Pedro El Awesomeo needs Bombs's blog: "Encephalon"

So I was talking to a friend of mine today, and she was talking about how she wanted to propose to her boyfriend.  She asked me if I thought it was wrong for a girl to ask a guy instead of the other way around.  I told her that I had no problem with it, but I am not a traditionalist.  I said even though I think it is perfectly fine, I reserve the right to mock said guy, but she should go ahead.

She wanted to know if she had to buy him a ring, or something engraved.  I suggested a bowling ball, and she could get it engraved to say "Will you throw your balls down my alley forever?"

She said I was gross...