Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
> Christmas Party.
> Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste
> like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the
party.
> As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
> Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he
> sees is
> a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next
> to them, a single red rose!
> Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
> pressed.
> He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order,spotlessly
> clean. So is the rest of the house.
> He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back
> at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the
corner
> of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from
> his wife in lipstick:
> "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
> make you your favourite dinner tonight.I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
> He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
> steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
> His son is also at the table, eating.Jack asks, "Son...what happened
> last night?"
> "Well, you came home after 3 A. M., drunk and out of your mind. You
fell
> over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and
> got that black eye when you ran into the door.
> Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect
order
> and so clean?
> I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??.
> His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
> she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,"Leave me alone, I'm
> married!!"
>
>
> Broken Coffee Table $239.99
> Hot Breakfast $4.20
> Two Aspirins $.38
> Saying the right thing, at the right time. . PRICELESS!!!