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I broke into your house.


Subject: Fw: I Broke into your house (a simple reminder)

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Let's say I break into your house 


A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! 

It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. 

Her point:

Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting
the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal
immigration.

Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might
make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay
indefinitely. 


Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. 
Let's say I break into your house.
Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. 



But I say, 'No! I like it here. It's better than my house. I've made all the
beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've
done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest
(except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters: 

You are Required to let me stay in your house 
You are Required to feed me
You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan 
You are Required to Educate my kids
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family 


My husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and
honest (except for that breaking in part).

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who
will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there. 

It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm
just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person, except
for well, you know, I did break into your house 
And what a deal it is for me!!! 

I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep,
and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold,
uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior.

Oh yeah, and I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE!!! so that you can
communicate with me. 

Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?! 

America is populated and governed by idiots. 

If you agree, pass it on (in English). 
If not blow it off......... 
along with your future Social Security funds and a lot of the former
benefits of being an American Citizen. 

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