Good Morning and happy Monday. A huge thank you goes out to Janet. Who helped me crop a photo that was to “BOOMER-LARGE” to fit as my profile picture on Myboomersplace. Thank You! For the life of me the girls always try to take pictures on the highest setting of the camera to capture every detail. So Thank You Janet for filing it down to size.
A couple of things in the news, and the reason for that dreaded caption. Latest Ape-Human News: The 4th Texas Court of Appeals in January affirmed a lower court decision that monkeys and chimpanzees have no legal right to file lawsuits against an animal preserve for mistreatment. [Houston Chronicle-AP, 1-18-08] Way to go TEXAS!!! I am about sick of all the rights of this one and that one that has this country turned into a Lawyers Paradise. I mean I realized that at the rate of Law bound college grads there was going to be an overage of Law Students and jobs to fill each and every one of them, but thanks to all the liberals crying their rights and their cousins rights are being pulverized we now have a case for every lawyer and those not yet born… But my word, Monkeys and Chimpanzees rights…pretty soon they will be able to have renters insurance and driving tests for their Volkswagens… in other news
In Apeldoorn, Netherlands, however, one prominent member of the family is full of human nature: Sibu, an orangutan at the Apenheul Primate Park, has so far rejected all overtures to mate with other orangutans and instead appears smitten with blonde female zookeepers, especially those with tattoos, according to an October Reuters dispatch. [Reuters, 10-4-07] hmmm Blondes are said to have more fun…but a hairy ole primate… although…I have seen some blondes with slightly less… Ok enough on blondes and their mating habits.. I mean Monkey’s oh shoot… Primates if you will and no pun intended to my blonde friends, you all must know I truly love blonde hair so hang in there I did not mean to go on the offense which now brings me to a blonde which works at the gas station where I stop most mornings to grab a 20oz Cup of Cappuccino but may have to alter my plans in the future starting tomorrow! I thought it kind of funny that when ever this one person worked and I stopped in for coffee I never had to pay. I mean I thought they were just being nice, or perhaps did not feel like ringing up my coffee at which point I was always more then grateful and always thanked them. How ever today…I think I figured something out. I think the dude is hitting on me! I mean, he is a nice looking guy. But NOOOOOOO!!!! I do not float that way. He was dressed up in like a Saint Patrick’s Day outfit today, and we are still in February…Saint Patrick’s Day is like a whole month away. The reason I felt he was hitting on me is well hell you know when someone is being too nice… I mean I usually do not get the signs until I am hit with a Mack truck but this dude I think semi batted his eyes at me…OH NO!!! You ever get that feeling you were the last one to get the joke and you felt embarrassed due to the fact the Joke was obvious and you just blindly messed it…That was the feeling I got, I believe the coffee turned sour in my grip this am…and I slowing backed out the door thanking him. I was not going to give him a caboose shot to have him day dream about… You know I have been to Key West about a zillion and one times, and met all kinds of gay dudes and like I said not being the sharpest pencil in the drawer I do not pick up on that sort of thing, my brother said one time to me while we were in Jimmy Buffets place, He said: “ Mart ( that’s what close friends and family call me) I think that dude who is just a bit light in the loafers wants to be your pal” We have a saying for those who bat from the other side and it’s crude so I wont give the meaning to that slang…anyway so like I said I did not pick up on that. But, this morning I am like…did he just do that? Then the free coffees started to take hold…Oh shoot, he can’t be thinking I am game…So tomorrow my coffee stop will be more towards Saint Joseph and not in Riverside…my skin is crawling now… it’s like one of those times you just want to shake all the hibby Jibbies off you with one big shake… So enough on the dude wanting to get to know me better… yuck!!!!
I need to settle down….
Have a wonderful day, and my dear blonde friends no offense taken and the Monkey’s Ooo ooo AAhhh Ahhh eat a Banana and be happy with what you have. I certainly don’t blame the primate for his attraction to the tattooed gal, however not my choice… some tattoos are cool but that is another story…
A huge hug and once again Thank You Janet, two extra pats
Mart
