Good Morning. How in the world are you today? I am good myself, thanks for me asking… Ironies… they happen everyday. But its often hard to read between the lines to find that irony until one thinks of it a while. I heard a saying by Jack Nicholson once he said: “My mother never seen the Irony of calling me a Son-of-a-Bitch” More Ironies: A 66-year-old millionaire roofing company founder was killed at his home in Rock, Wis., in December when he accidentally fell through the roof of his garage. An 18-year-old Amish man was killed in Hustisford, Wis., in October when, working on a construction crew, he came into contact with a high-voltage wire and was electrocuted. California's Solar Shade Control Act protects solar panels from obstructions from sunlight, and in January, Santa Clara County officials sought to enforce the law against homeowners who themselves are staunch environmentalists. Since the back yard of Prius-owners Richard Treanor and Carolyn Bassett contains lush redwood trees that block their neighbor's panels, the county ordered that the trees be cut down. Like I said one has to think of the situation a bit and often there are ironies associated with it. It is apparently becoming more difficult to recruit competent suicide bombers in Afghanistan because twice in a two-day period in January, clumsy bombers accidentally blew themselves up before they ever had the chance to take their targets out. One fell down a flight of stairs while on his way to an attack in the town of Khost, and the other's bomb accidentally exploded as he was getting dressed for an assignment in the town of Lashkar Gah (although the latter bomber did take three colleagues with him. You know this one looms big and I hate to laugh over suicide bombers and their quick fuses or accidents that take place before their objective was reached. But doesn’t Jeff Dunham the comic make his whole bit on Achmed the dead Terrorist? He is hilarious to say the least. Like one of his lines…” How does one train for being a Suicide Bomber?” The Irony of it all. Well today I truly hope your day is great, your weather is excellent and I will leave you with one sports related Irony. It’s been seen on Golf Courses that I play on so I may mess it up: “Attention: Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls On The Course Will Be Prosecuted And Have Theirs Balls Taken Away” Now there is an Irony…. Have a splendid day.
A huge hug and a fair amount of pats
Mart
