Over 16,533,102 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
I'm not a petty person who keeps track of every little thing someone does for me UNTIL I have done a bunch of stuff for you and cannot possibly register a single favor you've returned.For as many times as I have had your ass, try having mine. Scratch my back once and you probably will get a back scratcher from me. Demands will be met with silence.
