Ford's blog: "Understanding Me"

Why does everything happen in threes, dammit...?

First off, about a month ago.. My truck went down... then the dryer quit.. and then the toilet... All in the same week...

First off, the truck.. it's the lock cylinder and key.. so I replaced it.. but the old one did something to the battery.. replaced that, as well... Started the truck up and the clutch slammed to the floor.. Out of fluid and had to bleed the fucker..

The dryer.. stopped spinning but gave out heat..possible plugging, like last time..it was plugged, but not spinning again... checked the belt and it was busted.. replaced it.. Still didn't spin.. Have to buy a new dryer..

Now, my favorite.. the shitter... First, the wax seal cuz the thing was leaking.. All the sudden the pump's not working properly.. Fixed the hosing.. and then the pump decides to quit and quirt water all over..Working on replacing the pump tomorrow..

THREE things, THREE problems apiece..

Somebody upstairs is fucking with me and i wish She'd knock it the fuck off..