
duece bigalow: european gigalo