Job Interview
A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being
interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good,
but there is an
attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says:
"Take this
pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim
extremists,
and a rabbit. "
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
