If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will
have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00
today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will
have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have
received a $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &
recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
